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It is 4:00 when we arrive at the doors to the massive SKT practice house, and a horde of B-teamers lower the drawbridge. Once inside, we head straight to the practice room, winding past a maze of kitchens, storage closets, and bathrooms.
And who should we chance upon first except the great
Kim Taek Yong himself!PR: Tell us Bisu, how are you practicing for KwangAnRi?
Bisu: Go away, I'm concentrating.
PR: Can we sneak a peek at your screen, just to give our viewers an idea? (camera begins to pan towards the screen)
Bisu: NO GO AWAY (Bisu tries to push our camera away, but to no avail. We see photoshop open on his screen, and dozens of his own pictures open.)
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Realizing there's nothing new here to see, we move on to the next progamer. And we see a pair of SKT zergs sitting at a card table!
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Hyuk and n.die_soO are busily trying to figure out how to play solitaire against each other. Not willing to break up their intense intellectual discussion, we move on to the next progamers.*********************************************
A few computers down,
FanTaSy is spotted roasting the 3 protoss B-teamers on a skewer made of vultures and mines. And they smell good... we'll have some on the way out.We find the macro monster
BeSt!PR: How are we practicing, Doh Jae Wook?
BeSt: I'm practicing my micro vs mines.
PR: Really? Can we see?
BeSt: Uhh... (Camera moves in, and BeSt alt+tabs, but there's only one window and he's running XP... Minesweeper appears on his screen)
BeSt: ...I'm practicing... mouse accuracy?
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Awkwardly, we move away. And find a locked door, with whispers seeping from the inside...
Voice 1: ...to prevent further confusion. So once again, Lux, if I get a ZvZ you play. If I get a ZvT Yarnc plays. And if I get a ZvP then I'll play. We clear?
Voice 2: Fine. I liked it better when we were still eligible to be progamers and play our own games, but fine.
Voice 3: MUAHAHAHA I'LL GET REVENGE ON MY FORMER TEAMMATES FOR TRYING TO TAKE MY SPOT ON THE ROSTER!
Our crew hurries away, unwilling to be part of a possible scandal.
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Our final destination in the T1 Castle is a visit to Captain
Canata! We find him reading his fan mail in tears.PR: Aww, are you moved by the words of your fans?
Canata:
CuteAngel's mother... she's explained to me why I'm such a terrible person, for demolishing him like that... 
PR: >.> (No words come to our mouths, as we leave this pussy alone)
Well, that's it for Part one of two of PROLEAGUE PRACTICE HOUSE! We hope you'll join us next time for our visit to the KT Cabin!!!
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