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Fireflies
Profile Joined January 2010
United Kingdom211 Posts
June 07 2010 00:07 GMT
#201
How to win arguements and influence people - DROPZONE
One giant leap for mankind
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:08:06
June 07 2010 00:07 GMT
#202
On June 07 2010 09:03 Reason wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 08:56 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb


Still getting it wrong by arb

why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa

~_~
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 07 2010 00:07 GMT
#203
How to win Grudge Matches- SC2GG
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 07 2010 00:09 GMT
#204
On June 07 2010 09:03 Peepers wrote:
Discrete Airline Masturbation - Day9

10/10
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:11:49
June 07 2010 00:10 GMT
#205
On June 07 2010 09:07 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 09:03 Reason wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:56 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb


Still getting it wrong by arb

why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa

~_~

You have failed here on so many levels.

Don't sign off on your posts, it's gay.

~Reason~
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
zerglingsfolife
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1694 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:12:14
June 07 2010 00:11 GMT
#206
How to Apologize by -Combat-Ex-
Totti is Average by Holgerius
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crown and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.
gnr9292
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
90 Posts
June 07 2010 00:11 GMT
#207
Starcraft Etiquette - idra
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:21:55
June 07 2010 00:13 GMT
#208
On June 07 2010 09:10 Reason wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 09:07 ilj.psa wrote:
On June 07 2010 09:03 Reason wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:56 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb


Still getting it wrong by arb

why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa

~_~

You have failed here on so many levels.

Don't sign off on your posts, it's gay.

~Reason~

how to edit a post 3 times in 5 seconds - Reason


meh you win sir ;/
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 07 2010 00:20 GMT
#209
On June 07 2010 09:07 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 09:03 Reason wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:56 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb


Still getting it wrong by arb

why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa

~_~

so i was doing it rite? :D
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 07 2010 00:21 GMT
#210
yea i play this before as far as i know its ok as long as it humorous
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:23:24
June 07 2010 00:23 GMT
#211
"My bff SLush" - By Artosis
RIP MBC Game Hero
textbook
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Korea (North)129 Posts
June 07 2010 00:26 GMT
#212
How to Stop Procrastinating - TL sub team
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
June 07 2010 00:27 GMT
#213
A List of my Real Life Friends by Pokebunny
Better than Pokebunny
OptimusTom
Profile Joined October 2009
United States154 Posts
June 07 2010 00:28 GMT
#214
My life and career naming funny short stories - arb

I wanted to have fun too
Alphonsse
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States518 Posts
June 07 2010 00:33 GMT
#215
On the importance of acquiring a third base before transitioning to carriers - Nal_Rock
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
June 07 2010 00:35 GMT
#216
On June 07 2010 09:13 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 09:10 Reason wrote:
On June 07 2010 09:07 ilj.psa wrote:
On June 07 2010 09:03 Reason wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:56 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb


Still getting it wrong by arb

why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa

~_~

You have failed here on so many levels.

Don't sign off on your posts, it's gay.

~Reason~

how to edit a post 3 times in 5 seconds - Reason


meh you win sir ;/

Ok since you actually seem to be trying to say something to me here (not in a good way) I'm just going to go through every failure on your part one by one before I go to sleep.

1.I was giving arb a final test by saying he was still getting it wrong because if he finally understands then he will realise this is a joke and I am actually saying that he finally understands, however if he doesn't understand he will think I am another person telling him he is getting it wrong and this will prove he doesn't understand. Thanks you have now ruined this.

2.The main premise of this thread is sarcasm/opposites as indicated by the thread title "Shortest books ever written..." you complete and utter nincompoop.

3.How to post without ever needing to edit by Reason should be the title of your book.

Goodnight sir ;/
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
im a roc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States745 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:39:24
June 07 2010 00:38 GMT
#217
How not to make absurd metaphors and ramble on in one massive hyperbole -- flamewheel

Just kidding, always love your articles.




How I learned the community wanted chat channels -- Frank Pearce
Beware The Proxy Pool Rush
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:40:52
June 07 2010 00:40 GMT
#218
On June 07 2010 09:27 Foreplay wrote:
A List of my Real Life Friends by Pokebunny


ROFLLLL

edit: For reference: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=93537
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Megaman703
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada688 Posts
June 07 2010 00:41 GMT
#219
My Friends on Team Liquid by combat-ex
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
June 07 2010 00:48 GMT
#220
On June 07 2010 03:11 fanta[Rn] wrote:
How to please a girlfriend - M2



awesome
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
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