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Fuck Kulas Ravine

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kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
August 25 2010 18:27 GMT
#1
I THUMBS DOWN THIS SHIT AND BLIZZARD STILL GIVES IT TO ME THX REAPERS I CAN'T EVEN EXPAND BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING CLIFF AND I AM LIMITED TO ONE BASE PLAY WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO COUNTER IT IF I GO MUTAS HE GOES MARINES IF I GO ROACHES HE GOES MAURAUDERS AND THAT MULE GIVES TERRAN FREE MONEY AND IF HE CHOOSES NOT TO GO THAT HE CAN SCAN MY BASE FOR MUTA WHICH IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND HE CAN PREPARE FOR MY SEXY MUTA HARASS WHICH WILL NEVER WORK.

blizzard needs to remove this map and the cliffs and let zerglings climb up walls on that map too.

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk blizzard
hoping for new patch

***
8==========))
HeyitsClay
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada336 Posts
August 25 2010 18:30 GMT
#2
or u can learn how to play.... one or the other.....
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9109 Posts
August 25 2010 18:30 GMT
#3
5/5 love the rage
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 25 2010 18:32 GMT
#4
I thumbed down Kulas Ravine as well and I was getting it. It turns out that the problem was that I had a wedge of gouda cheese stuck in my graphics card fan. After I took it out and wiped the cheese smears off, I never got Kulas Ravine again. Check if you have gouda cheese in your graphics card because that may be the problem. I don't know if the problem exists for other kinds of cheese though.
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
August 25 2010 18:40 GMT
#5
Just veto Kulas ravine. That is what 90% of zerg and random players do.
http://grooveshark.com/#/deltrus/music
AnodyneSea
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Jamaica757 Posts
August 25 2010 18:43 GMT
#6
On August 26 2010 03:40 Kraz.Del wrote:
Just veto Kulas ravine. That is what 90% of zerg and random players do.


If you read it, you would know he did veto it and still got the map.
Lost within the hope of freedom, not for control but in the light of our cause
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
August 25 2010 18:43 GMT
#7
On August 26 2010 03:32 Chairman Ray wrote:
I thumbed down Kulas Ravine as well and I was getting it. It turns out that the problem was that I had a wedge of gouda cheese stuck in my graphics card fan. After I took it out and wiped the cheese smears off, I never got Kulas Ravine again. Check if you have gouda cheese in your graphics card because that may be the problem. I don't know if the problem exists for other kinds of cheese though.


wait...what?
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 25 2010 18:45 GMT
#8
On August 26 2010 03:43 Whole wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2010 03:32 Chairman Ray wrote:
I thumbed down Kulas Ravine as well and I was getting it. It turns out that the problem was that I had a wedge of gouda cheese stuck in my graphics card fan. After I took it out and wiped the cheese smears off, I never got Kulas Ravine again. Check if you have gouda cheese in your graphics card because that may be the problem. I don't know if the problem exists for other kinds of cheese though.


wait...what?


I call it... getting cheesed
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
August 25 2010 18:45 GMT
#9
It's okay. It's only because Blizzard hates you and thinks it's funny.
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
August 25 2010 18:48 GMT
#10
On August 26 2010 03:30 HeyitsClay wrote:
or u can learn how to play.... one or the other.....

I CAN SEXY MUTA HARASS
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY
8==========))
CuttyFlam
Profile Joined April 2010
Belgium523 Posts
August 25 2010 18:48 GMT
#11
On August 26 2010 03:32 Chairman Ray wrote:
I thumbed down Kulas Ravine as well and I was getting it. It turns out that the problem was that I had a wedge of gouda cheese stuck in my graphics card fan. After I took it out and wiped the cheese smears off, I never got Kulas Ravine again. Check if you have gouda cheese in your graphics card because that may be the problem. I don't know if the problem exists for other kinds of cheese though.


Mehehe bet it was an HD 5870^^
Leave it to ................... Luck!!
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
August 25 2010 18:49 GMT
#12
On August 26 2010 03:32 Chairman Ray wrote:
I thumbed down Kulas Ravine as well and I was getting it. It turns out that the problem was that I had a wedge of gouda cheese stuck in my graphics card fan. After I took it out and wiped the cheese smears off, I never got Kulas Ravine again. Check if you have gouda cheese in your graphics card because that may be the problem. I don't know if the problem exists for other kinds of cheese though.

