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QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
July 07 2010 13:23 GMT
#21
Hahaha, good blog. It was a good enjoyable read, definitely made me laugh at both situations. Well played outsmarting the teacher both times! 5/5

And I'm pretty sure about 97% sure that Xiao is still in high school. Notice how she says "teacher" and not "professor". It may be just me but I never called any teachers professors before college nor professors teachers in college...

3% is for insurance.
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 07 2010 13:33 GMT
#22
i think xiaojoyce is in university already dont u guys remember the guy kicking her story? that was in IT programming classroom or some shit aha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
July 07 2010 13:35 GMT
#23
On July 07 2010 22:33 alffla wrote:
i think xiaojoyce is in university already dont u guys remember the guy kicking her story? that was in IT programming classroom or some shit aha


You should not say that. I prefer people thinking I am high school girl.
Pew! Pew! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
July 07 2010 13:39 GMT
#24
On July 07 2010 21:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2010 19:43 TheAntZ wrote:
On July 07 2010 19:37 Turbovolver wrote:
On July 07 2010 19:23 TheAntZ wrote:
On that note, if you stopped ignoring me I will try my best to not land you in a sticky situation. I am however male and virile so this may be impossible to guarantee kk~
Keep doing this it makes you look awesome and all of us (OP included) feel very comfortable and slightly attracted to you.


>_>


yes thats the point <3


Do you have an alarm that goes off everytime XiaoJoyce makes a blog?


You're the last person i'd expect to have questions about e-stalking
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 07 2010 14:05 GMT
#25
At first I thought the thread title was meant to be a pun... Then I saw that it was by XiaoJoyce-

Bread does get sweeter... (I've actually tried this - you only take a tiny piece of bread to keep in your mouth though) Cuz of like amylase or s/t.
:)
dtnmang
Profile Joined April 2010
Vietnam752 Posts
July 07 2010 14:39 GMT
#26
I find XiaoJoyce- interesting mainly due to her style of English, is that ok.
KT Roflster - the lulziest team of Proleague.
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
July 07 2010 14:56 GMT
#27
On July 07 2010 18:39 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
Hm...I just realised in my blog there is always this 1 paragraph or 1 sentence that attract people into writing comment. The rest of the blog writing is just for supporting. Quite obselete keke.


Sorry, but I'll do exactly that. There's a lot I could say. Some of it wouldn't be relevant since I don't understand a lot of the Chinese cultural references and some of it is based solely on my American perspective when things overseas are much different. This, though, I believe is very relevant, therefore I will post it!

I do not like it, he is so dead positive bread will turn sweet after chewing for an hour because it is written black and white in books. He has not test it himself. He should chew it for an hour too and confirm the book was right, not blindly believing in books


What you have demonstrated is a great example of theory versus experience. Believe me, when you're out of school and into the real world experience carries much more weight than theory. However, in the classroom, learning from a book is about the only thing you can do in a classroom apart from a lab or practicum. I really like how you took it upon yourself to test the theory to see if it works.

The best approach, I feel, is to combine theory with experiences gained from a hands-on study. For example, you chewed bread for an hour. Apart from sounding gross, you didn't taste anything sweet. Does this mean saliva doesn't break down starch into glucose when you chew bread? Not necessarily, so if you were to claim that bread doesn't taste sweet after you chew it based off one test then you're just as bad as the teacher that blindly believes a book.

Theory says one thing while your experience says another. Why is that? Did you position the bread on your tongue to be in the most advantageous position to taste any difference? Does the type of bread you use make a difference? Theoretically, how long should the conversion take place and stay in your mouth? How much glucose needs to be converted before you can taste it? Finally, we have your teacher's conclusion - is there something wrong with your tste buds that you can't taste sugar? Honestly, his conclusion cannot be validated without some ridiculous experiments involving your mouth and known quantities of sugar.

Most of those questions seem rather silly, but the underlying principle is using the results of your experiments and experiences to shape what you know about a theory. Validating this yourself is probably the best possible way you personally can learn the material.
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 07 2010 16:15 GMT
#28
There once was a guy named TheAntz
Who'd go into crazy girl rants
"Oh damn you sound hot
Please give me a shot
I just want to get in your pants."
The above was a Limerick
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
July 07 2010 17:01 GMT
#29
On July 08 2010 01:15 Frozz wrote:
There once was a guy named TheAntz
Who'd go into crazy girl rants
"Oh damn you sound hot
Please give me a shot
I just want to get in your pants."


My heart is melting :S
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ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 07 2010 17:14 GMT
#30
I remember back in the days it was just me and xiaojoyce cheering for fantasy and making fun of his hair in live SKT games, while I enjoyed her quipping in a funny english.

And now..

Still the same old Xiaojoyce.
Each day gets better : )
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 07 2010 18:21 GMT
#31
3% for insurance

I lol'd hard..good blog
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
July 07 2010 19:39 GMT
#32
Xiaojoyce. bloggin like crazy... i have read several of your last ones.. they are mostly about classes and actions people do.. your english is still very nice/funny to read..
in The Kong line forever
Dance.jhu
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States292 Posts
July 07 2010 20:50 GMT
#33
On July 07 2010 18:39 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
So you can imagine how boring in lesson if you don't understand a single shit come out of teacher mouth.

This made me smile
It is what it is...
Dog22
Profile Joined April 2010
United States140 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-07 21:25:02
July 07 2010 21:24 GMT
#34
You seem to care too much about what other people think. Who cares what they think! Just be yourself

For example, I'm not ashamed of my burning, passionate love for Bisu, yet I am a guy. I don't care what other people think!

edit: This is in regards to the idea of trying to be popular, etc. Maybe I'm just misreading all of this...it's been known to happen.
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