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People have been trying to guess who baller is and recently popular theory has been that in fact he is Hot_Bid but it is time for me to reveal my secret information on who the mysterious awesome poster is.
Background information can be found here
In fact baller is a very mysterious fellow it was hard to track down his origins I cannot reveal my sources for their very life on TL would be forefeit so I will cut to the chase. What do we know about baller? His origins are mysterious, he might have been more than one person over the years. His identity is still in question and he's completely awesome so there is really only one conclusion to come to.
Baller is in fact... + Show Spoiler +
   
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I think he is Chill
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Hyrule19002 Posts
Some say he's illegal in 17 US states, and that he's afraid of ducks....
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Of course of course.. it all makes sense! PLAY MORE POKEMON RAELCUN
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Whoa. That explains a lot.
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its not hotbid
my guess is brood or fana, maybe kenig
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The STIG :D Some say he can swim seven lengths under water and he has webbed buttocks.
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Every forum troll is Hot Bid
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Because Hot_Bid was so influential in the early era of trolling, it is valid to compare baller to Hot_Bid. However, I think your conclusion might be more accurate.
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8748 Posts
On October 14 2010 04:09 floor exercise wrote: Every forum troll is Hot Bid It's true... Every troll has a sliver of Hot_Bid's essence in them.
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no no, we are all Hot_Bid. Our name is Hot_Bid.
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I must say, I don't understand what the joke here is. =(
I seriously doubt baller is Fanatacist, since the latter has already revealed himself.
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I think murderotica = fanatacist.. baller is a different entity.
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haha, obviously.
who else could be so cool and so enigmatic.
BESIDES HOT_BID
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On October 14 2010 04:17 Cube wrote: no no, we are all Hot_Bid. Our name is Hot_Bid.
i found a cube post
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murderotica is definitely not fana, I've met him (murder) in real life I'm also 95% sure of baller's true identity, but I will not risk the integrity of baller's shroud of awesomeness
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it's not hotbid. why would a person who trolls all the time regularly make a second account to troll??
it's definitely a mod who is normally nice and quiet, not prone to trolling or outbursts. that means it's probably a humble, reserved canadian. by process of elimination: chill's a jerk, kenniget is a womanizer and arm-breaker, leaving manifesto as the culprit
i fuckin owned at guess who as a kid, and this is pretty much the same thing
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He can't be hot bid or chill, some passages are humorless or lacking logic. Not that chill has the best sense of humor but at least he tries not to be lame.
Technically baller could be fana, because fana had the ability to say random shit that wasn't always quality, but on the other hand some of the ballers quality beats fanas best efforts. Isn't fana = murderotica anyways? Was 99% positive on that one. Compare these two, baller sounds very little like him.
baller has this old school eastish humor, something you could hear from rekrul or nyoken. I would actually think it was nyoken but he made a few bw/sc2 related posts which contradicts this theory.
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On October 14 2010 04:38 News wrote: He can't be hot bid or chill, some passages are humorless or lacking logic. Not that chill has the best sense of humor but at least he tries not to be lame.
Technically baller could be fana, because fana had the ability to say random shit that wasn't always quality, but on the other hand some of the ballers quality beats fanas best efforts. Isn't fana = murderotica anyways? Was 99% positive on that one. Compare these two, baller sounds very little like him.
baller has this old school eastish humor, something you could hear from rekrul or nyoken. I would actually think it was nyoken but he made a few bw/sc2 related posts which contradicts this concept. i'm actually fairly sure it is brood
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On October 14 2010 04:39 DoctorHelvetica wrote: i'm actually fairly sure it is brood
Brood is the only admin I can think of, have to agree here.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if it was someone like kdog?
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On October 14 2010 04:41 krndandaman wrote: can a mod please tell us already :/
Why would they? A fair bit of the appeal of baller is that everyone's trying to figure out who it is.
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Hyrule19002 Posts
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On October 14 2010 04:56 tofucake wrote: It's Rekrul.
Yeah, Rekrul watches Bleach. Sounds about right.
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United States11390 Posts
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On October 14 2010 05:21 Harem wrote: it's moltke
i hope its moltke. That would be awesome haha
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I think baller is a combination of veterans/mods kinda like CleaR. If I had to guess, I'd say Hot_Bid is one of the people who share the account. Not too sure about the others.
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I'd pay some major e-dollars to know who either fana's new account, ballers real ID and any of sonuvbob's alts.
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I like the mystery, personally.
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Croatia9487 Posts
Baller is obviously 2Pac. He's living with Elvis on Alaska and apparently, they're still ballin.
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On October 14 2010 05:30 AoN.DimSum wrote:i hope its moltke. That would be awesome haha
If it is moltke then I might quite possibly explode from the greatness of it.
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Forgot to mention that I want to know who T-Dot is though I would only pay half the e-dollar sum.
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I wander if t-dot's still lurking around. Let's see. You here man?
