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Okay alcohol and fireworks have been tonights theme, so im really not talking, but this has to be announced at this juncture, less rapture fall apart without Masha knowing who the best poster on TL truly is
It is this chiseled man. did i just link some person's pic from a magazine like the pier 1 catalog or maybe john's secret (like victoria but for women, er men, OKAY directed at men, but women read it more than the men, okay???)
NOPE THAT IS TL STAFF RIGHT THERE
what is he doing on the internet???? I HAVE NO IDEA
Lets break down this picutre using smilies & BBCode add a poll:
- He's got that baller cloth hat on. Pimpin
- Sporting the JEAN JACKET!!! I can't pull that shit off thats for sure
- He's just chillin with a backpack on, like no biggie I just am a scholastic person wherever life takes me
- wearin the hoodie under the jacket, holy shit. that hood's like "what am i gonna do? he already is wearing a hat, there is nowhere else for skull attire to be placed", but he's just like FUCK YOU HOOD just chill out on my neck
- THOSE EYES THEY ARE LIKE BYAKUGAN he's like ya you wanna take my picture dont you? and the guy was like YERSH I DO and then he took the pic
- He's just fuckin chillin in the woods. like oh don't mind me, just another day where I happen to be in the woods dressed like a prophet
- THE SCARF!!!!! THE MOTHAFUGGIN SCARF!!!! when was the last time you wore a scarf? you were 7 years old and your mom made you and you looked STUPID. not him. he's like I know my hoods chillin on my neck cuz there's nowhere for it to go, but fuck it. adding the scarf too. sup?
This is super not good cuz ppl say i'm weird but its BSSSSS I am just vocal and stuff, but i'm not trying to be weird I just think its wrong that people are picturing this guys like some goofy lookin dude who plays WoW and has acne and is fat when really he makes justin timberlake go FUCK I WANNA BE THAT GUY
Plus he's a super good poster, the best on TL ever. except maybe 1, sonuvbob is good too. im having hard time, but i cant find a picture of sonuvbob so I cant make a ruling based on the most solid science. attractiveness.
he is my favorite post by him.
On May 21 2010 01:09 BroOd wrote:
I've always wondered how these radicals approach the whole 72 virgins thing. Maybe someone here knows; Is there any sort of protocol? When you get to heaven, do you kind of chill out for a couple of days before Mohammed shows up like, "Hey Ahmed, there's some people I'd like you to meet...", or do you just wake up in this Arabian Nights sultan's palace harem type thing?
And what of the actual doing? Do you plow through them all in one crazy weekend, or do you plan and try to space it out over eternity? And do the chicks hang around after you're done? They're obviously not virgins anymore, but do you get to keep them, or are they free to go find someone else? Are these virgins real people, like did they once live on earth but died as virgins and went to heaven to be part of a prize, or were they spawned like some kind of virgin nymph being that only exists in this one particular capacity? If they're real people, it seems like Muslim women are getting shafted even in the afterlife, literally and figuratively. Then again, to get to heaven the guy has to blow himself up and the girl only has to not have gotten laid. Maybe someone can answer these and other burning questions.
He is BroOd, his o's are like this <(o_O)> and he is cool. you are my favorite and im sobering now so i can safely state this fact.
i also like you boesthius, i know you wear scarves too, we talked about this. but you have had your spotlight, it is time for a spotlight on someone else just real quick.
 BBCODE SUP
 
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:D i gave him Brood@USEast but the profiles erased and no one gamed on it 
hey brood i can always get it back if you lost it
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you're wrong it's clearly baller
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On July 05 2010 15:56 GTR wrote:
you're wrong it's clearly baller
i think baller is an up and coming star
but he is like baby. he's new and could burnout
brood is boxer. except if boxer was as good as flash is now. like a super boxer
@_@
edit: 5 STARS SUP
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damnit
response #4 is too late for a "my dick is hard" post, isnt it...
On July 05 2010 15:57 mOnion wrote:
edit: 5 STARS SUP
YEAH THAT WAS ME SUP
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stop hitting on my boss
creep
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On July 05 2010 16:00 Saracen wrote:
stop hitting on my boss
creep
please don't fuel the fire I enjoyed your mom's cucumbers
not a metaphor. i really did.
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BroOd is awesome... I approve of this thread.
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haha I love BroOd!
I also get this feeling that baller is Hot_Bid
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so hawt BroOd 
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On July 05 2010 15:56 GTR wrote:
you're wrong it's clearly baller
Agree.
Baller can destroy threads with the simple thought of the mind.
His brilliance is ever-reaching
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On July 05 2010 16:42 SayaSP wrote:
I dream about him.
Oh god, so now we'll have an "BroOd, I dream of you!" thread? LOOOL
And baller doesn't begin to describe that get-up, it's a man's manly rugged lumberjack look.
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this thread is pleasantly homoerotic somehow
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mmmm BroOd om nom nom 
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he is my favorite post by him.
i also like you boesthius, i know you wear scarves too, we talked about this. but you have had your spotlight, it is time for a spotlight on someone else just real quick.
Its quotes like this that make you my favorite poster monion n.n.
Also, I found baller's profile and looked through his posts and was severely dissapointed . I thought he was either going to be the funniest person in the world or the greatest poster in the world.
I can see how he might be epic, but hes not THAT epic.
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well, he can't be - that would be blasphemy
but definitely in the highest echelon 
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You are one good looking son of a bitch.
Good Job Mom.
Amazing.
Holy Shit.
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On July 05 2010 20:34 vGl-CoW wrote:![[image loading]](http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2900/sadcry.png)
yeah I always thought TL decided that cow was the #1 poster...
we should have a thread with only cow and brood discussing things, and baller desperately trying to derail. i would be very satisfied.