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kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
August 25 2010 18:50 GMT
#13
when i got that shitty map i went like o shit i didn't veto it
after i ragedquit the game i went to check my thumbs down
i selected it

someone really hates me
8==========))
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
August 25 2010 18:52 GMT
#14
5v5 for pure rage.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
August 25 2010 18:52 GMT
#15
On August 26 2010 03:30 HeyitsClay wrote:
or u can learn how to play.... one or the other.....


big words... can you support them?

kulas is not a very good map
every time i get terran on that map (i play random) i know im gonna win.... (or ZvP also nice on kulas ^^)
Inputting special characters into chat should no longer cause the game to crash.
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-25 19:00:16
August 25 2010 18:54 GMT
#16
oh god i made an overlord on 8
zvz too
i won with banelings in 8min
fuck yeah 8 overlord
makes up for kulas ravine ABIT
8==========))
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
August 25 2010 18:54 GMT
#17
I just roach allin and hope it works lol
roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
August 25 2010 18:55 GMT
#18
I love Kulas. Even when I lose my cliffs to Vikings or something I still find it fun.
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stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
August 25 2010 18:57 GMT
#19
as a protoss player, i think kulos ravine is the most fucking retarded map ever made.
hi
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
August 25 2010 18:59 GMT
#20
On August 26 2010 03:57 stroggos wrote:
as a protoss player, i think kulos ravine is the most fucking retarded map ever made.


Thats a bit wierd, you could easily find any number of wierder maps in BW, unless you were talking about SC2 in particular where Incineration Zone is one that is wierder, but also alot of the non-ladder 1on1 maps.
NB
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Netherlands12045 Posts
August 25 2010 19:02 GMT
#21
what to do on kulas as Z? expand to gold 1st
Im daed. Follow me @TL_NB
Setanta
Profile Joined June 2010
99 Posts
August 25 2010 19:03 GMT
#22
lol I've been trying to kill those rocks by my main early and call that base my nat because taking the cliff is so problematic

I might be hitting 700 minerals while I wait but who gives a fuck at least vikings don't get a field day
'Zerg tech very slowly. Zerg has almost no timing pushes. Zerg never use all tier 1 units before reaching tier 2. While it does not look like it, there is a single fact which is responsible for all of this: A Hatchery is too expensive'
hofodomo
Profile Joined March 2010
United States257 Posts
August 25 2010 19:04 GMT
#23
I remember a pretty normal PvP, where we both open non-cheese gate core and the--OH GOD BLINK STALKERS EVERYWHERE
Smoke weed ev'ry day.
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
August 25 2010 19:04 GMT
#24
On August 26 2010 03:57 stroggos wrote:
as a protoss player, i think kulos ravine is the most fucking retarded map ever made.


Just call it revenge for Heartbreak Ridge.

I approve of Kyzer's rage, because he never raged in LoL.
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
August 25 2010 19:11 GMT
#25
On August 26 2010 04:04 Southlight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2010 03:57 stroggos wrote:
as a protoss player, i think kulos ravine is the most fucking retarded map ever made.


Just call it revenge for Heartbreak Ridge.

I approve of Kyzer's rage, because he never raged in LoL.


its more of raging for 5mins on bnet then laughing at the comments here
8==========))
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
August 25 2010 19:18 GMT
#26
It's still a new record! 0->5!

On a different note, and something you might find amusing, I think I'm switching race to zerg (what? NOW???). So you can beat my ass ZvZ while I figure that mess out.
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
August 25 2010 19:25 GMT
#27
still waiting for cross regional play =/
i have the SEA version

ur not going to enjoy zvz too
8==========))
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
August 25 2010 19:29 GMT
#28
Oh yeah, boo :[

ZvZ has kicked my ass so far, but overall, (despite the mass of Z QQ) I was finding T even more boring to play because SC2 T feels like BW P (harass and mass up a ball and attack-move), so I'm finding microing lings and such in big fights a lot more fun (even if build orders are like BO1 or BO2). Early-game blows but mid-game Z much more fun than mid-game T, at least at my crappy level.
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
August 25 2010 19:31 GMT
#29
I feel that SC2 players won't be satisfied until we're playing all playing on Neo Nebraska Plains 2.1
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Floophead_III
Profile Joined September 2009
United States1832 Posts
August 25 2010 19:34 GMT
#30
On August 26 2010 04:31 Chill wrote:
I feel that SC2 players won't be satisfied until we're playing all playing on Neo Nebraska Plains 2.1


Honestly why put any terrain at all? Just throw mineral patches and some gas on the map and enjoy.
Half man, half bear, half pig.
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
August 25 2010 19:42 GMT
#31
lol ragefest.. and its not being closed.. i feel a lot of players have the same problems..

hey now you can become a somelier a cheese somelier Zing!... hope blizzard takes notes on this..
in The Kong line forever
SubtleArt
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
2710 Posts
August 25 2010 19:45 GMT
#32
Honestly most maps in Sc2 suck. Lets hope korean map designers get their hands on Sc2 soon
Morrow on ZvP: "I'm not very confident in general vs Protoss because of the imbalance (Yes its imbalanced, get over it)."
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
August 25 2010 19:52 GMT
#33
Kulas Ravine made me switch from zerg to protoss. ARRRGGHH RAAGE
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
August 25 2010 20:03 GMT
#34
I got Kulas around 7 times in 10 games, so I gave it the thumbs down and now I get it as much as other maps which I haven't thumbs downed. Why does Blizzard love this map? I'm Terran though so I don't really mind it, I just find it repetitive.
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