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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-15 21:23:39
June 15 2010 21:22 GMT
#41
On June 16 2010 04:36 bumatlarge wrote:
How do I deal with a sudden realization the i am dyslexic?

I think I need the answer to this one too.

WHERE ARE YOU ALFFLA?
edit: you better answer, I was saving my 9000th post! ><
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
June 15 2010 21:29 GMT
#42
Have you ever Took a shit so big your pants fit better afterwords?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
June 15 2010 21:53 GMT
#43
On June 16 2010 06:22 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2010 04:36 bumatlarge wrote:
How do I deal with a sudden realization the i am dyslexic?

I think I need the answer to this one too.

WHERE ARE YOU ALFFLA?
edit: you better answer, I was saving my 9000th post! ><

You realize that your next post will be over 9000? Isn't that something to celebrate?
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
June 15 2010 21:54 GMT
#44
are you passed out drunk over you keyboard atm ?
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
June 15 2010 22:21 GMT
#45
omg where did you get all of your 16k posts from?
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
June 15 2010 22:24 GMT
#46
the blue pill or the red pill?
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 15 2010 22:39 GMT
#47
Why do birds suddenly appear? Whenever you, are near?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
June 15 2010 23:07 GMT
#48
i always thought your name was alfalfa

which made more sense when pronouncing
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
June 15 2010 23:18 GMT
#49
Can't tell that you're drunk from your posting tbh ;D
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
June 16 2010 00:04 GMT
#50
LAWYER OR ARTIST ?
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-16 02:31:03
June 16 2010 02:29 GMT
#51
SORRY FOR ALL THE LATE REPLIEs.. when i got home i was only pretty tipsy but after liek an hour or so i felt more and more drunk and just went to bed LOL! so here goes

On June 16 2010 04:30 Roffles wrote:
Why don't you change your name to AFLAC and get a duck icon?


haha no screw ducks i'd rather have mah paintbrush!


On June 16 2010 04:32 Necosarius wrote:
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On June 16 2010 03:46 alffla wrote:
On June 16 2010 03:44 Necosarius wrote:
Do you like brazilian fan chicks?



what on earth are brazilian fan chicks

i probably will like brazilian chicks though.


This:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading][image loading][image loading]


oh shi-!! nice haha brazilian chicks are always good ^__^


On June 16 2010 04:36 bumatlarge wrote:
How do I deal with a sudden realization the i am dyslexic?


ummm ur not really !! :D:D see i am typing so perfectly nwo

On June 16 2010 04:38 Dooba wrote:
^FCUK!?


lol!


On June 16 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
What PC game should I play right now besides SC:BW?


well sorry ur probably sleeping now ;( umm play diablo2 or crimsonland


On June 16 2010 05:37 BroOd wrote:
Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal, Alfalfa, or is it Spanky?


alfalfa ez


On June 16 2010 06:22 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2010 04:36 bumatlarge wrote:
How do I deal with a sudden realization the i am dyslexic?

I think I need the answer to this one too.

WHERE ARE YOU ALFFLA?
edit: you better answer, I was saving my 9000th post! ><


sorry o u know i didn't realize your name was cyborg until like last month.. so embarassing.


On June 16 2010 06:29 arb wrote:
Have you ever Took a shit so big your pants fit better afterwords?


thankfully not ahhaha wtf arb and ur shitting obsession


On June 16 2010 07:21 OneOther wrote:
omg where did you get all of your 16k posts from?


i have no idea eitehr but a lot of it came from live reporting back then when there was not so much streaming and shit :D:D:D


On June 16 2010 07:24 MorningMusume11 wrote:
the blue pill or the red pill?


hmm i forgot which one does what ;(


On June 16 2010 07:39 Chef wrote:
Why do birds suddenly appear? Whenever you, are near?


OMG I LOVE THE CArPENTERS


On June 16 2010 08:18 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Can't tell that you're drunk from your posting tbh ;D


godamnit my friends used to say i always looked a bit stoned all the time

On June 16 2010 09:04 Boblion wrote:
LAWYER OR ARTIST ?


ARTIST MOTAHFCKA!
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 16 2010 02:31 GMT
#52
KIZZBG THATS SO EMBARASSING PLZ DONT POST AGAIN T___T
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
June 16 2010 03:05 GMT
#53
On June 16 2010 07:21 OneOther wrote:
omg where did you get all of your 16k posts from?


The man makes a drunk blog, has already made @20 replies, and you have to ask this question?
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
June 16 2010 06:16 GMT
#54
God alffla amazing.
Also Grobyc I'mma beat you to 10k >:D
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
POWEROUTAGE
Profile Joined February 2010
Singapore884 Posts
June 16 2010 06:30 GMT
#55
drunk affla = 5/5 blog.

I want to see him LR while drunk, would make for an awesome sight IMO.
Stats. The new standard bearer of the protoss.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 16 2010 10:01 GMT
#56
lol me LRing drunk i'd haev to be drunk in the afternoon or during dinner time hahah. imagine that ......drunk while being alone in my room watching korean dudes play starcraft and live reporting at the same time
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
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