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bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 17:22:11
February 09 2010 17:03 GMT
#1
i'll periodically post new sandwiches

Whopper Junior
Ingredients:
Sesame seed bun
ground beef
tomatoes
onions
mayo
ketchup
pickles
lettuce

steps:
1.first put meat patty onto bottom bun, and then put that into the microwave for 5 seconds. NOTE: flame broil the meat first.
2.while it's in the micro wave start the top bun by putting condiments on in this order: mayo, lettuce, tomato (1 for small burger, 2 for large).
3. once the bottom is done put condiments on in this order: ketchup, onions, pickles(2 for small burger, 4 for large).
4. put two halves together and enjoy

this is the exact way to do it at BK.


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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 09 2010 17:06 GMT
#2
Microwaved burgers.
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
February 09 2010 17:06 GMT
#3
ok?
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L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
February 09 2010 17:07 GMT
#4
On February 10 2010 02:06 koreasilver wrote:
Microwaved burgers.

Microwaving can be used to make very good burgers if you use it on thicker burgers to cook the insides after searing the outside.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
February 09 2010 17:08 GMT
#5
seriously? 5 seconds, seriously?

Seriously?!
bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 17:10:45
February 09 2010 17:09 GMT
#6
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
February 09 2010 17:12 GMT
#7
If you're going to take the time to make something yourself, why would you ever degrade the experience by doing it like a crappy fast food restaurant?

I mean, I guess it's a joke since the patty is going to be raw if you don't cook it longer, but I don't understand why it's funny. Unless you're using precooked meat, which is even weirder. Or do you cook it and then put it on the bun, then microwave them together for reasons that are difficult to understand?

It's like some kind of incredibly inconvenient, disgusting hamburger.
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Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
February 09 2010 17:13 GMT
#8
How to make BK burgers:

step one: Get a bun
step two: Shit in said bun
step three: add ketchup/salad if wanted

Seriously tho I hate BK burgers why would you wanna make it?
mrmin123 *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Korea (South)2971 Posts
February 09 2010 17:17 GMT
#9
At the local BK they have their microwave set up so it's facing the customers/dining area. After I ordered I stood there and watched them throw the patties into the microwave for a few seconds, take it out, construct the rest of the sandwhich, wrap it up, and put it on my tray.

I knew that BK always microwaved their burgers, but they were so up front about it at that particular store that it made the burger taste worse. At least hide your microwave, dammit
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 09 2010 17:18 GMT
#10
On February 10 2010 02:07 L wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2010 02:06 koreasilver wrote:
Microwaved burgers.

Microwaving can be used to make very good burgers if you use it on thicker burgers to cook the insides after searing the outside.

I like medium rare to medium-ish burgers. I dunno, the idea of having a nice burger and then tossing it in the microwave sounds sacrilegious to me. Downright demonic evil.

Evil.
Ryshi
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada361 Posts
February 09 2010 17:19 GMT
#11
I worked in bk a few years ago in canada, here are some additional info:

If the burger is freshly grilled, microwave is not necessary. Only microwave if the patty has sat in those warm containers for a while. Both top and bottom buns go through a one-way toaster.

Regular whopper is 8 seconds, junior whopper/hamburger/cheeseburger is 5 secs.
Double stacker is 8 secs, triple is 11, quad is 14 (I don't actually remember the exact numbers, because there was a button to press for the auto-time).

Hamburger, cheeseburger, junior whopper, king supreme all use same patty and bun.

For regular whopper:
2 tomatoes, 3 onion (rings) and 4 pickels in training video. +2 slice of cheddar cheese if cheesewhopper.
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bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
February 09 2010 17:20 GMT
#12
@Chef sorry, i edited my post say yes you must flame broil, or at least cook meat first. microwaving it ensures not only more taste and a warm burger, but the satisfaction of eating greasy bread. i can pound out 10 of these puppies in a couple minutes. . i'm not sure what is inconvenient or disgusting. .

@Johnranger-123 i know a lot of people don't like fast food, but some people do; i think like 80% of people who say they don't like it are lying.

