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zenMaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada761 Posts
September 29 2010 21:40 GMT
#41
Here is what I do.
"Hey whats your name? you lent me a pencil the other day."
"Name"
"Oh, I broke your pencil."
"What? how?"
"I don't know how, the only thing i remember from last night was me jacking off"

I always bring sexual topics into the discussion and girls have always been happy to discuss about it.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
September 29 2010 21:47 GMT
#42
On September 30 2010 06:40 zenMaster wrote:
Here is what I do.
"Hey whats your name? you lent me a pencil the other day."
"Name"
"Oh, I broke your pencil."
"What? how?"
"I don't know how, the only thing i remember from last night was me jacking off"

I always bring sexual topics into the discussion and girls have always been happy to discuss about it.

Me too, like the time I met this girl for the first time:

Me: Hey, how are you? You look good, sex is good. Last time I had sex I got a reach around from the hooker, she had crack-mouth and a face that could kill a Walrus, but it was great fun. The friction and texture from her scabies ridden skin actually made it more pleasurable. I came all over her dirty bung-hole in about 2 minutes flat. Fancy a coffee?
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
September 29 2010 21:52 GMT
#43
This thread has become more and more depraved i'm some what sicked by it now.
AssuredVacancy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1167 Posts
September 29 2010 22:09 GMT
#44
Brood's replies are giving me deja vu every time I read them.
We spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 29 2010 22:13 GMT
#45
I like the setting "math lab" for picking up a 7.5 asian girl. If you want to go after those 9.5's and beyond find out where the math club hangs out.. those girls will fuck you with a whole lot more than just their eyes IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Rkjdsnbdfb
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
September 29 2010 22:15 GMT
#46
On September 30 2010 06:18 baller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong


if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
September 29 2010 22:17 GMT
#47
Everyone should go to brood for girl related advice - the OJ Simpson method is fool-proof.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
September 29 2010 22:24 GMT
#48
Kezzer's guide to getting a girl to go out with you

On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"


On September 30 2010 07:15 Kezzer wrote:
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.


TL;DR
Do not suggest, imply any of that weak shit, just come out and flat say "I WANT TO FUCK YOU"
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
September 29 2010 23:00 GMT
#49
On September 30 2010 04:39 rezoacken wrote:
Here are some advices i can give, in any case just do what you want and just stay cool whatever happens or whatever you have to do. Just keep my advices that you think are right, I'm not here to argue

None of us were there so we don't really know if these were real signs of interest or not. But let's say they were.

In anycase you dit a first big mistake, the one that brought you on TL to ask :
- You did not talk to her

I mean this is a good lesson for the future. You do not have to be drunk at a party to talk to someone. Worst scenario ? this is awkward and who cares or this is juste terribly awkward and you just excuse yourself for having to help your grandmother and leave.

This is a mistake for multiple reasons : the second time you speak to her this is even more awkward and worst of all you have no insurance to meet her ever again.

Now enough blaming you and what you "can" do :
Well the nly thing to do is actually the same as the first. Just go in when you see her, don't jump on her though this is creepy, just casual. You just have to fix the mistake you created. Something on the line of : "Hey, thank you for the other day." She will say thanks. Try to say something funny about it, about her or about something around whatever like casual conversation. Then just say you must leave for X reason and add. "Ho by the way what's your name ?" She tells maybe. "I'm Joe" give her your hand, strong handshake keep her hand 1s more than normal. "You look cool Rachel, ......"
The ..... depends on how well it has been going and how she is responding :
a) If she is so into you just ask for her number and plan a coffee/drink/good casual activity right on the spot (just say you will call in a few days for details). Then leave now.
b) If it has been very bad just say "See you around" and just leave, if she doesnt like you she will say no and blow most of your chance ever after.
c) If it is so-so you must actually try to get some insurance to see her again. Ask for more detailled informations about when she is there, or you could just ask for when she finishes her class and say "I'm finishing at around_same_time, I'll be hungry/thirsty come with me at the close_students_cantina just after your class, see you". If she is interested she will wait for you, if not she will leave but that is okay you then do not have to pursue her ever. During your mini date be cool, funny, a little cocky with humour, and never ever kiss her feet and talk about both interesting stuff and sexually charged subject (jokes). If possible go to point a). Do not stay with her for very long.

Regards.

