It is this chiseled man. did i just link some person's pic from a magazine like the pier 1 catalog or maybe john's secret (like victoria but for women, er men, OKAY directed at men, but women read it more than the men, okay???)
NOPE THAT IS TL STAFF RIGHT THERE
what is he doing on the internet???? I HAVE NO IDEA
Lets break down this picutre using smilies & BBCode add a poll:
- He's got that baller cloth hat on. Pimpin
- Sporting the JEAN JACKET!!! I can't pull that shit off thats for sure
- He's just chillin with a backpack on, like no biggie I just am a scholastic person wherever life takes me
- wearin the hoodie under the jacket, holy shit. that hood's like "what am i gonna do? he already is wearing a hat, there is nowhere else for skull attire to be placed", but he's just like FUCK YOU HOOD just chill out on my neck
- THOSE EYES THEY ARE LIKE BYAKUGAN he's like ya you wanna take my picture dont you? and the guy was like YERSH I DO and then he took the pic
- He's just fuckin chillin in the woods. like oh don't mind me, just another day where I happen to be in the woods dressed like a prophet
- THE SCARF!!!!! THE MOTHAFUGGIN SCARF!!!! when was the last time you wore a scarf? you were 7 years old and your mom made you and you looked STUPID. not him. he's like I know my hoods chillin on my neck cuz there's nowhere for it to go, but fuck it. adding the scarf too. sup?
This is super not good cuz ppl say i'm weird but its BSSSSS I am just vocal and stuff, but i'm not trying to be weird I just think its wrong that people are picturing this guys like some goofy lookin dude who plays WoW and has acne and is fat when really he makes justin timberlake go FUCK I WANNA BE THAT GUY
Plus he's a super good poster, the best on TL ever. except maybe 1, sonuvbob is good too. im having hard time, but i cant find a picture of sonuvbob so I cant make a ruling based on the most solid science. attractiveness.
he is my favorite post by him.
On May 21 2010 01:09 BroOd wrote:
I've always wondered how these radicals approach the whole 72 virgins thing. Maybe someone here knows; Is there any sort of protocol? When you get to heaven, do you kind of chill out for a couple of days before Mohammed shows up like, "Hey Ahmed, there's some people I'd like you to meet...", or do you just wake up in this Arabian Nights sultan's palace harem type thing?
And what of the actual doing? Do you plow through them all in one crazy weekend, or do you plan and try to space it out over eternity? And do the chicks hang around after you're done? They're obviously not virgins anymore, but do you get to keep them, or are they free to go find someone else? Are these virgins real people, like did they once live on earth but died as virgins and went to heaven to be part of a prize, or were they spawned like some kind of virgin nymph being that only exists in this one particular capacity? If they're real people, it seems like Muslim women are getting shafted even in the afterlife, literally and figuratively. Then again, to get to heaven the guy has to blow himself up and the girl only has to not have gotten laid. Maybe someone can answer these and other burning questions.
I've always wondered how these radicals approach the whole 72 virgins thing. Maybe someone here knows; Is there any sort of protocol? When you get to heaven, do you kind of chill out for a couple of days before Mohammed shows up like, "Hey Ahmed, there's some people I'd like you to meet...", or do you just wake up in this Arabian Nights sultan's palace harem type thing?
And what of the actual doing? Do you plow through them all in one crazy weekend, or do you plan and try to space it out over eternity? And do the chicks hang around after you're done? They're obviously not virgins anymore, but do you get to keep them, or are they free to go find someone else? Are these virgins real people, like did they once live on earth but died as virgins and went to heaven to be part of a prize, or were they spawned like some kind of virgin nymph being that only exists in this one particular capacity? If they're real people, it seems like Muslim women are getting shafted even in the afterlife, literally and figuratively. Then again, to get to heaven the guy has to blow himself up and the girl only has to not have gotten laid. Maybe someone can answer these and other burning questions.
He is BroOd, his o's are like this <(o_O)> and he is cool. you are my favorite and im sobering now so i can safely state this fact.
i also like you boesthius, i know you wear scarves too, we talked about this. but you have had your spotlight, it is time for a spotlight on someone else just real quick.
BBCODE SUP