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On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love,
TEAM BAWD
You better give this nerd a fuckin swirly for getting outta line in class too
sleeping on your teammates op and now look, you ran into AN ESTABLISHED FUCKIN TEAM. YOU DONE FUCKED UP.
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Game on!!! I can't say one way or another if it is worth it but who ever says that team matches are more competitive than 1v1 is a special kind of person.
On September 29 2010 23:27 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love,
TEAM BAWD You better give this nerd a fuckin swirly for getting outta line in class too sleeping on your teammates op and now look, you ran into AN ESTABLISHED FUCKIN TEAM. YOU DONE FUCKED UP.
They're both nerds. They are in computer science class together...
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I lost it when mOnion was suggesting the cape idea. I vote for that. Elmer's Glue + Glitter = win. And not be cynical but I don't think anyone's mind has ever been changed because someone else was better at SC than them. Either way if it goes down I'll watch :D
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On September 29 2010 15:30 Najda wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2010 04:03 mOnion wrote:On September 29 2010 03:27 Chill wrote:On September 29 2010 03:22 Sephy69 wrote:On September 29 2010 03:18 Chill wrote:On September 29 2010 03:15 Sephy69 wrote:On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote:
Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost. Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are. How is that negative? Do you disagree? Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least). I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree. I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck. OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice. Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world. Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit). Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran. The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure. The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell. Why has nobody given recognition to this epic post? This is clearly the answer to all of the OP's problems.
Good god this is the best feature ever.
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Lord Genome is TerraTron btw
blizzard special feature for imbalanced 1v2 and girl charming unity
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On September 29 2010 23:27 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love,
TEAM BAWD You better give this nerd a fuckin swirly for getting outta line in class too sleeping on your teammates op and now look, you ran into AN ESTABLISHED FUCKIN TEAM. YOU DONE FUCKED UP.
The guy posted at 13:37. That's cool.
Show match inevitable.
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This would be very saddening if either Chease doesn't go through with this or Bawd is a troll :[
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Do 2v1, No Rush 5 minutes. That way you have time to prepare to BS cheese auto-wins. Have someone cast it live so bitches can watch and decide where to put their mouths.
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On September 30 2010 01:05 Ndugu wrote:
Do 2v1, No Rush 5 minutes. That way you have time to prepare to BS cheese auto-wins. Have someone cast it live so bitches can watch and decide where to put their mouths.
NR5? Fuck, CheAse has RIGHTEOUSNESS on his side. Obviously it's no big deal to defend a double sixpool with a 14gate.
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You should definitely tell them they are newbs and have no idea what they are talking about. Say it with a straight face. Don't be shy. They're dbags and should be treated as such. Whenever I hear somebody talk a big game about halo, I mention how newbish it is to play a fps with a control stick. Elitist? Yes. Should you call out a newb who thinks they're the shit? Yes.
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On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love,
TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
+ Show Spoiler +For anyone wondering my name is Barrie, and some of my classmates call me Manilow. So this has to be someone from my program.
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On September 30 2010 01:45 CheAse wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love,
TEAM BAWD I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416. You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve) Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face? + Show Spoiler +For anyone wondering my name is Barrie, and some of my classmates call me Manilow. So this has to be someone from my program.
GAME ON MO'FO's!
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On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Omg, they appeared bravely to accept the challenge. Didn't even consider to 1v1, which is pointless since doesn't require any skills, they call it directly on a 2v1 to demonstrate their pro status. To make it worse they add the orbital sum of 1000$. They are way ahead on the mindgames now...
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On September 30 2010 01:45 CheAse wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love,
TEAM BAWD I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416. You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve) Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face? + Show Spoiler +For anyone wondering my name is Barrie, and some of my classmates call me Manilow. So this has to be someone from my program.
Shit just got real. This is so awesome.
CheAse fighting!
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Holy shit, sorry Tasteless we love you and the GSL, but this shit is on a whole new level. $170,000 got nothin' on this!
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On September 29 2010 23:51 DminusTerran wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2010 15:30 Najda wrote:On September 29 2010 04:03 mOnion wrote:On September 29 2010 03:27 Chill wrote:On September 29 2010 03:22 Sephy69 wrote:On September 29 2010 03:18 Chill wrote:On September 29 2010 03:15 Sephy69 wrote:On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote:
Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost. Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are. How is that negative? Do you disagree? Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least). I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree. I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck. OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice. Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world. Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit). Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran. The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure. The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell. Why has nobody given recognition to this epic post? This is clearly the answer to all of the OP's problems. Good god this is the best feature ever.
The awesomeness in this post is too much... god this thread makes me so happy and i don't know why.
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Oh man, CheAse just pulled the dodgeball card. This just got intense.
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Is this 2v1 going to be of the kind where you get the other guys resources, like someone leaving in 2v2; or is this legit 1v2?
This had better be streamed.
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I highly approve of this blog.
5/5
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