P.S : Brood also as some very cool stuff !


i probably should have given the last part of the story then, as she was leaving i got up to give her her pencil back and i did try to strike up a conversation, but my friend was walking into the math lab at that second and i got distracted, so im not sure id be able to bring up the pencil thing again. she said i could keep it so....
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 29 2010 23:19 GMT
#50
On September 30 2010 08:00 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 04:39 rezoacken wrote:
Here are some advices i can give, in any case just do what you want and just stay cool whatever happens or whatever you have to do. Just keep my advices that you think are right, I'm not here to argue

None of us were there so we don't really know if these were real signs of interest or not. But let's say they were.

In anycase you dit a first big mistake, the one that brought you on TL to ask :
- You did not talk to her

I mean this is a good lesson for the future. You do not have to be drunk at a party to talk to someone. Worst scenario ? this is awkward and who cares or this is juste terribly awkward and you just excuse yourself for having to help your grandmother and leave.

This is a mistake for multiple reasons : the second time you speak to her this is even more awkward and worst of all you have no insurance to meet her ever again.

Now enough blaming you and what you "can" do :
Well the nly thing to do is actually the same as the first. Just go in when you see her, don't jump on her though this is creepy, just casual. You just have to fix the mistake you created. Something on the line of : "Hey, thank you for the other day." She will say thanks. Try to say something funny about it, about her or about something around whatever like casual conversation. Then just say you must leave for X reason and add. "Ho by the way what's your name ?" She tells maybe. "I'm Joe" give her your hand, strong handshake keep her hand 1s more than normal. "You look cool Rachel, ......"
The ..... depends on how well it has been going and how she is responding :
a) If she is so into you just ask for her number and plan a coffee/drink/good casual activity right on the spot (just say you will call in a few days for details). Then leave now.
b) If it has been very bad just say "See you around" and just leave, if she doesnt like you she will say no and blow most of your chance ever after.
c) If it is so-so you must actually try to get some insurance to see her again. Ask for more detailled informations about when she is there, or you could just ask for when she finishes her class and say "I'm finishing at around_same_time, I'll be hungry/thirsty come with me at the close_students_cantina just after your class, see you". If she is interested she will wait for you, if not she will leave but that is okay you then do not have to pursue her ever. During your mini date be cool, funny, a little cocky with humour, and never ever kiss her feet and talk about both interesting stuff and sexually charged subject (jokes). If possible go to point a). Do not stay with her for very long.

Regards.

P.S : Brood also as some very cool stuff !


i probably should have given the last part of the story then, as she was leaving i got up to give her her pencil back and i did try to strike up a conversation, but my friend was walking into the math lab at that second and i got distracted, so im not sure id be able to bring up the pencil thing again. she said i could keep it so....


"Thanks for the pencil the other day, can I buy you a coffee?"

Or do what Brood said...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
ArbAttack
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada198 Posts
September 29 2010 23:27 GMT
#51
The fuck. Where are the hot Asian girl pictures what filthy lies in the thread title.
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-29 23:56:56
September 29 2010 23:53 GMT
#52
On September 30 2010 08:00 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 04:39 rezoacken wrote:
Here are some advices i can give, in any case just do what you want and just stay cool whatever happens or whatever you have to do. Just keep my advices that you think are right, I'm not here to argue

None of us were there so we don't really know if these were real signs of interest or not. But let's say they were.

In anycase you dit a first big mistake, the one that brought you on TL to ask :
- You did not talk to her

I mean this is a good lesson for the future. You do not have to be drunk at a party to talk to someone. Worst scenario ? this is awkward and who cares or this is juste terribly awkward and you just excuse yourself for having to help your grandmother and leave.

This is a mistake for multiple reasons : the second time you speak to her this is even more awkward and worst of all you have no insurance to meet her ever again.

