Disclaimer: This is set in an alternate universe. Jaedong would never lose to Killer in the real world.
Jaedong hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it as much as the Grinch who stole Christmas. He absolutely loathed it.
Every December, Jaedong would feel himself getting all dejected inside. He refused to put up a Christmas tree, snapped at anyone friendly enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Jaedong had to go to the mall to buy a replacement mouse. His one and only love, his mouse, had broken when he smashed it against a wall after losing to Killer. When he got there, there were so many shoppers wandering around and so much Christmas music blaring absentmindedly, he thought his head would explode. "What's the big deal with Christmas?" exclaimed Jaedong, "I hate Christmas!"
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an young teenager collecting for charity. Jaedong never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word. Tyrants never gave back, so why should he?
Suddenly, the kid dropped his bells and ran into a nearby booth. There was an elated Bunkie right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the kid slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Jaedong rushed out and incredibly pushed them both out of the way. All of a sudden, there was a flash bang and then everything went dark...
When Jaedong woke up, he was in a quiet hospital room. There was a Christmas tree in the corner and soft carols were playing. But most importantly, Jaedong's legs hurt. A lot.
The young teenager came into the room. "I'm so grateful!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Flash. You saved me from the truck. But your legs are broken. How shall I ever repay you?"
Jaedong hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas tree in room and his legs were broken, he felt quite elated, especially when he looked at Flash.
"Your legs must hurt quite a bit," Flash said. "I think this will help." And he went to soothe Jaedong's aching body parts several times.
Now Jaedong felt very joyful indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Flash. "I love you," he said, and kissed Flash affectionately.
"I love you too," said Flash. Just then, Bunkie ran into the room and nuzzled Jaedong's arm. "I brought him home with us," Flash said.
"We'll call him Bunkie," Jaedong said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever for Jaedong, Flash, and Bunkie.
On July 08 2010 07:24 Roffles wrote: "Your legs must hurt quite a bit," Flash said. "I think this will help." And he went to soothe Jaedong's aching body parts several times.
How exactly did he soothe Jaedong's aching body parts I wonder?
Why do TL members have a strange habit of making bizarre progamer stories?
Was taking a break. Somehow stumbled upon a fanfiction generator, so I chugged in a few words here and there and it spat out this nice fanfic you see. I only made a couple amends, but the rest is exactly what it spit out.
I personally don't have any talent when it comes to writing fanfics. Although I could give it a try if you wish.
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