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bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
February 09 2010 17:21 GMT
#13
@Ryshi thanks dude, respect. i'm going to add the amount of each to the original post since you reminded me.
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HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
February 09 2010 17:23 GMT
#14
On February 10 2010 02:09 bongjwa wrote:
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die

I once made my own sandwich when I was 10 and microwaved it with mayo inside it. I survived but never ate mayonnaise again.
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Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
February 09 2010 17:24 GMT
#15
On February 10 2010 02:20 bongjwa wrote:

@Johnranger-123 i know a lot of people don't like fast food, but some people do; i think like 80% of people who say they don't like it are lying.


Just so you know there is a quote button.
And I'm not saying I don't like fast food, I love KFC, which is prob one of the most greasiest places in the world.
I just hate burger king in all honesty
Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
February 09 2010 17:28 GMT
#16
Where are you located? In northeast region, Stuff goes on in this order:

Mayo
Lettuce
Tomato
Pickles
Ketchup
Onions

At least that's how it was done from 1997-2004 when I worked there.
This was back before the meat was kept in the "duke" pans, which keeps them good for 60 minutes. We ran burgers through the broiler, put them on the bun, and kept the burger and bun in a steaming unit, for up to 10 minutes.

I would be manager at BK now if I didn't have an interest in computer science. It was a fun place to work.
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bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
February 09 2010 17:29 GMT
#17
On February 10 2010 02:24 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2010 02:20 bongjwa wrote:

@Johnranger-123 i know a lot of people don't like fast food, but some people do; i think like 80% of people who say they don't like it are lying.


Just so you know there is a quote button.
And I'm not saying I don't like fast food, I love KFC, which is prob one of the most greasiest places in the world.
I just hate burger king in all honesty


well i'm doing the infamous angry whopper next so hopefully that'll shake some negativity off
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sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
February 09 2010 17:30 GMT
#18
I simply don't understand. It doesn't compute. I've eaten at a 5 star restaurant where the bill was more than 100 pph excluding drinks and I still prefer a bacon dbl cheeseburger to the top quality steak I had there. For me, BK is possibly the greatest food experience a human can have, except for giant tortoise.
bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
February 09 2010 17:31 GMT
#19
On February 10 2010 02:28 Neo27 wrote:
Where are you located? In northeast region, Stuff goes on in this order:

Mayo
Lettuce
Tomato
Pickles
Ketchup
Onions

At least that's how it was done from 1997-2004 when I worked there.
This was back before the meat was kept in the "duke" pans, which keeps them good for 60 minutes. We ran burgers through the broiler, put them on the bun, and kept the burger and bun in a steaming unit, for up to 10 minutes.

I would be manager at BK now if I didn't have an interest in computer science. It was a fun place to work.


im located in western PA and i'm pretty sure we did it this way . . it's been a while however. it's possible you could be right
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Gretorp
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States586 Posts
February 09 2010 17:34 GMT
#20
I want to know the mcdonald's big mac sauce repcipe :-D
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Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
February 09 2010 17:45 GMT
#21
On February 10 2010 02:34 Gretorp wrote:
I want to know the mcdonald's big mac sauce repcipe :-D

Its a combination of mayo, ketchup and BBQ sauce.
I think
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
February 09 2010 17:45 GMT
#22
Thousand island salad dressing.
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Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
February 09 2010 17:48 GMT
#23
BK food is awesome. After high school (AKA after I stopped playing sports) I still worked there, and ate a Double Whopper and a milkshake, every day I worked, for about 4 years. I gained 60 pounds. But it tastes so good.
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hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
February 09 2010 17:51 GMT
#24
On February 10 2010 02:13 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Seriously tho I hate BK burgers why would you wanna make it?

guys, johnranger-123 hates BK burgers so why would we wanna make it?
PangO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Chile1870 Posts
February 09 2010 17:52 GMT
#25
if this is how you make burguer king sandwiches, imagine macdonald ones.
Just take your time to make a good meal.
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sassy
Profile Joined December 2009
240 Posts
February 09 2010 18:14 GMT
#26
still waiting for the blog titled "how to prevent your food from tasting like burger king"
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
February 09 2010 18:27 GMT
#27
typical burger
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
February 09 2010 18:51 GMT
#28
Doesn't the recipe for the patty matter more than the other stuff... I mean those are just toppings. Although I suppose microwaving it was different
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 09 2010 19:01 GMT
#29
On February 10 2010 02:12 Chef wrote:
If you're going to take the time to make something yourself, why would you ever degrade the experience by doing it like a crappy fast food restaurant?

