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InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 14 2010 08:26 GMT
#1
Its my buffday, and Im playin some ssf4 right now... gotta go to bed and tomorrow when i wake up Im going to eat with the fam, when I wake up I want some of yall to help me decide on where to go.. im so indecisive!!! im deciding between Olive Garden (Italian), Joes Crap Shack (Sea food, craaab yuuum!) or Barbeque at the aunts (Venezuelan)... Im leanin twards Joes crab shack pretty bad :D then to the zoo and then to see stand up comedy :D Im not sure if i should go see stand up comedy... me and my girl are deciding what to do on a thurs night but cheap cuz we broke !

What do u think!! ?

Happy bday me yay turnin 23... time fuckin flies!

P.S. Im starting to really like sc2 lolz... i need someone to teach me all the new basic matchup shit cuz i sux!!! add me eddiequintero87@hotmail.com
Oct 14 ftw~

w/e
gamecrazy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States421 Posts
October 14 2010 08:29 GMT
#2
Damn bro, sounds like you're gonna be having a great day tomorrow. Happy birthday.

I'd go with the barbeque at the aunt's but I'm not venezuelan so maybe it's just the novelty. I don't know why you include Olive Garden on the list though. Joe's Crab Shack > Olive Garden almost any day.
Protactinium
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada550 Posts
October 14 2010 08:29 GMT
#3
Happy birthday good sir! Definitely the Crab Shack, stuff's so good there.
And so, we find the Sublime.
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
October 14 2010 08:31 GMT
#4
Happy Birthday! Sounds like it's going to be a great day
KTY
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 14 2010 08:33 GMT
#5
Thanks :D !

@gamecrazy.... like I said bro Im broke and Olive garden aint very expensive and i actually like their food alot
w/e
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 14 2010 08:35 GMT
#6
joes crab shack aint worth it man, its never worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
troi oi thang map nai!!!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 14 2010 08:37 GMT
#7
aww u sound so happy :D
i'd go for the crab but is OhThaDung right?

Anyways have fun! Zoo is awesome
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Meeran
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden91 Posts
October 14 2010 08:54 GMT
#8
Happy birthday! Hope you'll get a wounderful day! (:
Number J - Day[9]
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 14 2010 08:54 GMT
#9
OhThatDang is wroooong... King Crab in their famous bbq grilled style is pure of fuckin win....
Always tell the waitress "put the bib on me babe :D " cuz im'bouta get durty!

have u been there evan? u should go
w/e
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
October 14 2010 10:11 GMT
#10
Happy Birthday! Turning 23 in a couple of months as well.

Here's a high five from a fellow starcraft fan: (^_^)/")
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
October 14 2010 11:53 GMT
#11
October birthdays ftw!

Congrats :D
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HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
October 14 2010 18:18 GMT
#12
happy birthday
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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4212 Posts
October 14 2010 18:21 GMT
#13
Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it.

You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
HuK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1591 Posts
October 14 2010 18:27 GMT
#14
On October 15 2010 03:21 Impervious wrote:
Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it.

You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you.



wtf, lol.

anyways happy birthday man, me personally i would prefer bbq but if ur leaning to something just do it. Don't need money to have fun with your gf, especially on ur bday
ProgamerLive like a God or die like a Slave 11:11
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4212 Posts
October 14 2010 18:29 GMT
#15
On October 15 2010 03:27 Liquid`HuK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2010 03:21 Impervious wrote:
Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it.

You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you.



wtf, lol.

I gave him an awesome birthday present - a really good reason to drink. :D
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
crazeman
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
664 Posts
October 15 2010 20:27 GMT
#16
On October 15 2010 03:21 Impervious wrote:
Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it.

You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you.


Brilliant. I'm going to post that the next time someone's birthday pop up on facebook.
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