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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 08:15:40
June 06 2010 08:15 GMT
#1
So pretty much my best friend is moving to Edmonton due to work, and leaves in less than 9 hours. Yesterday we threw him a little going away party.

So it was about 10:30pm at the time, and after we were all drunk we decided we could go for some Arbys. Hell, they are supposed to be open until midnight anyways.

Since none of us are able to drive and it's not too far of a walk we decide to get some exercise! Why not make it extra fun and add in some parkour? Normally it would take about an hour to walk, but we decide it would be faster and more fun to scale the 30 foot concrete wall behind Wal-Mart to take a shortcut.

We leave the house, stomp our way through the bushes and pricklies to get to the fence behind Wal-mart. Afterwards to have to make a couple short falls and scale some huge concrete blocks, but it wasn't too bad. Easy climb for most of us. The chicks with us beg to differ. Took about 3x longer to help them through it >.<

Walking through the Wal-mart parking lot, I pick up an oddly shaped piece of wood that looks like a Scimitar and me and my buddy decide to play some real life Road Rash and hop in a couple buggies to race eachother. Some lady slows down at the parking lot exit and rolls down her window. I'm rolling my eyes because here I'm pretty sure she's going to bitch us out and call the cops. Instead, in a sarcastic voice she says "I'm got your license plate!!!" and starts laughing and drives away. Sweet =]

We keep going and are just down the street from Arbys. The 'citizen patrol' guys pull up in their crappy truck and slow down, stare at us for a while, then keep going. I guess a couple 19 year olds have got to be up to no good 24/7 in their eyes anyway. A few moments later, they pull a U-turn and come back our way. As they come closer they slow down even more, roll down their window, stare at us some more, then keep going. Wtf?

Anyway, we keep going and are now at Arbys.

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I've waited so long. I want to feel your warmth...


Without knowing, my friend pulls on the exit door, says "fuck it's closed", and we all start to laugh at him because he couldn't even get the right door. We head over to he entrance and pull on the door. Fuck. It actually is closed. It is now 11:30pm. Apparently only the drive-thru is open until midnight. A brilliant idea comes to mind that I've always wanted to try.

Some of our friends give up and start heading down the street to Tim Horton's, but we head to the drive-thru to discuss our plan. I am the motor, my drunken friend who is moving to Alberta is driving. Our '78 VW Rabbit heads to the order board.

Please let this work.

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FFFUUU


Feeling defeated, most of us start the walk to Tim Horton's. We look back to see our friend poking his head in the opened back door of Arbys in to the kitchen.

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Herro, anybody home??


In a drunken ramble he tells them it's his last day with his friends in Kelowna and that we came on a long journey to get Arbys. The Mexican lady nods and tells us to come around front, where she will let us in. I'm surprised she didn't call the cops instead o.O

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YEEEEEEEE BABY!!!!!!!!!!


The lady at the counter asks why we didn't just go to Tim Horton's in the first place, and my friend responds by telling her we are actually hiding from the cops. Great... I think he had one to many beers. She plays along though and tells us we can hide in the bathroom! The staff there were awesome! ^.^ . Last out of my friends in line, I order some Mozza sticks, then suddenly the door opens behind us. I guess we should have locked the door behind us when we came in. Coincidentally, another group of our friends walks in, for the same Arbys craving. We chat it up a bit and get our food, but didn't stay too long because I think they were waiting for us to leave right away lol.

Some of our friends want coffee anyway, so we head over to Tim Horton's regardless.

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So worth it. om nom nom...


We're at Tim Horton's for about half an hour, then decide to head back, where we end up watching The World's Most Amazing Videos and Cheech and Chong. Good stuff.

Anyway, moral of the story is Never give up, never surrender!

****
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 06 2010 08:18 GMT
#2
Yeah my phone takes really shitty quality pictures, especially outside. The one inside Arbys wasn't too bad, but >.>
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
June 06 2010 08:19 GMT
#3
uhh..ok
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
June 06 2010 08:21 GMT
#4
lol drunk stories are fun to read

the bad pic quality is because of poor lighting btw
Official Entusman #21
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 08:23:49
June 06 2010 08:23 GMT
#5
FUCKING AWESOME, damn you for got to pull the, dine in arbys line though
Lightswarm
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada967 Posts
June 06 2010 08:27 GMT
#6
zomg, timmy's. nuff said
Team[AoV]
CCGaunt
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States417 Posts
June 06 2010 08:32 GMT
#7
Bwahaha
reminds me of my times when my best friend comes done
never gg!
Take me to Korea
LLXC
Profile Joined September 2009
United States125 Posts
June 06 2010 08:52 GMT
#8
Must be a safe neighborhood for the workers at Arby's to be so trusting of a bunch of drunk people.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 06 2010 09:11 GMT
#9
On June 06 2010 17:19 sob3k wrote:
uhh..ok

great post!

it's a blog dude, let up...
On June 06 2010 17:52 LLXC wrote:
Must be a safe neighborhood for the workers at Arby's to be so trusting of a bunch of drunk people.

Couple of my friends were sober, and we knew one of the guys working there. It's not a downtown location either, and it's right by the highway, so I don't think they were expecting us to pull a fast one.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
ProoM
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Lithuania1741 Posts
June 06 2010 11:20 GMT
#10
Nice blog =D, gave it a 5/5
IMBA - International Mountain Bicycling Association.
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
June 06 2010 12:01 GMT
#11
good stuff :D sounds like a fun night
beep boop
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
June 06 2010 12:19 GMT
#12
I've walked through the drive through on countless occasions, and I'm angry on your behalf that it didn't work out.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
June 06 2010 13:32 GMT
#13
Grobyc this is such an epic tale.
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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
June 06 2010 13:47 GMT
#14
I drooled reading this tale o_o
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Deleted User 55994
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
949 Posts
June 06 2010 14:36 GMT
#15
the mp3 is a 404 now i'll never know
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
June 06 2010 14:38 GMT
#16
I had a friend in high school who worked at an Arby's... I hear bad things... really BAD things... I've never tried anything from Arby's and after hearing some stories you couldn't pay me to.
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 06 2010 14:54 GMT
#17
Sweet that you guys finally got what you are craving, there is nothing like the satisfaction of food when you are drunk!
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
June 06 2010 14:55 GMT
#18
epic story, thanks for putting in the effort and brightening my day.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
June 06 2010 15:05 GMT
#19
great story, thanks!
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
June 06 2010 16:50 GMT
#20
wow sweet story!
Drunk stories are the best stories..usually when i get drunk and walk down town with my buds we get a ride home in a cops car, they usually just drop us off at one of our houses :D
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
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