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On October 14 2010 04:27 minus_human wrote: murderotica is definitely not fana, I've met him (murder) in real life I'm also 95% sure of baller's true identity, but I will not risk the integrity of baller's shroud of awesomeness
Thanks for the heads up, they almost have the same style of posting that's why I assumed. Except murderotica doesn't do random puns 
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On October 14 2010 05:50 Licmyobelisk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2010 04:27 minus_human wrote: murderotica is definitely not fana, I've met him (murder) in real life I'm also 95% sure of baller's true identity, but I will not risk the integrity of baller's shroud of awesomeness Thanks for the heads up, they almost have the same style of posting that's why I assumed. Except murderotica doesn't do random puns 
It is fana, I don't even know why he's making this bs up (maybe they are "pals"). Unless minus_human went to the US and met him here, which has never happened from what I can find out. If not, then why would a russian kid that grew up in the US go to Romania? He wouldn't.
Pretty sure from what I can remember minus_human was buttering him up after fana requested a ban. Definitely can see them PMing each other on that alt account, it's pretty obvious.
On October 14 2010 05:57 Rekrul wrote: baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though
Agreed, this is exactly how I feel about it.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though
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baller isn't brood, imo, because brood's regular posting style is too close to baller's.
Pretty sure one of baller's many girlfriends is taylor swift.
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On October 14 2010 06:03 DeckOneBell wrote: baller isn't brood, imo, because brood's regular posting style is too close to baller's.
Pretty sure one of baller's many girlfriends is taylor swift.
Occam's Razor my friend.
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Hyrule19002 Posts
On October 14 2010 05:57 Rekrul wrote: baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though I knew baller was Rekrul.
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On October 14 2010 05:47 minus_human wrote: I wander if t-dot's still lurking around. Let's see. You here man? tdot was stalking me for a while off of teamliquid
havent heard from him in a while
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brood/hot_bid would be my guess. but what do i know...
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My god. It all makes sense.
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On October 14 2010 03:57 tofucake wrote: Some say he's illegal in 17 US states, and that he's afraid of ducks....
Some also say that he plays sc2 with an apm of over 400...WITHOUT a keyboard, and that his mother still tucks him into bed each night
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Guys...leave it alone...I'm scared of the monkeys
+ Show Spoiler +Totally thought it was Hot_Bid...now i'm not so sure
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Or is The Stig... baller?
Some say...
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so now i know who made that stupid graph about me
bitch
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Yup, I've knew it all along!
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On October 14 2010 07:03 jjun212 wrote: so now i know who made that stupid graph about me
bitch Hahahahahaha, perfect.
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On October 14 2010 05:52 News wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2010 05:50 Licmyobelisk wrote:On October 14 2010 04:27 minus_human wrote: murderotica is definitely not fana, I've met him (murder) in real life I'm also 95% sure of baller's true identity, but I will not risk the integrity of baller's shroud of awesomeness Thanks for the heads up, they almost have the same style of posting that's why I assumed. Except murderotica doesn't do random puns  It is fana, I don't even know why he's making this bs up (maybe they are "pals"). Unless minus_human went to the US and met him here, which has never happened from what I can find out. If not, then why would a russian kid that grew up in the US go to Romania? He wouldn't. Pretty sure from what I can remember minus_human was buttering him up after fana requested a ban. Definitely can see them PMing each other on that alt account, it's pretty obvious. Show nested quote +On October 14 2010 05:57 Rekrul wrote: baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though Agreed, this is exactly how I feel about it. I don't think so man. Fanta was entertaining and funny, I don't really get that from Murderotica
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On October 14 2010 06:04 minus_human wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2010 06:03 DeckOneBell wrote: baller isn't brood, imo, because brood's regular posting style is too close to baller's.
Pretty sure one of baller's many girlfriends is taylor swift. Occam's Razor my friend. Occam's Razor tells me that baller isn't anyone other than baller.
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Pardon my ignorance, but why is it that people believe that baller is someone else on TL? Where is the evidence for this?
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baller is obviously the slightly older, slightly more matured stimey. maybe his older brother. or uncle.
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On October 14 2010 07:51 NeVeR wrote: Pardon my ignorance, but why is it that people believe that baller is someone else on TL? Where is the evidence for this? reeks of smurf
no one joins a starcraft forum just to make awesome jokes and funny analogies and never talk about starcraft
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Maybe im just slow today, but i dont get it.
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On October 14 2010 08:28 One wrote:Maybe im just slow today, but i dont get it.  I think he is saying that he has never been warned or banned.
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United States11390 Posts
On October 14 2010 08:31 Sentenal wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2010 08:28 One wrote:Maybe im just slow today, but i dont get it.  I think he is saying that he has never been warned or banned. He has been warned before.
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I wish every night that baller is just some random guy who is not a mod, or not some other poster, and is a true creature of epic.
*sigh*
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I'm almost certain it's a shared mod account. I mean Hot_Bid provides a lot of the Trolling, Fakesteve provides the songs, Brood adds a dash of humor, and Chill makes the graphs obv.
