EPTBut, fuck it... this one post made me wanna create a new blog:
On October 15 2010 03:21 Impervious wrote:
Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it.
You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you.
Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it.
You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you.
Lol, thanks dude! that post made me laugh and actually made me realize how much different my bday was this year... I felt a lot more appreciation for life, it seems like Im thinkin different.. like Im maturing rapidly... I was thinking more about my fam and being happy rather than material things like in the past... I actually had a good conversation with my mom that made me happy and made me be grateful of my life up to this date! (she lives in Venezuela and Im in Utah so thats pretty far
) So ya, hope that made sense up there ^
I actually ended up doing totally different of what I planned and it turned out to be pretty fun:
1) Slept in so good! till about 2:30 pm, woke up to see bunch of msgs and voicemails and facebook shit.. aaagrrrr I took some painkiller drugs to make me feel hella good for the day HA
2) Went a got a free haircut from my stylist yaaay, fuckin cut mohawk and go the vinny from jersey shore haircut
3) Ended up eating Olive Garden, wtfzor!
4) Went to see standup comedy... saw this bitch...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zBcBxGu-c(click on the link and start watching @ 1:30, she actually said the same exact jokes tonight hahahaa cheap comedian)
5) After comedy, went a saw Jackass 3D .... omfGGG!!!! that movie is full of fuckin ownage... it is so fuckiin hillarious.. those kids are crazy and the quality of the picture is good! GO C it!!!!!
P.S. Only thing I regret from today is that I shoulda gone to the Jazz game vs Phoenix instead of stand up comedy but oh well...
SO there it is peeps! Oh almost forgot, I been playin SSf4 online and finally found a good fuckin entertainin player to play against.. but now Im smoking a cigarillo and ready to sleep so tired!
Night peeps!
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