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Shortest books ever written by teamliquid members - Page 10

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iSTime
Profile Joined November 2006
1579 Posts
June 06 2010 23:14 GMT
#181
On June 07 2010 07:35 Gogleion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 06:51 Gibybo wrote:
50% of the titles in this thread are the opposite of what they should be. It takes way too much brain power to figure out which ones are which

How to understand sarcasm: By Gibybo


Pretty sure he was commenting on the titles that aren't being sarcastic.
www.infinityseven.net
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 06 2010 23:14 GMT
#182
How to restrain fanboy urges - Realpenguin
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 06 2010 23:15 GMT
#183
On June 07 2010 08:14 PJA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 07:35 Gogleion wrote:
On June 07 2010 06:51 Gibybo wrote:
50% of the titles in this thread are the opposite of what they should be. It takes way too much brain power to figure out which ones are which

How to understand sarcasm: By Gibybo


Pretty sure he was commenting on the titles that aren't being sarcastic.

right, the titles should be a joke since it is about books that would be short. Since it is supposed to be a subject the author knows nothing about......
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
June 06 2010 23:20 GMT
#184
On June 07 2010 08:15 Trezeguet23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 08:14 PJA wrote:
On June 07 2010 07:35 Gogleion wrote:
On June 07 2010 06:51 Gibybo wrote:
50% of the titles in this thread are the opposite of what they should be. It takes way too much brain power to figure out which ones are which

How to understand sarcasm: By Gibybo


Pretty sure he was commenting on the titles that aren't being sarcastic.

right, the titles should be a joke since it is about books that would be short. Since it is supposed to be a subject the author knows nothing about......

hahaha
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24756 Posts
June 06 2010 23:22 GMT
#185
Yeah this thread almost instantly got hijacked to just be funny (sometimes) titles rather than ones that would have to be really really short.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Antiochus
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada548 Posts
June 06 2010 23:22 GMT
#186
"How to avoid random disconnects on Bnet 2.0" by WhiteRa
All play and no work makes Jack unemployed.
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 23:27:27
June 06 2010 23:26 GMT
#187
How to win a Bo5 vs Yellow using a variety of late game strategies by 'Slayers' Boxer

Sorry it's not a TL member but I couldn't help myself.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
MrBob
Profile Joined November 2009
93 Posts
June 06 2010 23:26 GMT
#188
The Art of Divination by Kim Carrier

maybe not so short after all?
Who can troll the past can troll the future. Who can troll the present can troll the past.
Monst3r
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
119 Posts
June 06 2010 23:34 GMT
#189
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb
FlameSworD
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States414 Posts
June 06 2010 23:36 GMT
#190
canceling your cc and losing 10k by- idra
skyhighftw on iccup
dhe95
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1213 Posts
June 06 2010 23:37 GMT
#191
How to give up - tdot
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 06 2010 23:39 GMT
#192
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Monst3r
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
119 Posts
June 06 2010 23:46 GMT
#193
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 23:51:50
June 06 2010 23:50 GMT
#194
How to lose a guy in 10 days - SKT1 with a forward to Bisu

How.... does...... writing.... in ..... an........annoying.......... fashion........ can.... get ....you...a......lifeban.... without........ necesarily..... violating.... any.......... Tl.net...... rules
-Carlodajin


The Lord of the rings - Savior
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
June 06 2010 23:51 GMT
#195
On June 07 2010 06:52 DorF wrote:
How to suck the fun out of developing games and optimal profit -by Bobby Kotik

I'm sorry to single you out, sir...
but this is exactly what people are talking about...
Wouldn't this be a long book because he knows a lot about it?
His short book would be:

A Life of Making Games for Entertainment
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:00:03
June 06 2010 23:56 GMT
#196
How to get girlfriends by Solinren
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 06 2010 23:56 GMT
#197
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Atrio
Profile Joined May 2010
Philippines30 Posts
June 07 2010 00:01 GMT
#198
How To Sing Like Miley Cyrus by HuskyTheHusky
Tossgirl. 'Nuff said.
Peepers
Profile Joined April 2010
United States11 Posts
June 07 2010 00:03 GMT
#199
Discrete Airline Masturbation - Day9
Your gonna want that cowbell
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 00:04:06
June 07 2010 00:03 GMT
#200
On June 07 2010 08:56 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb


Still getting it wrong by arb
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
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