Now enough blaming you and what you "can" do :
Well the nly thing to do is actually the same as the first. Just go in when you see her, don't jump on her though this is creepy, just casual. You just have to fix the mistake you created. Something on the line of : "Hey, thank you for the other day." She will say thanks. Try to say something funny about it, about her or about something around whatever like casual conversation. Then just say you must leave for X reason and add. "Ho by the way what's your name ?" She tells maybe. "I'm Joe" give her your hand, strong handshake keep her hand 1s more than normal. "You look cool Rachel, ......"
The ..... depends on how well it has been going and how she is responding :
a) If she is so into you just ask for her number and plan a coffee/drink/good casual activity right on the spot (just say you will call in a few days for details). Then leave now.
b) If it has been very bad just say "See you around" and just leave, if she doesnt like you she will say no and blow most of your chance ever after.
c) If it is so-so you must actually try to get some insurance to see her again. Ask for more detailled informations about when she is there, or you could just ask for when she finishes her class and say "I'm finishing at around_same_time, I'll be hungry/thirsty come with me at the close_students_cantina just after your class, see you". If she is interested she will wait for you, if not she will leave but that is okay you then do not have to pursue her ever. During your mini date be cool, funny, a little cocky with humour, and never ever kiss her feet and talk about both interesting stuff and sexually charged subject (jokes). If possible go to point a). Do not stay with her for very long.

Regards.

P.S : Brood also as some very cool stuff !


i probably should have given the last part of the story then, as she was leaving i got up to give her her pencil back and i did try to strike up a conversation, but my friend was walking into the math lab at that second and i got distracted, so im not sure id be able to bring up the pencil thing again. she said i could keep it so....



95% of my post has nothing to do with the fact that you can or can't bring up the pencil thing.
I mean NOW there is just 2 things to do :

1) hope she reappears (don't think about it too much though) and talk to her, the pencil is just an opener nobody asks you to speak about it for hours, and you must quickly start speaking for a few minutes (with some questions) to reduce how awkward this will be. My post had just more detailed ideas about all that.
2) forget about it (but really forget it no stupid "I should have..." for 3 weeks.
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32116 Posts
September 29 2010 23:53 GMT
#53
On September 30 2010 07:15 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 06:18 baller wrote:
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong


if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.


Solution: Bring the party to class.

load up shitty kpop on computer
Bring smirnoff ice (black--broods right, who likes pussy guys)
pop collar
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
snowdrift
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
France2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-30 00:03:54
September 29 2010 23:59 GMT
#54
On September 30 2010 07:15 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 06:18 baller wrote:
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong


if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.


I feel you man. It's indeed very difficult to talk to a girl without blurting out "I want to have sex with u" somewhere in the first three-four sentences. On the other hand, "hey, thanks for the pencil, i've got a bigger pencil for u if u're interested" is a line that's sure to impress her. Slip in a few geometry-related jokes with a nudge-nudge-wink-wink and you're good to go.
NaDa. Our Lord and sAviOr shall return. Learn to nydus you scrub
baller
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
527 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-30 00:08:53
September 30 2010 00:07 GMT
#55
On September 30 2010 07:15 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 06:18 baller wrote:
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong

if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.

so how many total "parties" have u been to and what is ur success rate at hooking up with these fly honeys at these "parties?" u should have no problem bringing the hard numbers and % bc ur such a math lab wizard

all i see is a lot of talk and no proof
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
September 30 2010 00:09 GMT
#56
On September 30 2010 08:59 snowdrift wrote:Slip in a few geometry-related jokes with a nudge-nudge-wink-wink and you're good to go.

this is MATH LAB in college

i don't think you understand
geometry is what kids play with, you gotta bring harder game than that
you even get burned if you use the riemann sum pickup line to check the area underneath her curves

reprise
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada316 Posts
September 30 2010 00:34 GMT
#57
Learn, extrapolate, apply.

for graphs of passion, and charts of stars
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
September 30 2010 00:39 GMT
#58
On September 30 2010 08:53 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 07:15 Kezzer wrote:
On September 30 2010 06:18 baller wrote:
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong


if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.


Solution: Bring the party to class.

load up shitty kpop on computer
Bring smirnoff ice (black--broods right, who likes pussy guys)
pop collar

I took hawks recommendation and found you a song.
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
September 30 2010 01:15 GMT
#59
On September 30 2010 09:34 reprise wrote:
Learn, extrapolate, apply.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU


LOL excellent
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-30 01:51:15
September 30 2010 01:51 GMT
#60
On September 30 2010 09:39 semantics wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 08:53 Hawk wrote:
On September 30 2010 07:15 Kezzer wrote:
On September 30 2010 06:18 baller wrote:
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong


if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.


Solution: Bring the party to class.

load up shitty kpop on computer
Bring smirnoff ice (black--broods right, who likes pussy guys)
pop collar

I took hawks recommendation and found you a song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTuVLUyzkvc


I've seen this video so many times, and I just realized that the guy looked like goodfriend...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
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