I mean, I guess it's a joke since the patty is going to be raw if you don't cook it longer, but I don't understand why it's funny. Unless you're using precooked meat, which is even weirder. Or do you cook it and then put it on the bun, then microwave them together for reasons that are difficult to understand?

It's like some kind of incredibly inconvenient, disgusting hamburger.

Coming from a Chef; trust him.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
February 09 2010 19:05 GMT
#30
I have to admit, I really do like your name.
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meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
February 09 2010 19:56 GMT
#31
your name implies that you r a stoner.. and yet u still don't realize that its all about the ingredients?? BK doesn't go to zehrs to get tomatos and President's choice burgs bro. i worked at wendy's for 6 shifts...
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Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
February 09 2010 20:02 GMT
#32
I think this is a joke.
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
February 09 2010 20:03 GMT
#33
On February 10 2010 02:51 hifriend wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2010 02:13 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Seriously tho I hate BK burgers why would you wanna make it?

guys, johnranger-123 hates BK burgers so why would we wanna make it?

O wow I didnt know you liked me that much :O
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Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Samoa462 Posts
February 09 2010 20:11 GMT
#34
If you want your burgers to taste like chain burgers, you have to wash them in ammonia first and then add artificial flavor and color to the resulting gray slush, that's how you get the authentic american burger taste.

Oh wait, the company you bought your beef from probably already did all that already, never mind.
Guss
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Sweden712 Posts
February 09 2010 20:18 GMT
#35
Nothing burger king has beats the Big Tasty at McDonalds
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Gretorp
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States586 Posts
February 09 2010 20:39 GMT
#36
On February 10 2010 05:18 Guss wrote:
Nothing burger king has beats the Big Tasty at McDonalds

TRUTH!!! the big mac is up there too, but the big n tasty is SO DELICIOUS
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Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 20:54:19
February 09 2010 20:47 GMT
#37
I'm a huge burger fan I like them with lots of sause and cheese so can't make them to often :/

If you are going for homemade you gotta make the meat and bread yourself if you can spare the time tastes much better - especially important to make the bread. I know everything worth to know about mcd burgers since I worked there for a year and the only burger I ever buy is Big Mac (note that mcd uses slightly different ways to make burgers in different countries, If I remember correctly US has a style not used in Europe)

Mcd makes a burger from scratch very well timed so that it's hot and really fresh. Then it's put in this "oven" that's about 80°C (visible for all customers). I prefer mine after they have been in the oven for about 5 minutes but anything from fresh to 10 minutes is OK. After 10 minutes they throw the burger away.

sometimes the kitchen has to little staff to make burgers just in time so instead they make a lot all the time whiteout wasting any and eventually a guest will get a disgusting burger. That's why i'm always quite sneaky when I order.

I don't like the food at BK at all
haley
Profile Joined February 2009
64 Posts
February 09 2010 21:00 GMT
#38
On February 10 2010 02:09 bongjwa wrote:
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die

Can you elaborate more on this? I've never heard of this so I did some Google searches. There are a lot of people saying that you get food poisoning from this (but not saying how) and then there are a few people saying that it's a myth.

I'm having a lot of trouble finding a scientific article on this.
Undisputed-
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 21:07:16
February 09 2010 21:06 GMT
#39
Haven't had BK or McD's in about 4 years, I think I liked them pretty equally though.
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Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
February 09 2010 21:17 GMT
#40
On February 10 2010 06:00 haley wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2010 02:09 bongjwa wrote:
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die

Can you elaborate more on this? I've never heard of this so I did some Google searches. There are a lot of people saying that you get food poisoning from this (but not saying how) and then there are a few people saying that it's a myth.

I'm having a lot of trouble finding a scientific article on this.

apparently after you microwave it it becomes extremely easy for bacteria to build up and thus causing the food poisoning
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HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
February 09 2010 21:51 GMT
#41
On February 10 2010 06:00 haley wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2010 02:09 bongjwa wrote:
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die

Can you elaborate more on this? I've never heard of this so I did some Google searches. There are a lot of people saying that you get food poisoning from this (but not saying how) and then there are a few people saying that it's a myth.

