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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
September 29 2010 19:43 GMT
#21
I'm the resident "Love Doctor".
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
September 29 2010 19:43 GMT
#22
BroOd knows what he's doing.
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
September 29 2010 19:46 GMT
#23
here, you can do what my friend did. the entire process took 4-5 months.

-there's this cute chinese girl in my japanese class. she keeps talking to me, she's so adorable
-i'm so into her
-i signed up for japanese 2. even though it's 7-9pm, at least i'll be in the same class as chinese girl
-usually i go home after bio class but then i bumped into her and we just started talking for hours. i was supposed to take my friend home but i was like, not today
-i hung out with all her chinese friends, it was kinda awkward
-no, i haven't asked her out yet
-i learned she has a boyfriend. i'm swearing off asian girls. also, i'm totally focused on studying japanese.
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
September 29 2010 19:48 GMT
#24
On September 30 2010 04:46 kainzero wrote:
here, you can do what my friend did. the entire process took 4-5 months.

-there's this cute chinese girl in my japanese class. she keeps talking to me, she's so adorable
-i'm so into her
-i signed up for japanese 2. even though it's 7-9pm, at least i'll be in the same class as chinese girl
-usually i go home after bio class but then i bumped into her and we just started talking for hours. i was supposed to take my friend home but i was like, not today
-i hung out with all her chinese friends, it was kinda awkward
-no, i haven't asked her out yet
-i learned she has a boyfriend. i'm swearing off asian girls. also, i'm totally focused on studying japanese.


at least he now learned japanese :D
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
September 29 2010 19:50 GMT
#25
no pics = no 5 star
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
September 29 2010 20:04 GMT
#26
In my opinion, you are full of shit, choice number 2
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
September 29 2010 20:05 GMT
#27
I was going to say get rekrul in here but brood seems to have done the job ^.^
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
September 29 2010 20:08 GMT
#28
Instead of voting 5 starts on this topic, can i just vote 5 stars on BroOd's replies?
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AraqirG
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States266 Posts
September 29 2010 20:18 GMT
#29
BroOd, if you had a relationship advice show, I'd watch it.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
September 29 2010 20:19 GMT
#30
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

Great pick-up line. I suggest you start from there and work your way through it.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
September 29 2010 20:28 GMT
#31
I learned most of my methods from a few key figures:

1. Orenthal Goff, a Los Angeles based fashion designer and musician.
2. Jesse James, the badass who cheated on Sandra Bullock with a neo Nazi
3. Don Simpson, legendary producer of films like The Rock, Top Gun and Beverly Hills Cop.

If you follow my advice and execute what I like to call the Orenthal-James-Simpson method, you won't fail.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 29 2010 20:30 GMT
#32
rofl brood is a genius

however i was expecting a blog containing asian girl pics D:
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
September 29 2010 20:52 GMT
#33
1. (3 Points) I believe a girl is interested in me. Should I:

a) Talk to her
b) Silently take note of where she goes to class so that I can return two days later to a class I don't attend and awkwardly try to break the ice with her
Moderator
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
September 29 2010 20:53 GMT
#34
Don't ever mention anything about stars to me.
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
September 29 2010 20:56 GMT
#35
On September 30 2010 05:52 Chill wrote:
1. (3 Points) I believe a girl is interested in me. Should I:

a) Talk to her
b) Silently take note of where she goes to class so that I can return two days later to a class I don't attend and awkwardly try to break the ice with her

The Orenthal-James-Simpson manual recommends option b, with moderate to heavy surveillance in between the two meetings. That way you can impress her with gems like:

"Hey, is that Chanel #5 you're wearing?"
"Wow, yeah! How'd you know?"
"I watched you spray it on in your bathroom this morning"

Girls love attention to detail.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
September 29 2010 21:04 GMT
#36
On September 30 2010 05:52 Chill wrote:
1. (3 Points) I believe a girl is interested in me. Should I:

a) Talk to her
b) Silently take note of where she goes to class so that I can return two days later to a class I don't attend and awkwardly try to break the ice with her

well she left before i had a chance to talk to her, so i figured id have another chance if she showed up there again.
baller
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
527 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-29 21:20:04
September 29 2010 21:18 GMT
#37
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
September 29 2010 21:19 GMT
#38
On September 30 2010 03:29 prodiG wrote:
This blog instantly reminds me of this, from world-famous baller.


[image loading]'

Don't turn into this guy, that's what you should do


Poor jjun212.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
Linx_101
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada166 Posts
September 29 2010 21:33 GMT
#39
On September 30 2010 06:18 baller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote:
Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious.
...
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"

so let me drop some summarization up in this thread

1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties

2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4

3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library

4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u

ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong

Brood was owning this thread....til Baller showed up.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
September 29 2010 21:37 GMT
#40
Dear Brood,

I followed your advice the other day, and took a girl for a romantic trip to a cabin I rented. Everything went fine; we did a little roleplaying, and I think I handled her hard-to-get routine pretty handily. Unfortunately after I approached her from behind to take her on a second date, she sprayed me in the face with pepper spray and called the police on me! Did I do something wrong? Perhaps this is just the fabled 'period' that I've heard about kicking into effect?

Thanks,
blagoonga123
FOOL! Pain is my friend! Now let me introduce you to it!
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