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Jesus Christ, Hamsters are f**ked up creatures

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SoManyDeadLings
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada255 Posts
May 09 2010 09:37 GMT
#1
So I lived in a student house with 5 other housemates for 4 months for my work term. 2 of them were female Irish exchange students (going to McMaster), and when they left, they gave their hamsters to me as a "gift".

At first I was quite reluctant, as I'd have to clean the cage, feed them, etc etc. but the more I took care of them, the cuter and furrier they became so I have kept them as pets for a few weeks.

However, tonight I heard the hamster stirring around in the cage followed by a high-pitched squeal, and when I looked into it my Russian hamster had dug its teeth into the side of my Serbian hamster's neck.

I took the dead hamster out of the cage, and disposed of it down the garbage chute. When I came back, the Russian killer struck again killing the 5-week old young females leaving it all by itself.

Then I read up that hamsters are very territorial, and will kill each other over territory control. They also eat their babies if you disturb the nest during weening, and they eat their own shit several times over in order to properly absorb the nutrients they need.

Their teeth is 1/4 of their body length, did not feel good going through my thumb.

God, what fucking miniature devils.

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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 09 2010 09:41 GMT
#2
My friend had a pair of hamsters once. One of them ate the back of the other's skull out as it just sat there. It was absolutely gruesome. Needless to say, he got rid of both of them promptly.
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Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
May 09 2010 09:54 GMT
#3
holy shit hamsters are awesome.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
May 09 2010 10:09 GMT
#4
On May 09 2010 18:54 Zurles wrote:
holy shit hamsters are awesome.


lol typical internet reaction.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
May 09 2010 10:09 GMT
#5
On May 09 2010 18:41 BroOd wrote:
My friend had a pair of hamsters once. One of them ate the back of the other's skull out as it just sat there. It was absolutely gruesome. Needless to say, he got rid of both of them promptly.


That... is disgusting.

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FreshNoThyme
Profile Joined March 2008
United States356 Posts
May 09 2010 10:25 GMT
#6
I grew up in an apartment complex that did not allow any non-caged animals. I always had hamsters. I probably owned over 20 during my childhood.

Memories:

I had two hamsters that lived in a massive cage playhouse thing (one with all of the loops, wheels, toys, etc.). I went to check on them when I woke up one morning, and one had eaten the other one to death. He ate the majority of his back, so his spine was exposed. Needless to say, hamster #2 was dead. I kept the first hamster for quite some time, and had no problems.

Another one of my hamsters had cancer of some sort. He ended up with a growth on his side that ended up bulging to be as large as the hamster itself. We had it put to sleep.

I bought another hamster, this one from a pet store (usually, we just had them given to us or some such). We brought him home in a plastic box thing, which the pet store put small animals in for transportation. I could see him inside, and he seemed really docile. We get home, I open the box, and the moment I pop the end off, he screeches and attaches himself to my finger. I flail my arm around like an idiot, looking like something out of a shitty anime, all while freaking the fuck out. Now, I was something like 12 years old at the time, so it was not like I was a toddler, or the age you would expect to have such a reaction. I am swinging my arms around, screaming, and he will not let go of my finger. Finally, I go put my hand back over the table to try to pry him off, and right before I get my arm over the ledge, he lets go and falls to the ground. He just sits there, giving me the most hard ass hamster stare of all time. He didn't move, just stared at me, like he was daring me to fucking stomp him. I didn't. I put him in a cage, and he lived for a long time, never biting me again. The end.
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2593 Posts
May 09 2010 10:28 GMT
#7
less hamster bashing, more cute pictures of hamsters plz. : S
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
May 09 2010 10:35 GMT
#8
my hamster (several years back when i was a kid) squirmed a lot but i didn't know what was wrong, until the day it died. we were about to bury it when worms started coming out of its ass, like wtf?

later on, we realised it was because my mom placed it near the potted plants and somehow the worms from the plants got to it.

poor thing.

but boy did it fucking smell
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AMaidensWrath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Belgium206 Posts
May 09 2010 10:35 GMT
#9
Animals I want to have as a pet:
•Dogs
•Cows
•Macaque
•Hamsters
•Sharks
TealLurker
Profile Joined June 2008
United States791 Posts
May 09 2010 10:52 GMT
#10
I'll never look at Hamtaro the same way again...
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9566 Posts
May 09 2010 10:55 GMT
#11
On May 09 2010 19:35 AMaidensWrath wrote:
Animals I want to have as a pet:
•Dogs
•Cows
•Macaque
•Hamsters
•Sharks


Why the hell would you want a cow a monkey and a carnivorous fish?

I never had a hamster, and I'm very happy that I never did. I had 2 turtles though, and now a dog.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
May 09 2010 10:56 GMT
#12
On May 09 2010 19:35 AMaidensWrath wrote:
Animals I want to have as a pet:
•Dogs
•Cows
•Macaque
•Hamsters
•Sharks

that's a baller pet list now
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deth
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia1757 Posts
May 09 2010 10:58 GMT
#13
pretty sure they have been banned in australia. I remember seeing a couple of hamsters killing each other in a cage when I was 9, they are abominations.
Manbear
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada306 Posts
May 09 2010 11:03 GMT
#14
On May 09 2010 19:35 AMaidensWrath wrote:
Animals I want to have as a pet:
•Dogs
•Cows
•Macaque
•Hamsters
•Sharks


Idono if it was me Mine would look more like

Animals I want to have as a pet:Animals I MUSThave as a pet:
•Dogs
•Cows
•Macaque
•Hamsters
•Sharks

Just because of how awesome it turns out Hamsters are.

Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-09 11:06:15
May 09 2010 11:05 GMT
#15
I know a young girl with hamster enamoured,
It rolled round her home in a transparent ball,
It roamed the house, access uncensored,
'til late one 'eve, it crawled 'twixt the walls

It's shuffling gait she'd hear when off went the lighting,
As round her house he'd make his grim way,
'til months had gone by since his last sighting,
Then came the reek, and a sense of dismay

Yet ne'er did he crunch though a cage-mate's skull,
Nor eat his own young, territorially,
Instead he'd just sit, with eyes fixed and dull,
Just chewed his own dung, conspiratorially

Yet I think I'll never own a hamster,
Having exhumed one from wall plaster...
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
May 09 2010 11:09 GMT
#16
Gerbils are far better than hamsters in every way, had 2 when I was younger and as far as small caged animals go they are awesome, rats too.
Adonai bless
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
May 09 2010 11:21 GMT
#17
Hamster are fucking shit animals.....there is no such thing as a non-asshole non-biting hamster.

Fuck them

Get a cat or a dog.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13069 Posts
May 09 2010 11:36 GMT
#18
Cats are the best !!

You just have to feed em and you are good to go. They clean themselfs and dont shit or piss in your house
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Wings
Profile Joined January 2010
United States999 Posts
May 09 2010 12:31 GMT
#19
On May 09 2010 20:36 SkelA wrote:
Cats are the best !!

You just have to feed em and you are good to go. They clean themselfs and dont shit or piss in your house

I once owned a cat. Wait, no, my bad... I was once owned by a cat. And I can tell you there is no such thing as a "pet" cat... YOU are the pet.
The probability of Kim Carrier getting all those predictions wrong is similar to the probability Flash loses a TvT. Kim Carrier MUST BE a genius. His only big mistake... STORK.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
May 09 2010 12:51 GMT
#20
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