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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 22:54:48
July 07 2010 22:24 GMT
#1
Bad Fanfiction: Volume 1

Disclaimer: This is set in an alternate universe. Jaedong would never lose to Killer in the real world.

Jaedong hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it as much as the Grinch who stole Christmas. He absolutely loathed it.

Every December, Jaedong would feel himself getting all dejected inside. He refused to put up a Christmas tree, snapped at anyone friendly enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Jaedong had to go to the mall to buy a replacement mouse. His one and only love, his mouse, had broken when he smashed it against a wall after losing to Killer. When he got there, there were so many shoppers wandering around and so much Christmas music blaring absentmindedly, he thought his head would explode. "What's the big deal with Christmas?" exclaimed Jaedong, "I hate Christmas!"

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an young teenager collecting for charity. Jaedong never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word. Tyrants never gave back, so why should he?

Suddenly, the kid dropped his bells and ran into a nearby booth. There was an elated Bunkie right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the kid slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Jaedong rushed out and incredibly pushed them both out of the way. All of a sudden, there was a flash bang and then everything went dark...

When Jaedong woke up, he was in a quiet hospital room. There was a Christmas tree in the corner and soft carols were playing. But most importantly, Jaedong's legs hurt. A lot.

The young teenager came into the room. "I'm so grateful!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Flash. You saved me from the truck. But your legs are broken. How shall I ever repay you?"

Jaedong hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas tree in room and his legs were broken, he felt quite elated, especially when he looked at Flash.

"Your legs must hurt quite a bit," Flash said. "I think this will help." And he went to soothe Jaedong's aching body parts several times.

Now Jaedong felt very joyful indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Flash. "I love you," he said, and kissed Flash affectionately.

"I love you too," said Flash. Just then, Bunkie ran into the room and nuzzled Jaedong's arm. "I brought him home with us," Flash said.

"We'll call him Bunkie," Jaedong said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever for Jaedong, Flash, and Bunkie.

***
God Bless
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 22:27:39
July 07 2010 22:26 GMT
#2
LOOOOOOOOOOL

5/5

cant wait for the next oneeeeeeee
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Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
July 07 2010 22:27 GMT
#3
What is this...
Nothing worth having comes easy.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 07 2010 22:28 GMT
#4
I got a boner, but I hope it wasn't because of this story.

5/5
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 07 2010 22:29 GMT
#5
It's Roffles making ridiculous and humorous stories of our friendly neighbourhood bonjwas.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 22:31:29
July 07 2010 22:29 GMT
#6
almost as good as nevergg's bday story
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
July 07 2010 22:29 GMT
#7
eagerly awaiting volume two.
Uranium
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1077 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 22:32:43
July 07 2010 22:32 GMT
#8
On July 08 2010 07:29 mOnion wrote:
almost as good as nevergg's bday story


Oh dear god. That hurt my brain, and I only skimmed the last 67% of it.

HAHAHA a mod ninja edited it while I was reading
"Sentry imba! You see? YOU SEE??!!" - Sen | "Marauder die die!" - oGsMC | "Oh my god, she texted me back!" - Day[9]
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
July 07 2010 22:33 GMT
#9
....what? o.o
Kanil
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1713 Posts
July 07 2010 22:33 GMT
#10
Reading this made me feel a little ill.
I used to have an Oz icon over here ---->
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
July 07 2010 22:34 GMT
#11
my brain hurts
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 07 2010 22:35 GMT
#12
Uhh...

. . .
Hello
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
July 07 2010 22:41 GMT
#13
I hate you Roffles.

u gotta h8
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Graham
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada1259 Posts
July 07 2010 22:41 GMT
#14
LOL.

This definitely needs a sequel.
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
July 07 2010 22:47 GMT
#15
Ugh...
My brain hurts.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
July 07 2010 22:52 GMT
#16
I SAW KISSING AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GROSS

ewwwwww

Seriously though, Roffles this is no time to be making silly blog posts I want my translations.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
July 07 2010 22:53 GMT
#17
Wait a minute, what just happened. God that's so disturbing... ehhhh, Jaedong losing to killer, don't even want to imagine that fantasy world T.T
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
July 07 2010 22:54 GMT
#18
I'm so confused, my head...
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 07 2010 22:54 GMT
#19
Hahaha. This is so messed up I don't even know...
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Uranium
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1077 Posts
July 07 2010 22:56 GMT
#20
On July 08 2010 07:54 Rinrun wrote:
Hahaha. This is so messed up I don't even know...


Just be glad you didn't read NeverGG's bday story...
"Sentry imba! You see? YOU SEE??!!" - Sen | "Marauder die die!" - oGsMC | "Oh my god, she texted me back!" - Day[9]
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