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My erection song

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NickC
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
233 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-10 18:35:31
October 10 2010 18:35 GMT
#1
hi guis i maed my first evar guitar song LOL

i spent last week at a friends and wanted him to teach me guitar 10 hours a day ...but u know ur fingers die after the first 2 hours and they've only just healed

so wroted this lyrics to go with my chord sequence (which comes from another song but fucked if i care what it was)

i would put it on youtube for ez access but really idc this is just a brag post lolz enjoy


mp3 (2mb)
[url blocked]
http://www.zshare.net/audio/813702409fa81e3f/


lyrics

the erection song

its monday mornin, good mornin my friends,
got-a job to get to early, and a letter to send,
better have a quick shower, and make no delay
i try to jump out of my bed, but theres something in the way

coz i have got a boner and i dont know what to do
ive tried holding my breath and its makin me blue

im on the bus, the bus to work
vibrations going thru me, and they're going to work
something stirs inside me, i know what it is
im gettin off in 30 seconds and im already in shit

coz i have got a boner and i dont know what to do
ive tried holding my breath and its makin me blue

im in a queue, the queue in the store
its going so slowly, cant stand it anymore
mind starts to wander, see a girl in a skirt
try-to-think-about something else for my attention to divert, but

i have got a boner and i dont know what to do
ive tried holding my breath and its makin me blue

im on my way home now, its been a long day
found myself a little bit lost, gotta ask for the way
stop a woman on the street, and ask for directions
no idea what she said due-to-my continual erections

oh i have got a boner and i dont know what to do
ive tried holding my breath and its makin me blue

12341 or
1211off

**
Thoreezhea1
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States532 Posts
October 10 2010 18:39 GMT
#2
lol wat did I just read?
What the Fu- REAPERS?!
Lumire
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States607 Posts
October 10 2010 18:45 GMT
#3
5/5 would read again
|| o.o
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 10 2010 18:53 GMT
#4
I got an erection while reading these lyrics, and I haven't the faintest idea why.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
October 10 2010 19:09 GMT
#5
O.O
NickC
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
233 Posts
October 10 2010 19:11 GMT
#6
u know i read that if u stick ur fingers in pee itll help speed up ur callous development o.O tnx yahoo answers
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
October 10 2010 19:27 GMT
#7
:o
ffdestiny
Profile Joined September 2010
United States773 Posts
October 10 2010 19:39 GMT
#8
0/5, would never want to listen to anything by you, ever again.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
October 11 2010 01:42 GMT
#9
I got an erection too.
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