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Ludrik
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia523 Posts
January 28 2010 03:54 GMT
#1
I doze into consciousness. Looking around at my unfamiliar surroundings I look for something known. The only thing I percieve is the all-too familiar pain in my stomach accompanied by a groggy headache. Signs of a night that existed to other people but never in my memory.

I feel a warmth beside me. Looking at this girl I begin to ask questions of myself. What did we do? Where did we meet? What's her name? The last question would trouble me the rest of the morning.

Suddenly she moves, her eyes staring into mine. She says a few pleasantries. Her voice is sweet and full of life. When we get up she offers me breakfast. I accept. As we sit there eating and talking it dawns on me that I really like this girl. She's funny, easy to talk to and cute.

We have such a good time that she offers to drive me home. Walking out of her front door I recognise my surroundings. This is an area I know well. Occasionally I will walk past her house on my daily stroll, maybe next time I will have a place to stop along the way.

Arriving at my house her name still alludes me. She talks excitedly of meeting again. She puts her number in my phone and there it is, her name. Walking inside I tell my housemate of a night I couldn't remember and a girl I do. I hope to see her again. Her name was Kate.

----------

In other news I'm glad this thread (Australia bans small breasted pornography) was closed. So much misinformation was being spread by people that have no idea what they're on about. It is only relevent to print media (ie. magazines) and has nothing to do with internet filtering or videos. I know people who work at the OFLCA and the attorney-generals department, I'm fairly certain if they saw some of the coments in that thread they would just cring. Some people on the internet are just complete tools.

Peace out everyone.

***
Only a fool would die laughing. I was a fool.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
January 28 2010 04:06 GMT
#2
Thank god they can still keep their jobs
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
meaculpa
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States119 Posts
January 28 2010 04:08 GMT
#3
Get checked for STDs.
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 28 2010 04:29 GMT
#4
Wow, hope everything goes well!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 28 2010 04:33 GMT
#5
lol

whether this is real or not, nicely written

hope there's a part 2
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
January 28 2010 04:37 GMT
#6
In regards to the closed thread, I'm glad it was closed. As I should have expected, it just turned into a shitstorm of horrible proportions. Regardless of the amount of misinformation, I just posted something that I thought was interesting, with links to articles on the matter. A good topic of conversation, yes, but it was derailed so hard...
Ludrik
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia523 Posts
January 28 2010 04:47 GMT
#7
It's based on a true story but it's not entirely factual. I modified it a bit to make it more interesting and just to work on my writing. The girl exists and we're gonna catch up over the weekend.


On January 28 2010 13:37 tirentu wrote:
A good topic of conversation, yes, but it was derailed so hard...

That sums up about 30% of the topics in general section imo. It's not peoples fault they say derailing stuff. Mostly they just don't know all the facts.
Only a fool would die laughing. I was a fool.
TheSituation
Profile Joined January 2010
United States32 Posts
January 28 2010 04:49 GMT
#8
I can't remember the last time I fucked a girl and didn't remember that shit.

Usually they ask for more so many times I get past the not remembering part.

Sometimes it is tough to hit n quit with a body like mine.

Nice story bro. not bad for an amateur.
What do you say to a guy who looks like rambo with his shirt off?
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 28 2010 04:52 GMT
#9
On January 28 2010 13:49 TheSituation wrote:
I can't remember the last time I fucked a girl and didn't remember that shit.

Usually they ask for more so many times I get past the not remembering part.

Sometimes it is tough to hit n quit with a body like mine.

Nice story bro. not bad for an amateur.

HAHA

A+, you are great
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
January 28 2010 05:03 GMT
#10
On January 28 2010 13:49 TheSituation wrote:
I can't remember the last time I fucked a girl and didn't remember that shit.

Usually they ask for more so many times I get past the not remembering part.

Sometimes it is tough to hit n quit with a body like mine.

Nice story bro. not bad for an amateur.


You, sir, are a professional.
TheSituation
Profile Joined January 2010
United States32 Posts
January 28 2010 05:04 GMT
#11
?

You guys aren't trying to be wise guys are you? I'm dead serious bout that shit. Ask any of my boys.
What do you say to a guy who looks like rambo with his shirt off?
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
January 28 2010 05:38 GMT
#12
man you should of just left it as it was. You messed it up by posting again
Legends never gg
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-28 05:44:30
January 28 2010 05:43 GMT
#13
On January 28 2010 14:04 TheSituation wrote:
?

You guys aren't trying to be wise guys are you? I'm dead serious bout that shit. Ask any of my boys.


Chill

Shutup.


Edit: Seriously though, well played.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL EPIC FAIL IF THIS ISNT CHILL LOLOLOLOLOL
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Ludrik
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia523 Posts
January 28 2010 06:50 GMT
#14
On January 28 2010 14:38 David Mudkips wrote:
man you should of just left it as it was. You messed it up by posting again

Cheer up buddy, it really doesn't matter at all if I "messed it up".

We should all aspire to TheSituation's greatness. Few reach that level of excellence. I salute you sir.
Only a fool would die laughing. I was a fool.
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
January 28 2010 07:10 GMT
#15
cute story. and LOL @ mike, AKA THESITUATION.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
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