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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
December 11 2010 01:26 GMT
#61
There are countless other things that you could get would be considered a heterosexual drink and still bang you up.

Also, 8 is not almost the same as 12. And girl drinks are not strong


# Apple Pucker# Bacardi limon# fresh mint# fresh lime# soda water# sprite# muddler or spoon# shaker tin with glass# glass for drink to be served in rab a few fresh mint leaves, and 2-4 lime wedges. Place in the bottom of your shaker glass, and add 1/4 of an ounce of apple pucker. MORE. ChaCha!

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vinn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia112 Posts
December 11 2010 01:48 GMT
#62
Haha! Awesome read.
But man... clubs are gross D:
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bbq ftw
Profile Joined September 2010
United States139 Posts
December 11 2010 02:09 GMT
#63
Are you sure the problem is the club or just poor impulse control?
xxSK8rGUy277xx
Profile Joined September 2010
300 Posts
December 11 2010 03:20 GMT
#64
I've done the carlton dance and it worked well. Maybe you didn't execute it correctly?
Crabby
Profile Joined August 2010
United States66 Posts
December 11 2010 11:11 GMT
#65
On December 11 2010 05:29 Metalwing wrote:
Last saturday, I actually did the opposite of what you did.

- I didn't buy into a fight (We were ~10 people including girls and that makes 5 men and one of us was my capoeira instructor. A fight wouldn't end too badly for me).
- ???


I was always under the impression that capoeira was more of a traditional dance with ethnic brazilian music and not used for fighting.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 11 2010 11:34 GMT
#66
hahaha so much good writing in this blog

good job to both the op and jack mccoy lolo
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Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
December 11 2010 14:18 GMT
#67
Good read, the op and McCoy's post.
The writing was definitely... 'colourful'.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Rustymike
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Finland327 Posts
December 11 2010 18:04 GMT
#68
For some reason I thought of this scene from American Psycho by reading your original post.

lakritzc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden164 Posts
December 11 2010 18:35 GMT
#69
Clubs are boring, atleast here in Sweden, I find that almost all generic dull people go clubbing here. It feels like they're all trying to have such glamorous social lives. Although I don't find clubbing to be that social, it's just a bunch of people with none of them you will strike a real conversation with.

Pubs are cool though.
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kelstar
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada35 Posts
December 11 2010 18:42 GMT
#70
Great read crabby spice, I think you autta go back for round two and report back to us immediately! :D
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
December 11 2010 18:46 GMT
#71
On December 11 2010 04:13 ZaplinG wrote:
Sure beats just sitting around the house

Oh, and drink before you get to the club. Only suckers or people trying to impress buy drinks at the bar.


Only suckers bother trying to save up getting shitfaced with natural ice before the party. Seriously, if you weren't a sucker and had the money would you gulp all the booze alone at your house? No, you wouldn't.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
December 11 2010 19:03 GMT
#72
On December 12 2010 03:46 News wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2010 04:13 ZaplinG wrote:
Sure beats just sitting around the house

Oh, and drink before you get to the club. Only suckers or people trying to impress buy drinks at the bar.


Only suckers bother trying to save up getting shitfaced with natural ice before the party. Seriously, if you weren't a sucker and had the money would you gulp all the booze alone at your house? No, you wouldn't.


Sounds like the truthhammer is knocking some heads out!
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
December 11 2010 21:03 GMT
#73
LOL MCCOY that was great
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
December 11 2010 23:28 GMT
#74
dude, two cougars, dude. Although I agree with your general feeling about clubs haha.
gen.Sun
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States539 Posts
December 12 2010 01:17 GMT
#75
This is written way too much like a book to be real.
Never.Die
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan189 Posts
December 13 2010 02:25 GMT
#76
I'd say you need to learn how to socialize better with women, my friend. And since the chick was that candid with you AND asked what did you do as her FIRST question....obviously a gold-digger man. Come on, you can't be any dumber than this bro. Learn to recognize this kind of stuff and learn from it.
PetitCrabe
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada410 Posts
December 13 2010 03:17 GMT
#77
It took my a while to realise this, and I might be wrong, BUT, I think clubs aren't that popular among the general population. Only the flashy very excentric people go there, and since you see those kinds of people on TV you tend to think that EVERYONE goes to the club... Anyways, it's not for me. My friends don't even bother asking me to go clubbing anymore.
sekishusai
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
80 Posts
December 13 2010 11:57 GMT
#78
this is hilarious
i lvoe the carlton dance part rofl
DND_Enkil
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden598 Posts
December 13 2010 14:33 GMT
#79
Amen...

On the other hand i like the middle ground, places with both dance floor and more relaxed bar sections with decent music.

I dont dance, but i can buy drinks.
"If you write about a sewing needle there is always some one-eyed bastard that gets offended" - Fritiof The Pirate Nilsson
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
December 13 2010 16:27 GMT
#80
On December 13 2010 11:25 Never.Die wrote:
I'd say you need to learn how to socialize better with women, my friend. And since the chick was that candid with you AND asked what did you do as her FIRST question....obviously a gold-digger man. Come on, you can't be any dumber than this bro. Learn to recognize this kind of stuff and learn from it.


Generally you shouldn't be giving an advice unless you've gotten laid at least once before. So come back once you do.

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"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
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