Cocky sc2 classmates - Page 9

On September 29 2010 04:03 mOnion wrote:


Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.

Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).

Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.

The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.

The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.

On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.

Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.

We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.

Love,
TEAM BAWD

On September 29 2010 03:04 CheAse wrote:
They are the kinda guys who only talk to girls and try to impress everyone by making bad dirty jokes(not many ppl like them).

On September 29 2010 03:08 Thoreezhea wrote:
YES.

On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote:
My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
TEAM BAWD

On September 29 2010 13:56 avilo wrote:


lmao, plot thickens indeed! Can someone verify if that's actually one of said guys? If so...lofl!
I love how they get challenged and then try and belittle it saying "it's only SC2." It's "only starcraft2" but "we'll take time out of our day to find this internet forum, post on it, and bet 1k moola we can beat you in a 2v1." LOFL.

sadly though with these types of things...it always turns out to be a troll -_-

On September 29 2010 20:13 Harem wrote:

Looking at his IP, it seems pretty likely that bawd is the classmate.