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If there's one thing I hate more than losing to a noob, it's losing to a noob who teabags you. If you're anything like me, this boils my blood, and quite frankly, leaves the smell of sweaty scrotum on my face. I am currently selling 3 year plans for teabag insurance(TM) at a new, low-cost, flat rate of 21.99$/month.
Studies show customers are unsatisfied with Activision's "martyrdom" plan currently set in place. Following are some quotes from highly ranked COD4: MW 2 players on their ladder :
Brock "The situation" Poescheck
****ing noobs get lucky shots and team kill steals off then think they are hot **** when they proceed to aggressively lay their sac on my face. I can't afford to change my perks to combat this; the ones I have now are too precious to give up!
****ing noobs get lucky shots and team kill steals off then think they are hot **** when they proceed to aggressively lay their sac on my face. I can't afford to change my perks to combat this; the ones I have now are too precious to give up!
Vince "DeStRoYeR69" Turner
DIE MARTYRDOM PERK. EET DOES NASSING. ZEY'RE TOO FAAST I TELL U.
DIE MARTYRDOM PERK. EET DOES NASSING. ZEY'RE TOO FAAST I TELL U.
Spencer "BIG DADDY" Newman
DFOSDFJSVMSDFOQWEODGDGFMODFJODFYXCBVBPSIDOFRTGNJ STICK IT IN MY ASS
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?
DFOSDFJSVMSDFOQWEODGDGFMODFJODFYXCBVBPSIDOFRTGNJ STICK IT IN MY ASS
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?
However, with teabag insurance(TM), customers have never been more satisfied:
I haven't had to wash my face since I signed up with teabag insurance(TM)!
There's only one scrotum that touches my face now, and that's my boyfriend's! :D
I got 99 problems and a teabag ain't one
Revolutionary teabag technology fires off 3(!) live grendades in a row, from the instant you die to the moment your body disappears! With this new, low price, you don't want to miss out! Get your teabag insurance(TM) today!
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