I'm having a lot of trouble finding a scientific article on this.

I've microwaved Mayo for about 1 minute and I was fine. Maybe I was just lucky.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 22:37:40
February 09 2010 22:31 GMT
#42
The main thing that pisses me off about fast food places is that the lettuce (and tomatoes) is 8 times out of 10 really bad. It's either unripe, way too much, way too little, or just old.

It's especially bad at Jack N The Box and Carl's Jr. They almost always give this white/yellowish spine of lettuce that can't even stay on the burger because it's all hard and tastes like shit.
JntB has the nastiest yellow mayonaise (tastes more like that salad dressing miracle whip shit) as well.

I usually take out the bad lettuce and use it to wipe off the ungodly amount of mayo off the burger.

If you ask for light mayo they put like none, so you gotta make it yourself.

BoT, out of all the popular fast food burger places I'd put BK near the top though.

(i've never eaten at Sonic, I'm sure that would be near the top. And I don't think White Castle is in Cali)

Wendy's
In N out
Burger King
Carl's Jr. (Hardees)
Jack In The Box
Dairy Queen
McDonalds

can't recall A&W burgers
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bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 22:55:58
February 09 2010 22:54 GMT
#43
On February 10 2010 06:00 haley wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2010 02:09 bongjwa wrote:
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die

Can you elaborate more on this? I've never heard of this so I did some Google searches. There are a lot of people saying that you get food poisoning from this (but not saying how) and then there are a few people saying that it's a myth.

I'm having a lot of trouble finding a scientific article on this.


well, if you microwave mayo bacteria builds up in it very quickly, much quicker than normal, so you have to be sure to eat it fast if you do it. . the alternative is very horrible food poisoning; possibly spending your last moments puking in a hospital. if you want to PM me i'll theory craft with you more on this topic, though.

On February 10 2010 07:31 CharlieMurphy wrote:
The main thing that pisses me off about fast food places is that the lettuce (and tomatoes) is 8 times out of 10 really bad. It's either unripe, way too much, way too little, or just old.

It's especially bad at Jack N The Box and Carl's Jr. They almost always give this white/yellowish spine of lettuce that can't even stay on the burger because it's all hard and tastes like shit.
JntB has the nastiest yellow mayonaise (tastes more like that salad dressing miracle whip shit) as well.

I usually take out the bad lettuce and use it to wipe off the ungodly amount of mayo off the burger.

If you ask for light mayo they put like none, so you gotta make it yourself.

BoT, out of all the popular fast food burger places I'd put BK near the top though.

(i've never eaten at Sonic, I'm sure that would be near the top. And I don't think White Castle is in Cali)

Wendy's
In N out
Burger King
Carl's Jr. (Hardees)
Jack In The Box
Dairy Queen
McDonalds

can't recall A&W burgers


well, at BK i can tell you that every morning i chopped up fresh tomatos and made sure i threw out the bad ones. so we try.


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lepape
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada557 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 23:01:48
February 09 2010 23:00 GMT
#44
On February 10 2010 02:09 bongjwa wrote:
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die


That's just a myth,dude. Basically, mayo is eggs and oil, both can be heated.

It's just gonna taste like shit, that's it. But yeah, I guess you're right, bacterias might build up faster that way also.
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
February 10 2010 00:19 GMT
#45
On February 10 2010 08:00 lepape wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2010 02:09 bongjwa wrote:
yes only 5 seconds, also be sure to not microwave the mayo as you can potentially die


That's just a myth,dude. Basically, mayo is eggs and oil, both can be heated.

It's just gonna taste like shit, that's it. But yeah, I guess you're right, bacterias might build up faster that way also.


I call shenanigans. I see no reason why microwaved mayonnaise is any more dangerous than warm mayonnaise. If anything, it should be safer.

The 3 second rule is probably way more dangerous bacteriawise.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-10 01:45:38
February 10 2010 01:42 GMT
#46
WAIT DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT MICROWAVED MAYONAISE CAN KILL YOU?

it's just one of those stupid jokes that people say because microwaved mayo tastes like shit and it turns all clear and hard and nasty (it'll kill you metaphorically speaking).

