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Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-13 04:17:50
July 13 2010 03:09 GMT
#1
"Life is good and fine,
and you'll find you agree,
once you've read my blog,
written by me."

-MC Lexpar, 2010.

Hihi liquid friends, let me count the ways that today was fantastical. So firstly I spent the entire day on the internet, which as you all know feels awesome. Oh my god after a month of hardly touching the net I fucking bathed myself today in the warmwarm glow of a 22'' lcd.

I drank pretty much and entire pot of black coffee with 3 shots of sambuca in it. Now I did this because months ago I went to an Italian restaurant where they did this sort of thing, and though I was intrigued I was also on the verge of vomiting after eating 6 kilograms of pasta. Holy god it's good. Let me go on record and say that sambuca is some vile, nasty shit. It's most heignous crime is looking exactly like Vodka or Water. It's a colorless liquid. Had I been caught unawares; expecting the pleasantly familiar sting of vodka and instead being served a black-licorice punch to the mouth I would have been measurably upset. If you're reading this, and the taste- no, experience, of black licorice dosen't trigger your gag reflex, pleaseplease respond with the story of how you were dropped on your head as an infant. I digress. That shit tastes awesome in coffee. The flavors totally compliment each other and it got me mildly buzzed.

This is the most shapely I've ever been in swimsuit season. This time last year I was working out daily trying struggling to get under 200 pounds for the first time in a couple years. Well, I did it, and now I'm a pretty average looking dude. Thats not enough of course, I want to look awesome. Ideally every muscle on my body should peak into an acute angle, but that's a little far off. No no, for now I just want to get muscular. Get this, in 1 month theres a boy/girl/hotub party I'm going to. Great right? Couldn't ask for better push to get awesome. The one thing thats still really bugging me is stretch marks! Any of you dudes have any luck with creams/ointments? My biceps and stomach look like shit. Whatever. Life rocks.

I watched 12 episodes of How I Met Your Mother today. Oh a whim. I'd never seen it before. I just though, "Hey, NPH is awesome. Lets watch this." I'm a happy dude. So happy.

I won a game using CC planetary fortress cheese. It felt great. I don't usually play such ballsy strats, and it got my adrenaline surging more than it has in a long time with any game. He actually counter attacked well, but I won the game off an island with banshees and vikings. Dude didn't even expand once I was stuck in a corner. What a loser. Winning those long drawn out game because of base trades feel awesome.

I got Dawn of War 40k, Dark Crusade, Titian Quest and Immortal Throne for 20 bucks at walmart. Playing through 40k has made opened my eyes to how insanely awesome blizzard story telling is. That games is average. So average. I guess the multiplayer is good though.

Anyway thanks for reading. I'm just feeling pretty good today. Hope you guys are too

EDIT: Oh yah lol I moved into a new house. Wood floors rock. You could fit a traveling circus in my room.

DOUBLE EDIT, DOUBLE VALUE: My day just became perfect.



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ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 13 2010 03:18 GMT
#2
I'm with you my bro but I was sad to read

So firstly I spent the entire day on the internet, which as you all know feels awesome. Oh my god after a month of hardly touching the net I fucking bathed myself today in the warmwarm glow of a 22'' lcd.


: (

otherwise : )
Each day gets better : )
Lightswarm
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada967 Posts
July 13 2010 03:19 GMT
#3
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=135817

i luv the sharp contrast in these 2 blogs
Team[AoV]
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 13 2010 03:19 GMT
#4
Why couldn't you use the internet for a month?

Seems like everything is going good for you, yay
Humbug
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States264 Posts
July 13 2010 03:20 GMT
#5
The grass is growing, the sky is blue. Life is good :D Keep the good times rolling
What is an angel? Show me an angel and I shall paint one
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
July 13 2010 03:22 GMT
#6
On July 13 2010 12:09 Lexpar wrote:
The one thing thats still really bugging me is stretch marks! Any of you dudes have any luck with creams/ointments? My biceps and stomach look like shit. Whatever. Life rocks.


interested in knowing this as well for, uh... research.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
July 13 2010 03:24 GMT
#7
On July 13 2010 12:19 Lightswarm wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=135817

i luv the sharp contrast in these 2 blogs


Lol yeah thats pretty much exactly why I wrote this.