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Rekrul is the obvious #1. -__-
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Osaka27130 Posts
brood hits me up on msn for advice all the time. he is a neo-bob with half the skills.
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On July 05 2010 22:22 Holgerius wrote:
Rekrul is the obvious #1. -__-
My thoughts exactly 
-What about me? Thought I was in the top 10 ;(
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Uhhh. vGl-CoW please.
Edit: Just saw CoW's sad face :'( *Hugs CoW*
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On July 05 2010 22:22 Holgerius wrote:
Rekrul is the obvious #1. -__-
same thought as me!
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brood might be my favorite poster as well
bob is good too
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On July 05 2010 22:32 Manifesto7 wrote:
brood hits me up on msn for advice all the time. he is a neo-bob with half the skills.
I believe this. He is a great poster but it isn't in his core like sonuv or cow . His learned skills are very impressive.
He's a natural Dennis Rodman of TL
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Haha just discovered this lovely gem:
On June 13 2010 14:46 BroOd wrote:what? you guys i think it's going to work like gangbusters Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote:
"hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"
and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home.
this part is all perfect, maybe you could hand her a business card at the end of the monologue, and then just turn on your heel and stride out. try to wear something flowy for the effect, i don't know if you own any capes.
Sooo good.
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I'm a Motbob fan, myself.
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is awesome32269 Posts
I talked to brood before he was famous!!!! he sold out
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On July 05 2010 21:11 disciple wrote:
You are one good looking son of a bitch.
Good Job Mom.
Amazing.
Holy Shit.
Maybe my eyes are too piercing
and maybe my skin is too smooth and soft
and maybe I have the supple breasts of a 14 year old girl.
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I was a Brood fan before it was cool.
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On July 05 2010 18:53 Ghardo wrote:well, he can't be - that would be blasphemy but definitely in the highest echelon
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Yeah, that's right. The line has been drawn. Choose your side.
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On July 06 2010 01:36 nbaker wrote:
I'm a Motbob fan, myself.
I can't even think of a single thing I've done to deserve fans.
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Im a ..fan of myself ._.
But really
Fanatacist and iNcontrol are like my #1
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Eh, brood is cool and all but I think baller can be better. Actually on second thought, sonnet is PRETTY BROOD BALLER.
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This is very nice and flattering but I'm not the best, there are many better posters than me.
So please don't hunt me down, skin me alive and wear my skin as a suit. When picking a poster to stalk and subsequently murder, remember: you can do better than brood!
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On July 06 2010 10:26 BroOd wrote:
This is very nice and flattering but I'm not the best, there are many better posters than me.
So please don't hunt me down, skin me alive and wear my skin as a suit. When picking a poster to stalk and subsequently murder, remember: you can do better than brood!
So humble! Another great quality!
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QuickStriker. QuickStriker is TL.net's best poster.
*no sarcasm*
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On July 06 2010 10:26 BroOd wrote:
So please don't hunt me down, skin me alive and wear my skin as a suit.
Admittedly CoW is starting to sound more appealing.
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Bob has the strange appeal of a man with a dark van full of candy, without the creepiness factor. An intriguing siren, who's voice promises to break you down in every way possible, but you can't help but listen. Like crystal meth.
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On July 06 2010 15:26 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2010 10:26 BroOd wrote:
So please don't hunt me down, skin me alive and wear my skin as a suit. Admittedly CoW is starting to sound more appealing.
haha a pun. totally caught on to that one!
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On July 06 2010 08:19 SonuvBob wrote:
Yeah, that's right. The line has been drawn. Choose your side.
![[image loading]](http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9677/teamcow.jpg)
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I've always enjoyed travis's posting the most.
Plus I dig the purple.
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I have to say, I miss fanatacist.
His rough edges were charming.
Bob is consistantly good, though. He'll be skrewed when people begin to expect brilliance from him, though :p
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On July 06 2010 15:56 TheKing. wrote:Show nested quote +On July 06 2010 15:26 SonuvBob wrote:On July 06 2010 10:26 BroOd wrote:
So please don't hunt me down, skin me alive and wear my skin as a suit. Admittedly CoW is starting to sound more appealing. haha a pun. totally caught on to that one!
I'll pretend it was intentional.
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Frozz for best poster.
All his posts are Limericks!
MDT is next.
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XiaoJoyce- is the best poster
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i hate to be obvious here but...... rekrul.
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On July 05 2010 20:34 vGl-CoW wrote:
I like this guy's posts!
And Bob as well.
baller is lulz.
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Gotta love CSheep and his "Im going to eat you" threats
Brood is awesome, not the best, but way up there.... I cant decide whether its mr. hoon, baller, neverGG, or MDT,, all are awesome :D
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On July 07 2010 06:54 Trozz wrote:
Frozz for best poster.
All his posts are Limericks!
MDT is next.
Yes, Frozz really got overlooked. And, really, how can we forget about MDT?
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mdt doesn't post he makes OP's
difference
also frozz is too new. no contest.
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You haven't even been here a year, buddy.
vGl-CoW fighting!
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well thats why I didnt pick ME
dont worry I still like your posts
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Moltke, Brood, baller, probably Rekrul when he isn't completely shitfaced, Smix always interesting read and XiaoJoyce- for cuteness factor
Gotta add Chef and ella_guru, both are very real and often enjoyable to read
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This is heresy!
How could you ever consider anyone but CoW to be #1?!
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On July 11 2010 07:12 mOnion wrote:
mdt doesn't post he makes OP's
difference
also frozz is too new. no contest.
But when he does post, it's something like this:
On February 24 2008 21:39 My_Digital_Toss wrote:does anonyone know for what is this? i am suprised when i saw this star. did master give it to me? lol. thank you very much T_T
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