Kinda along the same lines as putting a penny in your mouth to stop a breathalyzer (shit doesn't work at all, it's just a cruel joke on the drunk).

Or even that humans swallow X amount of bugs/spiders/flies while they sleep.
Perpetuated bullshit.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
haley
Profile Joined February 2009
64 Posts
February 10 2010 01:53 GMT
#47
On February 10 2010 10:42 CharlieMurphy wrote:
WAIT DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT MICROWAVED MAYONAISE CAN KILL YOU?

it's just one of those stupid jokes that people say because microwaved mayo tastes like shit and it turns all clear and hard and nasty (it'll kill you metaphorically speaking).

Kinda along the same lines as putting a penny in your mouth to stop a breathalyzer (shit doesn't work at all, it's just a cruel joke on the drunk).

Or even that humans swallow X amount of bugs/spiders/flies while they sleep.
Perpetuated bullshit.


That's what I was thinking when I was doing the Google searches. But I rarely eat mayonnaise and I've never microwaved it, so I don't know what it looks like or tastes like -- but a few people mentioned it gets gross and I figured maybe that's where the myth was born from.

Searches came up with people saying that microwaving it is akin to leaving a sandwich with mayonnaise out in the sun for a few hours -- which doesn't make sense to me and confused me.
Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
February 10 2010 02:08 GMT
#48
It's a well-known enough myth that they actually teach you at BK not to do it. They don't say why.
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bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
February 10 2010 02:30 GMT
#49
if you're that confident about it, microwave some mayo on a burger for a minute and eat it. make sure to get a good amount on there.

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igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
February 10 2010 02:33 GMT
#50
I've microwaved mayo on a ham and cheese sandwich. Thought it had like a thousand island flavor. I might have toasted it.
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
February 10 2010 02:34 GMT
#51
Interesting...keep posting these I like them.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
February 10 2010 03:36 GMT
#52
On February 10 2010 11:08 Neo27 wrote:
It's a well-known enough myth that they actually teach you at BK not to do it. They don't say why.

Have you ever heard of the idea of hot food and cold condiments? It just tastes better. That's why they do it. (Also microwaving mayonnaise ruins it very quickly, if not right out. It doesn't cause food poisoning.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 11 2010 07:23 GMT
#53
On February 10 2010 12:36 ghermination wrote:
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On February 10 2010 11:08 Neo27 wrote:
It's a well-known enough myth that they actually teach you at BK not to do it. They don't say why.

Have you ever heard of the idea of hot food and cold condiments? It just tastes better. That's why they do it. (Also microwaving mayonnaise ruins it very quickly, if not right out. It doesn't cause food poisoning.


yea and also it is possible that the molecules in the mayo super heat way faster than the rest of the food. I dunno
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K_ Takahashi
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States203 Posts
February 11 2010 07:35 GMT
#54
ex-BK worker here. The only thing I cannot find to emulate was the sauce used to make the delicious spicy wraps (I was not employed there at that time, thankfully). I have been told it is a type of southwest sauce but all my attempts failed at finding that specific taste.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 11 2010 09:54 GMT
#55
cool beans. will try
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 11 2010 10:23 GMT
#56
this is actually an awesome bloghaha

I fucking love burgers.
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Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
February 11 2010 11:16 GMT
#57
On February 10 2010 02:13 Johnranger-123 wrote:
Seriously tho I hate BK burgers why would you wanna make it?

They taste better than other big fast food restaurants like McDonalds and KFC though. Just don't eat too often.

Also, Carls Jr is fucking awesome.
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Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-11 12:31:14
February 11 2010 12:25 GMT
#58
Man, everyone I knew who had been to In N Out or lived in Cali had built it up to be this monument to fast food done right. I went there twice and unless I just got really unlucky then it is a barely improved McDonalds. Fast food gets old quick but I'd put them in categories.


"Good" Fast Food
       Five Guys
       Chick-Fil-A
       Sonic (This can vary wildly like anything I guess)
       Culvers (burger can be hit or miss)


"Run of the Mill" Fast Food
       Burger King
       Wendys
       Carls Jr
       Whataburger

TERRIBLE Fast Food(redundant ;P)
       McDonalds
       In N Out
       Jack in the Box
       Dairy Queen


Thanks for the idea, maybe I'll try it someday ;O!
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