+ Show Spoiler +I have no clue 
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I wish baller was real and at the same time I like the mystery of it. I would hate if someone flat out said they were baller but it would be one of those things I'd like to know before I die... Hey TL we should have a mafia style thread about baller, everyone submits their evidence and we debate who it is and eventually find out on our own.
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On October 14 2010 07:25 n.DieJokes wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2010 05:52 News wrote:On October 14 2010 05:50 Licmyobelisk wrote:On October 14 2010 04:27 minus_human wrote: murderotica is definitely not fana, I've met him (murder) in real life I'm also 95% sure of baller's true identity, but I will not risk the integrity of baller's shroud of awesomeness Thanks for the heads up, they almost have the same style of posting that's why I assumed. Except murderotica doesn't do random puns  It is fana, I don't even know why he's making this bs up (maybe they are "pals"). Unless minus_human went to the US and met him here, which has never happened from what I can find out. If not, then why would a russian kid that grew up in the US go to Romania? He wouldn't. Pretty sure from what I can remember minus_human was buttering him up after fana requested a ban. Definitely can see them PMing each other on that alt account, it's pretty obvious. On October 14 2010 05:57 Rekrul wrote: baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though Agreed, this is exactly how I feel about it. I don't think so man. Fanta was entertaining and funny, I don't really get that from Murderotica Ahem.
EDIT: Woo, got my Zealot! =D
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Korea (South)1897 Posts
On October 14 2010 05:57 Rekrul wrote: baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though
don't be hater on style ^^ gogo baller!
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I could see baller being chill
but I could also see it being just some guy (and that's what I actually think)
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nazgul knows, but he wouldn't tell me :/ mean!
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Ahahahahaha good luck with that one, what if it's Nazgul O.O
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I think that its brood or moltke
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moltke? that's like the worst guess i have ever heard
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United States7481 Posts
i think it's an account the admins secretly let lastshadow back in on
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On October 14 2010 08:40 emperorchampion wrote:I'm almost certain it's a shared mod account. I mean Hot_Bid provides a lot of the Trolling, Fakesteve provides the songs, Brood adds a dash of humor, and Chill makes the graphs obv. + Show Spoiler +I have no clue  But..Pachi makes graphs
Baller = Pachi ???
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What if it's R1CH lol seem to have done most of the ridiculous guesses why not a few more.
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If baller is one guy this thread would be nothing but softcore porn to his ego.
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id be willing to put money on it that its iNcontroL, baller is iNconTROLL, see what i did there?
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but incontroll makes baller like post all the time on his regular account why would he make another account to do it on?
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
Damn guys stop slobbering all over his nuts with his shaft 5 inches deep down your throat
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On October 17 2010 11:44 Murderotica wrote: Damn guys stop slobbering all over his nuts with his shaft 5 inches deep down your throat
I refuse, I'll slobber all the hell I want.
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I think he's just a guy. He made like 2 funny posts and then repeated them over and over and I guess he still kinda funny in a nostalgic kinda "remember back to the first time I read a baller post" kinda way. If he was more than one guy he'd post more often and be less repetitive.
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On October 17 2010 11:44 Murderotica wrote: Damn guys stop slobbering all over his nuts with his shaft 5 inches deep down your throat
so you admit
his dick is huge
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On October 17 2010 14:25 travis wrote:Show nested quote +On October 17 2010 11:44 Murderotica wrote: Damn guys stop slobbering all over his nuts with his shaft 5 inches deep down your throat so you admit his dick is huge
Obligatory: TRAVIS IS BALLER post
Or just another admirer.
DA NA
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baller posts are basically brood posts written in convincing elbow-speak
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 17 2010 14:25 travis wrote:Show nested quote +On October 17 2010 11:44 Murderotica wrote: Damn guys stop slobbering all over his nuts with his shaft 5 inches deep down your throat so you admit his dick is huge Well I only said 5 inches deep so it could be 5 inches long which is far from huge imo
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only if your throat starts at your lips
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 17 2010 15:41 travis wrote: only if your throat starts at your lips True. I didn't think about it from this angle, thanks for the expert opinion.
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you're very welcome
any time
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Belgium9945 Posts
On October 14 2010 05:57 Rekrul wrote: baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though There's no such thing as trying too hard in terms of posting quality. Sure, he spends more time on his posts than most of us do, but they're fucking brilliant
God rekrul, think of how you're influencing our kids here
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On October 17 2010 19:11 RaGe wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2010 05:57 Rekrul wrote: baller tries a little too hard, definite gems here and there though There's no such thing as trying too hard in terms of posting quality. Sure, he spends more time on his posts than most of us do, but they're fucking brilliant God rekrul, think of how you're influencing our kids here
you had kids with rekrul? Why does the juiciest gossip never make it to the front page?!!?
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I command you to rise from your grave!
Why you had to post on this? Last post was almost a year old -_-
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