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Why.... why.... were you with a woman for three years without having secks?
That's like having munchies, spending your last $ on ordering pizza and then watching it turn all stale and crabby and then it grows fungus all over and there are bugs...
I mean, we're already forced to live with our mothers for 20+ years. That's enough sexless woman company for life.
The only valid strategy with women is a daily "put out or get out". Do they ask for permission when they bitch all over your place with their constant nonsense?
Sure you need to give them some head time just to show them you don't intend to plow them and vanish but chicks who don't share the goods or play gimme-gimme games with guys they perceive to be a "serious boyfriend" are just useless.
What's the point? You can't talk guy stuff with them or play games or decent sports (apart from steaming hot sex) and all they do is bitch and moan and talk about their cousin Magda's obnoxious new dog... and shoes.... OH THE SHOES
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On December 23 2010 19:03 Tyrran wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 18:56 DND_Enkil wrote:
Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity not being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?".
Hahaha, this is so true. Lost mine quite late too ( 23 ) and you just feel better around girls after that. GL to you OP.
Ya know... reading this post made me feel good. Because I'm a 20 yr old virgin and I thought 20 was late as hell. I've had opportunities at parties. I just never followed through.
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On December 23 2010 19:12 Kickboxer wrote:
What's the point? You can't talk guy stuff with them or play games or decent sports (apart from steaming hot sex) and all they do is bitch and moan and talk about their cousin Magda's obnoxious new dog... and shoes.... OH THE SHOES
And then there is my girlfriend. Who demands to give me a back massage while i play SC2, or to have me stream SC2, or to have sex with me.
even with a complete 180 in attitude, it's still soooo annoying. 
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On December 23 2010 19:05 Turbovolver wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 18:53 shinwa wrote:
3 Years?!??
Oh man. With my first girlfriend it lasted 9 months without having the sexytimes, and I was on the edge of bursting (repeated blueballs might be the must be amongst painful thing I've ever experienced..). The sad part was that that girl was not a virgin, just a douchebag. Luckily, the first one after we broke up, was not as prude. Blueballs isn't a real thing. I can jerk off for 5 hours with no release and feel nothing. edit: Or am I just the next evolved level of human male? :D
I guess you're more evolved. Because I can guarantee it's real.
edit: Very real
edit2: really, 5 hours?:/ How do you find time?
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On December 23 2010 19:15 Joementum wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 19:03 Tyrran wrote:On December 23 2010 18:56 DND_Enkil wrote:
Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity not being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?".
Hahaha, this is so true. Lost mine quite late too ( 23 ) and you just feel better around girls after that. GL to you OP. Ya know... reading this post made me feel good. Because I'm a 20 yr old virgin and I thought 20 was late as hell. I've had opportunities at parties. I just never followed through.
Well, like i said for me it was a big deal at the end and messed things up for me socially. But if you feel like you are okay with it and want to wait dont feel pressured into having sex, do what feels right for you.
20 years old aint old at all and no reason to freak out yet, especially if you have had opportunities and it did not feel right. Trust your feelings, when it feels right it will be right and one good relationship after losing your virginity will be more than enough to take back all "lost time" in the bedroom.
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3 year relationship without sex?
step your man game up son.
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On December 23 2010 18:38 Turbovolver wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 17:23 101TFP wrote:
Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation.
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring.
The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time.
So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter. Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy. I had erection problems for 6 months.
This...
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On December 23 2010 16:35 jungle_BRAT wrote:
how can 2 people be together for 3 years and not have sex??
lmao
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On December 23 2010 18:44 101TFP wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 18:38 Turbovolver wrote:On December 23 2010 17:23 101TFP wrote:
Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation.
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring.
The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time.
So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter. Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy. I had erection problems for 6 months. Wait what? The last thing I could have managed to accomplish while approaching my first female bed companion was to NOT have a massive hard-on. I was way too happy and excited to feel nervousness. We need more information from the OP to give him the proper famous TL girl advice. No wait, we don't. [insert weird advice on how to really awkwardly rape a girl meant to be funny]
according to some german studies/polls or whatever about 40% of all men werent able to get a proper hard on their first time.
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gl hf, If your lucky enough, u might pop a cherry
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This is a really funny blog. Updates are required.
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awesome ad??
vaginal dry spell?
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/MOcb4.png)
anyway no soothing relief for you.
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apparently google ads thinks your ex has a sandy vagina.
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i'm surprised to what kind of gentleman you are. three years in a relationship and you guys never mutually wanted to have sex? incredible. anyhow if you're really set on getting laid to whoever is female, just go for someone below your standards. ezpz
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All right. Well I'm glad some interest was raised. I noticed that FakeSteve hasn't shown up yet for support, but then again he's probably disarming North Korean nukes.
I'm unsure of how this whole blog thing works, but I need to include developing information. Oh, and I have decided to purchase a camera to document the deed (a la American Pie). Now, we need to have a mod consensus over whether this would be okay or not.
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waait... you're making a sextape?
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Hate to break it to you, but if you are looking for sex, the probability of you getting laid decreases by about 99%.
its kind of just how it is.
Unless your Robert Downey Jr.
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This blog is going to be fuckin' baller.
No, baller, shut up.
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EPT
