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Jesus Christ, Hamsters are f**ked up creatures - Page 2

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KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
May 09 2010 12:58 GMT
#21
That's nasty, i'll never get a hamster now.

Probably a cat though >
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
May 09 2010 13:01 GMT
#22
Yeah, you're not supposed to keep more than one in the same cage...lol.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
May 09 2010 13:45 GMT
#23
On May 09 2010 22:01 jello_biafra wrote:
Yeah, you're not supposed to keep more than one in the same cage...lol.

but i see like 8 squashed together in a cage in pet shops wtf lol
POGGERS
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
May 09 2010 13:56 GMT
#24
On May 09 2010 22:45 konadora wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2010 22:01 jello_biafra wrote:
Yeah, you're not supposed to keep more than one in the same cage...lol.

but i see like 8 squashed together in a cage in pet shops wtf lol

Yeah when they're very young you can do it, but once they're older than like 6 weeks or something you have to split them up.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
May 09 2010 14:17 GMT
#25
On May 09 2010 22:56 jello_biafra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2010 22:45 konadora wrote:
On May 09 2010 22:01 jello_biafra wrote:
Yeah, you're not supposed to keep more than one in the same cage...lol.

but i see like 8 squashed together in a cage in pet shops wtf lol

Yeah when they're very young you can do it, but once they're older than like 6 weeks or something you have to split them up.

Does that mean,

Pet Store Employee: (picks up the hamster) oh you naughty boy, you did not act cute enough for anybody to buy you within 6 weeks of your birth. You know what that means~ <3 It's time for such unprofitable hamster for you to retire before you start doing further damage.... PERMANENTLY! (evil laugh).
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
May 09 2010 15:15 GMT
#26
I had a hamster when I was a kid. It was cute and awesome.
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tarpman
Profile Joined February 2009
Canada723 Posts
May 09 2010 16:25 GMT
#27
Hamsters are devilish critters. I'd never want to own one. Rats, on the other hand, are unbelievably cute and cuddly and would never bite each other. Everyone should have pet rats.
Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
May 09 2010 16:32 GMT
#28
On May 09 2010 19:35 AMaidensWrath wrote:
Animals I want to have as a pet:
•Dogs
•Cows
•Macaque
•Hamsters
•Sharks

Why would you ever want a cow? Have you ever been to farm with cows? Their shit reeks beyond understanding.
Kingfisher
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada144 Posts
May 09 2010 17:58 GMT
#29
I remember when 5 of my hamsters ganged up on one and ate it.
I also remember when one of my hamster had a humongous tumour on it's belly...

I'm never getting hamsters ever again.
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
May 09 2010 18:20 GMT
#30
Hamsters are absolutely disgusting, I don't know why anyone would want to own those stinky little shits. Even a rat is smarter than a hamster.
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YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-09 18:28:47
May 09 2010 18:28 GMT
#31
Gerbils and rats are much better than hamsters. Gerbils especially, because they are small (like hamsters), are really fun and cuddly and are a lot more social, meaning that they will become friends with other gerbils that you put in the cage.
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
May 09 2010 20:57 GMT
#32
So, what would happen if you put a cat and a hamster in a cage together? Will they fight to the death?
Logic is Overrated
BrTarolg
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom3574 Posts
May 09 2010 21:31 GMT
#33
I loved my hamster

You just have to put some effort into socialising with it and looking after it

I used to watch TV with it in my lap every day when i came home from school and id let it run around the floor and stuff
Papvin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark610 Posts
May 09 2010 21:42 GMT
#34
http://www.youtube.com/user/parrygripp?blend=2&ob=4#p/u/23/ci50hoRu_TU
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Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
May 09 2010 21:48 GMT
#35
For those bent on owning a rodent as a pet, guinea pigs > gerbils > rats > hamsters.
Caos2
Profile Joined November 2008
United States1728 Posts
May 09 2010 22:02 GMT
#36
On May 09 2010 22:01 jello_biafra wrote:
Yeah, you're not supposed to keep more than one in the same cage...lol.

Yeap, the vocalist of Dead Kennedys is right, not keeping more than one in a cage at once.

On May 10 2010 06:48 Draconizard wrote:
For those bent on owning a rodent as a pet, guinea pigs > gerbils > rats > hamsters.

Let's illustrate that quote
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BTW, some rabbits make great pets and are really, REALLY cute:
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Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-09 22:30:56
May 09 2010 22:28 GMT
#37
On May 09 2010 19:35 konadora wrote:
my hamster (several years back when i was a kid) squirmed a lot but i didn't know what was wrong, until the day it died. we were about to bury it when worms started coming out of its ass, like wtf?

later on, we realised it was because my mom placed it near the potted plants and somehow the worms from the plants got to it.

poor thing.

but boy did it fucking smell

That is quite funny but extremly disgusting.


Ferret/polecat > all

My friend had one for a pet called Fudgie.. it was really cool and affectionate... would come to greet you.. would play fight and gently bite your finger.. would lick your finger sometimes..
the best thing was that it used to crawl down my sleeve and sleep in the elbow of my mouse arm and I would game for hours rocking it to sleep arm got tired after a while though lol but yeah it was cute/awesome pet.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Man with a Plan
Profile Joined January 2012
United States401 Posts
April 18 2012 02:05 GMT
#38
On May 09 2010 20:05 Sonnet wrote:
I know a young girl with hamster enamoured,
It rolled round her home in a transparent ball,
It roamed the house, access uncensored,
'til late one 'eve, it crawled 'twixt the walls

It's shuffling gait she'd hear when off went the lighting,
As round her house he'd make his grim way,
'til months had gone by since his last sighting,
Then came the reek, and a sense of dismay

Yet ne'er did he crunch though a cage-mate's skull,
Nor eat his own young, territorially,
Instead he'd just sit, with eyes fixed and dull,
Just chewed his own dung, conspiratorially

Yet I think I'll never own a hamster,
Having exhumed one from wall plaster...

Hahaha. This is pure genius!
Yo!
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
April 18 2012 03:49 GMT
#39
dude, i had hamsters. they wouldnt stop making babies, like THEY WOULDNT. then the dad rather eat his own babies than the food i gave him.
i was so sad ;(
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
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