I was moving house and my grandmother doesn't own a digitial clock, much less a computer or an internet subscription. It sucked. The healing began today though.
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
July 13 2010 03:26 GMT
#8
happy people are cool. glad to see someone blogging about sunshine and chirping birds, and not girls for once.
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 13 2010 03:27 GMT
#9
Sexy lexy, where in canada are you?

Each day gets better : )
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
July 13 2010 03:27 GMT
#10
I love happy blogs!!!!!!! Fucking rights dude rock on.
Moderator
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-13 03:34:42
July 13 2010 03:32 GMT
#11
On July 13 2010 12:27 ella_guru wrote:
Sexy lexy, where in canada are you?




I think I saw somewhere that he said he was living next to the moose in the house made of pancakes near the big lake of maple syrup where they speak french and play hockey during the freezing winter.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
July 13 2010 03:33 GMT
#12
On July 13 2010 12:26 Arrian wrote:
happy people are cool. glad to see someone blogging about sunshine and chirping birds, and not girls for once.


Oh my gosh we could totally be having a blog about girls right now. Let be tell you about this fantastic girl who invited me to the hot tub party. Light hair, blue eyes, shorter than me and the subtlest hint of freckles pepper the edge of her nose after shes been in the sun. Her smile radiates, brightens the day of anyone lucky enough to catch a glimpse of it. I'd give anything to spend a fraction of my day with her. Her boyfriend isn't as great.

I live in Montreal ella!
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 13 2010 03:34 GMT
#13
On July 13 2010 12:32 ZaplinG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2010 12:27 ella_guru wrote:
Sexy lexy, where in canada are you?




I think I saw somewhere that he said he was living next to the moose in the house made of pancakes near the big lake of maple syrup where they play hockey during the freezing winter.



Dude.

I asked him where in canada, not _if_ he is in canada.

What could be anywhere. Except Toronto. Everyone hates Toronto.
Each day gets better : )
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 13 2010 03:36 GMT
#14
On July 13 2010 12:33 Lexpar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2010 12:26 Arrian wrote:
happy people are cool. glad to see someone blogging about sunshine and chirping birds, and not girls for once.


Oh my gosh we could totally be having a blog about girls right now. Let be tell you about this fantastic girl who invited me to the hot tub party. Light hair, blue eyes, shorter than me and the subtlest hint of freckles pepper the edge of her nose after shes been in the sun. Her smile radiates, brightens the day of anyone lucky enough to catch a glimpse of it. I'd give anything to spend a fraction of my day with her. Her boyfriend isn't as great.

I live in Montreal ella!



Are you cool? I run the nation's capital with my n-


[image loading]

(Yes this is our leader in kind)

we could chill sometime since bus is pretty cheap. If you are lame or like 12 though just ignore this unless you hate your dad, in which case I will take you to the zoo or something .
Each day gets better : )
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-13 03:40:31
July 13 2010 03:40 GMT
#15
Ella you fucking creeper. We'll meet up at a lan sometime either here or there.

"Take me to the zoo", lol you'll be lucky if an admin doesn't forward your IP to the Mounties.

Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 13 2010 03:50 GMT
#16
I can assure you Ella's visits to the zoo are purely platonic, much to my disappointment.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
July 13 2010 03:51 GMT
#17
Life's a garden, dig it.

P.S. - I LOVE the taste of black licorice and as far as I know, was never dropped on my head as a child.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
July 13 2010 03:59 GMT
#18
As far as you know.

Hahaha platonic zoo visits.
DatTheMighty
Profile Joined March 2009
Vietnam122 Posts
July 13 2010 04:06 GMT
#19
lawls wood floors do rock, i make a living installing them!!
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 13 2010 04:07 GMT
#20
On July 13 2010 12:59 Lexpar wrote:
As far as you know.

Hahaha platonic zoo visits.


You might be out of the loop by the lans in ottawa are shit of legend. Also, you've turned down one of the Guru's platonic zoo visits. You're pretty much black listed from everything not in quebec.
Each day gets better : )
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