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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:36 GMT
#1
IM KINAD DRUNK SO ASK ME SHIT RITE NOW EVEN THOUGH IM LAME

***
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
June 15 2010 18:37 GMT
#2
How do you spell your name?
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 15 2010 18:38 GMT
#3
can you type your name with your tongue?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:39 GMT
#4
MY NAME IS A-L-F-F-L-A DURRRr

what like my real name
/
?
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
June 15 2010 18:39 GMT
#5
Have you already submitted a name change request to Alflfa, seeing as how no one would notice the change but it'd make your name closer to Alfalfa?
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
June 15 2010 18:39 GMT
#6
On June 16 2010 03:37 Impervious wrote:
How do you spell your name?


so much win lolol

do you know who this is?

[image loading]
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:39 GMT
#7
On June 16 2010 03:38 Chairman Ray wrote:
can you type your name with your tongue?


I TRY RIGHT NOW K

affla
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:41 GMT
#8
On June 16 2010 03:39 Southlight wrote:
Have you already submitted a name change request to Alflfa, seeing as how no one would notice the change but it'd make your name closer to Alfalfa?



no i never did htat because my name is ALFRED not alfalfa fuck that reminds me of that movie little rascals L:OL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:41 GMT
#9
On June 16 2010 03:39 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2010 03:37 Impervious wrote:
How do you spell your name?


so much win lolol

do you know who this is?

[image loading]


um yea i kninda know but i never awthed that show he / it looks kinda freaky acfutally..

monion is cool like onion with an M.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:42 GMT
#10
oh and my keyboard tastes kinda saltty......................
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Dooba
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Croatia588 Posts
June 15 2010 18:44 GMT
#11
1) Humans can swallow while being upside-down. True or false?

2) Test above hypothesis. SS or it didn't happen.


"Zergs are really stronger. I use to win 60-70%, now it is 40-50. I am switching to civilization 5 for now until any terran can come up with a better tactics."
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
June 15 2010 18:44 GMT
#12
Do you like brazilian fan chicks?
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
June 15 2010 18:45 GMT
#13
On June 16 2010 03:39 alffla wrote:
MY NAME IS A-L-F-F-L-A DURRRr

what like my real name
/
?

[image loading]

That's what I saw.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:46 GMT
#14
On June 16 2010 03:44 Necosarius wrote:
Do you like brazilian fan chicks?



what on earth are brazilian fan chicks

i probably will like brazilian chicks though.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
June 15 2010 18:46 GMT
#15
do you know this guy?:
[image loading]
are you related to him?
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-15 18:47:23
June 15 2010 18:46 GMT
#16
Isn't your real name Alfred? Oh wait answered above.

Also you have the cutest typos ever.

Also:
On June 16 2010 03:42 alffla wrote:
oh and my keyboard tastes kinda saltty......................

Uhhhh.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:47 GMT
#17
On June 16 2010 03:44 Dooba wrote:
1) Humans can swallow while being upside-down. True or false?

2) Test above hypothesis. SS or it didn't happen.




fuck im too drnk to take a photo man hmm.. ok maybe i can try an oreo...

wtf
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:48 GMT
#18
On June 16 2010 03:46 redtooth wrote:
do you know this guy?:
[image loading]
are you related to him?


OMG ITS ALFAC!! yea i knew him through TL acfutally hahaha never knew him efore cuz havent been in america.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:48 GMT
#19
On June 16 2010 03:46 flamewheel wrote:
Isn't your real name Alfred? Oh wait answered above.

Also you have the cutest typos ever.

Also:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2010 03:42 alffla wrote:
oh and my keyboard tastes kinda saltty......................

Uhhhh.


how id u know my real name is alfred u fuckin stalker fuck
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 15 2010 18:49 GMT
#20
On June 16 2010 03:48 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2010 03:46 flamewheel wrote:
Isn't your real name Alfred? Oh wait answered above.

Also you have the cutest typos ever.

Also:
On June 16 2010 03:42 alffla wrote:
oh and my keyboard tastes kinda saltty......................

Uhhhh.


how id u know my real name is alfred u fuckin stalker fuck


and i make typos cuz i DONT GIVE A fUCK!!1

adn u all can probably unerstand what i type anyawy right???
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
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