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Shortest books ever written by teamliquid members - Page 13

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rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
June 07 2010 02:27 GMT
#241
On June 07 2010 10:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Calmer than you are - Nevergg

Vilegaming: http://www.vilegaming.com - Spartan

Government Forms: A guyde - Charliemurphy

What a girl Wants, what a girl needs - Zia / co written by some dude
rofl those were gems.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
June 07 2010 02:32 GMT
#242
On June 07 2010 11:25 maga33 wrote:
How abuse your way to B- by CombatEx


You don't get the thread. The book should be How to legitimately get B- by CombatEx
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 02:39:57
June 07 2010 02:32 GMT
#243
coping with the long grind from D to B- - Kolll
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 20:28:31
June 07 2010 02:33 GMT
#244
On June 07 2010 04:30 zergnewb wrote:
The Guide to Solving Puzzles - Chill
I hope some people out there remember it.

That was the most painful event I have ever witnessed.

here's one
Computer Problems I Can't Solve by R1CH
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
June 07 2010 02:37 GMT
#245
On June 07 2010 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
It isn't about that. - Stimey

Less is more: Let's talk about age - Chibi


Grapes of Accomplishments - Testie

Me myself me and I. The autobiography. - Rekrul

It was funnier when I did it -Micronesia

The man inside me - Fakesteve

What goes Up - thedeadhaji


AHAHAHA
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 07 2010 02:38 GMT
#246
No respect: A bulldog story - Kwark

I'm not mad, you're just taller - Chill

Explain professional recruiting to me: without the mortal kombat - Kennigit

It's not cheating when you are the best - Testie
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
June 07 2010 02:41 GMT
#247
a beginners guide to the apology video by combat-ex
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 07 2010 02:46 GMT
#248
If it weren't for my bitch mother I'd be a german aristocrat - Moltke

Catch me if you can - Ganfei

I didn't do it, but I know someone who can - Smuft

God complex - Nazgul

I am woman hear me store - Mnm

Is mnm going to have to choke a bitch? - mnm

The way I would have done it - Xeris
Wilko
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany470 Posts
June 07 2010 02:47 GMT
#249
The B.B. Trilogy:
The floor has been swept! by Machine
The chairs have been dusted! by Machine
The windows have been washed! by Machine

Imported from Korea:
True Beauty comes from within by go.go
Contact by Effort
"I knew why i disrespected him!" by FireBatHero
The lewd journey through the eleven kingdoms by Zero (18+)
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
June 07 2010 02:48 GMT
#250
zerglings - Kwanro
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:01:02
June 07 2010 02:50 GMT
#251
How to manhandle arachnids - Exalted.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:01:10
June 07 2010 02:53 GMT
#252
Facing progamers: the mental preparation - gg_hertzz

My comeback - JoeSaddles

Advanced PvZ - Reach
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
textbook
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Korea (North)129 Posts
June 07 2010 02:55 GMT
#253
A Guide to Clear Speech and Enunciation by Klazart
or
How to Increase APM in Speech also by Klazart
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
June 07 2010 03:08 GMT
#254
Why I hate Jpop - KawaiiRice
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
Alphonsse
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States518 Posts
June 07 2010 03:13 GMT
#255
Advanced recall techniques - Jaehoon
Babel
Profile Joined April 2010
30 Posts
June 07 2010 03:14 GMT
#256
How to beat iNcontroL by Superiorwolf
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
June 07 2010 03:15 GMT
#257
--- Nuked ---
Monst3r
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
119 Posts
June 07 2010 03:16 GMT
#258
On June 07 2010 12:08 DrivE wrote:
Why I hate Jpop - KawaiiRice

lmao.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:26:52
June 07 2010 03:16 GMT
#259
On June 07 2010 09:35 Reason wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 09:13 ilj.psa wrote:
On June 07 2010 09:10 Reason wrote:
On June 07 2010 09:07 ilj.psa wrote:
On June 07 2010 09:03 Reason wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:56 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote:
On June 07 2010 08:34 Monst3r wrote:
How to read a thread and follow instructions correctly - Arb

how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb

:3


Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend!
Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does.

wow, rofl i feel dumb now

How to understand this thread - arb


Still getting it wrong by arb

why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa

~_~

You have failed here on so many levels.

Don't sign off on your posts, it's gay.

~Reason~

how to edit a post 3 times in 5 seconds - Reason


meh you win sir ;/

Ok since you actually seem to be trying to say something to me here (not in a good way) I'm just going to go through every failure on your part one by one before I go to sleep.

1.I was giving arb a final test by saying he was still getting it wrong because if he finally understands then he will realise this is a joke and I am actually saying that he finally understands, however if he doesn't understand he will think I am another person telling him he is getting it wrong and this will prove he doesn't understand. Thanks you have now ruined this.

2.The main premise of this thread is sarcasm/opposites as indicated by the thread title "Shortest books ever written..." you complete and utter nincompoop.

3.How to post without ever needing to edit by Reason should be the title of your book.

Goodnight sir ;/

lol lets just leave it like that
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
June 07 2010 03:25 GMT
#260
The Bisu Build by Klazart


On June 07 2010 11:37 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
It isn't about that. - Stimey

Less is more: Let's talk about age - Chibi


Grapes of Accomplishments - Testie

Me myself me and I. The autobiography. - Rekrul

It was funnier when I did it -Micronesia

The man inside me - Fakesteve

What goes Up - thedeadhaji


AHAHAHA


that one's proof that you don't need these to be the opposite to be funny
beep boop
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