EPTI hate clubs - Page 2
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niteReloaded
Croatia5281 Posts
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ProTech_MediC
United States498 Posts
2. You don't have to be single to enjoy dancing. 3. You don't have to be single to enjoy drinking in a social environment. 4. What kind of guy buys an asian pear drink? A simple beer would have cost less and had more effect. 5. I'm fairly certain that none of the encounters with females that you described actually happened. 6. The strange, animalistic, "mating ritual" you describe is actually pretty simple. Even morons have been successful at it for millions of years. You somehow managed to fail in one of the most accessible places. | ||
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N3rV[Green]
United States1935 Posts
God damnit alcohol is the worst shit on the planet >.< Why doesn't everybody just chill out and smoke a bowl with some buds OUTSIDE. Thats where the real shit happens folks. | ||
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jlim
Spain943 Posts
They are an attempt on human intelligence. For many reasons. And this comes from my empirical knowledge, not based on stereotypes. | ||
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SpicyCrab
402 Posts
On December 11 2010 04:45 ProTech_MediC wrote: 5. I'm fairly certain that none of the encounters with females that you described actually happened. No, it happened. (p.s why would I lie about such an awkward and unsuccessful encounter?) As for your other comments... eh... | ||
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WhiZ
Sweden853 Posts
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Dance.
United States389 Posts
I then showed her my trademark dance, which I call "The Carlton" How did that not get you laid??? You must have been doing it wrong. | ||
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
2- Drink beforehand 3- ... ahhahahahaa gj son! | ||
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SpicyCrab
402 Posts
 Oh, and yes, I did see my DJ friend play. He was very good, I think. I am perhaps not the best judge of effectiveness in this instance. | ||
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Titusmaster6
United States5937 Posts
Hilarious description of grinding btw haha. | ||
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BasedSwag
Algeria418 Posts
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Pulimuli
Sweden2766 Posts
On December 11 2010 04:08 SpicyCrab wrote: A fucking drink costs $12.00. Yes, I know that it's a very exotic "asian pear drink" but that's stupid. Only an idiot or a millionaire would pay $12.00 for a drink. I bought three. $12 isnt that expensive for a drink out in a club or a bar (sure its way more expensive then making it at home) but thats reality. $12 for a drink is actually pretty cheap where i live | ||
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-Frog-
United States514 Posts
On December 11 2010 05:12 Pulimuli wrote: $12 isnt that expensive for a drink out in a club or a bar (sure its way more expensive then making it at home) but thats reality. $12 for a drink is actually pretty cheap where i live What kind of drinks are you buying? A beer shouldn't cost more than $5 and some girly fruit drink shouldn't be more than $10. If $12 is cheap (not even average) then you sir are balling it up indeed. | ||
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BasedSwag
Algeria418 Posts
On December 11 2010 05:19 -Frog- wrote: What kind of drinks are you buying? A beer shouldn't cost more than $5 and some girly fruit drink shouldn't be more than $10. If $12 is cheap (not even average) then you sir are balling it up indeed. He's from Sweden (supposedly) so he's probably just converting from SEK to USD, and since the dollar is incredibly weak right now $12 is not a lot comparatively... Just a guess. | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
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Metalwing
Turkey1038 Posts
- I didn't drive to the club - I didn't buy drinks (yeah, i fucking didn't) - I didn't do carlton dance, instead i tried to keep up with the best dancer i knew and i was pretty much ok. - I didn't buy into a fight (We were ~10 people including girls and that makes 5 men and one of us was my capoeira instructor. A fight wouldn't end too badly for me). - ??? It was a good saturday night. I wrote how it ended to one-line confessions thread. | ||
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Dont Panic
United States194 Posts
Awkward male enters the club early, unprepared, and alone. Ironically notices a 45 year old who is out of place. Calls the expensive girly drinks stupid and then proceeds to buy 3. By some miracle he gets checked out by 2 potential mates. Completely fails the mating ritual causing prospective females to give up on men and try lesbian sex insead. Pulls an IdrA and calls clubbing stupid and leaves in order to prevent admitting one's own faults. You missed out man, Two taxidermists would have made from some very freaky sex! | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4641 Posts
On December 11 2010 05:20 BasedSwag wrote: He's from Sweden (supposedly) so he's probably just converting from SEK to USD, and since the dollar is incredibly weak right now $12 is not a lot comparatively... Just a guess. Oh, it's not because of the exchange rate, it's just that we have like 500% taxes on hard liquor in Sweden. A sad and true story. | ||
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SpicyCrab
402 Posts
this was intended to be a silly story written from my perspective. Obviously I am not the intended clientele for this kind of thing. Love people trying to insult me for being an awkward dork in a story which is basically about how I am an awkward dork. Also: Every thing in here is 100% true; there isn't any thing in here that should even be hard to believe. Honestly. | ||
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