"Life is good and fine, and you'll find you agree, once you've read my blog, written by me."
-MC Lexpar, 2010.
Hihi liquid friends, let me count the ways that today was fantastical. So firstly I spent the entire day on the internet, which as you all know feels awesome. Oh my god after a month of hardly touching the net I fucking bathed myself today in the warmwarm glow of a 22'' lcd.
I drank pretty much and entire pot of black coffee with 3 shots of sambuca in it. Now I did this because months ago I went to an Italian restaurant where they did this sort of thing, and though I was intrigued I was also on the verge of vomiting after eating 6 kilograms of pasta. Holy god it's good. Let me go on record and say that sambuca is some vile, nasty shit. It's most heignous crime is looking exactly like Vodka or Water. It's a colorless liquid. Had I been caught unawares; expecting the pleasantly familiar sting of vodka and instead being served a black-licorice punch to the mouth I would have been measurably upset. If you're reading this, and the taste- no, experience, of black licorice dosen't trigger your gag reflex, pleaseplease respond with the story of how you were dropped on your head as an infant. I digress. That shit tastes awesome in coffee. The flavors totally compliment each other and it got me mildly buzzed.
This is the most shapely I've ever been in swimsuit season. This time last year I was working out daily trying struggling to get under 200 pounds for the first time in a couple years. Well, I did it, and now I'm a pretty average looking dude. Thats not enough of course, I want to look awesome. Ideally every muscle on my body should peak into an acute angle, but that's a little far off. No no, for now I just want to get muscular. Get this, in 1 month theres a boy/girl/hotub party I'm going to. Great right? Couldn't ask for better push to get awesome. The one thing thats still really bugging me is stretch marks! Any of you dudes have any luck with creams/ointments? My biceps and stomach look like shit. Whatever. Life rocks.
I watched 12 episodes of How I Met Your Mother today. Oh a whim. I'd never seen it before. I just though, "Hey, NPH is awesome. Lets watch this." I'm a happy dude. So happy.
I won a game using CC planetary fortress cheese. It felt great. I don't usually play such ballsy strats, and it got my adrenaline surging more than it has in a long time with any game. He actually counter attacked well, but I won the game off an island with banshees and vikings. Dude didn't even expand once I was stuck in a corner. What a loser. Winning those long drawn out game because of base trades feel awesome.
I got Dawn of War 40k, Dark Crusade, Titian Quest and Immortal Throne for 20 bucks at walmart. Playing through 40k has made opened my eyes to how insanely awesome blizzard story telling is. That games is average. So average. I guess the multiplayer is good though.
Anyway thanks for reading. I'm just feeling pretty good today. Hope you guys are too
EDIT: Oh yah lol I moved into a new house. Wood floors rock. You could fit a traveling circus in my room.
DOUBLE EDIT, DOUBLE VALUE: My day just became perfect.
So firstly I spent the entire day on the internet, which as you all know feels awesome. Oh my god after a month of hardly touching the net I fucking bathed myself today in the warmwarm glow of a 22'' lcd.
On July 13 2010 12:09 Lexpar wrote: The one thing thats still really bugging me is stretch marks! Any of you dudes have any luck with creams/ointments? My biceps and stomach look like shit. Whatever. Life rocks.
interested in knowing this as well for, uh... research.
Lol yeah thats pretty much exactly why I wrote this.
I was moving house and my grandmother doesn't own a digitial clock, much less a computer or an internet subscription. It sucked. The healing began today though.
On July 13 2010 12:27 ella_guru wrote: Sexy lexy, where in canada are you?
I think I saw somewhere that he said he was living next to the moose in the house made of pancakes near the big lake of maple syrup where they speak french and play hockey during the freezing winter.
On July 13 2010 12:26 Arrian wrote: happy people are cool. glad to see someone blogging about sunshine and chirping birds, and not girls for once.
Oh my gosh we could totally be having a blog about girls right now. Let be tell you about this fantastic girl who invited me to the hot tub party. Light hair, blue eyes, shorter than me and the subtlest hint of freckles pepper the edge of her nose after shes been in the sun. Her smile radiates, brightens the day of anyone lucky enough to catch a glimpse of it. I'd give anything to spend a fraction of my day with her. Her boyfriend isn't as great.
On July 13 2010 12:27 ella_guru wrote: Sexy lexy, where in canada are you?
I think I saw somewhere that he said he was living next to the moose in the house made of pancakes near the big lake of maple syrup where they play hockey during the freezing winter.
Dude.
I asked him where in canada, not _if_ he is in canada.
What could be anywhere. Except Toronto. Everyone hates Toronto.
On July 13 2010 12:26 Arrian wrote: happy people are cool. glad to see someone blogging about sunshine and chirping birds, and not girls for once.
Oh my gosh we could totally be having a blog about girls right now. Let be tell you about this fantastic girl who invited me to the hot tub party. Light hair, blue eyes, shorter than me and the subtlest hint of freckles pepper the edge of her nose after shes been in the sun. Her smile radiates, brightens the day of anyone lucky enough to catch a glimpse of it. I'd give anything to spend a fraction of my day with her. Her boyfriend isn't as great.
I live in Montreal ella!
Are you cool? I run the nation's capital with my n-
(Yes this is our leader in kind)
we could chill sometime since bus is pretty cheap. If you are lame or like 12 though just ignore this unless you hate your dad, in which case I will take you to the zoo or something .
On July 13 2010 12:59 Lexpar wrote: As far as you know.
Hahaha platonic zoo visits.
You might be out of the loop by the lans in ottawa are shit of legend. Also, you've turned down one of the Guru's platonic zoo visits. You're pretty much black listed from everything not in quebec.
oh man, I used to work at this outward-bound "castaway" style camp on a rural island, and I would go for 2 months without computer access, without hot water and a mirror, and I remember when I got back to technology it would feel so weird, i felt like a caveman.
On July 13 2010 12:09 Lexpar wrote: The one thing thats still really bugging me is stretch marks! Any of you dudes have any luck with creams/ointments? My biceps and stomach look like shit. Whatever. Life rocks.
those are pretty much permanent unfortunately. But you can just tell people you got into a knife fight, in Thailand, in a back alley, and there was also a broken beer bottle involved.
On July 13 2010 12:59 Lexpar wrote: As far as you know.
Hahaha platonic zoo visits.
You might be out of the loop by the lans in ottawa are shit of legend. Also, you've turned down one of the Guru's platonic zoo visits. You're pretty much black listed from everything not in quebec.
Hey, I own a house right off of the Rideau. Kinda near Ottawa. ^^...just a summer vacation to the boathouse every year. As I live in the states. omg we could go on a boat ride!
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