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I doze into consciousness. Looking around at my unfamiliar surroundings I look for something known. The only thing I percieve is the all-too familiar pain in my stomach accompanied by a groggy headache. Signs of a night that existed to other people but never in my memory.
I feel a warmth beside me. Looking at this girl I begin to ask questions of myself. What did we do? Where did we meet? What's her name? The last question would trouble me the rest of the morning.
Suddenly she moves, her eyes staring into mine. She says a few pleasantries. Her voice is sweet and full of life. When we get up she offers me breakfast. I accept. As we sit there eating and talking it dawns on me that I really like this girl. She's funny, easy to talk to and cute.
We have such a good time that she offers to drive me home. Walking out of her front door I recognise my surroundings. This is an area I know well. Occasionally I will walk past her house on my daily stroll, maybe next time I will have a place to stop along the way.
Arriving at my house her name still alludes me. She talks excitedly of meeting again. She puts her number in my phone and there it is, her name. Walking inside I tell my housemate of a night I couldn't remember and a girl I do. I hope to see her again. Her name was Kate.
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In other news I'm glad this thread (Australia bans small breasted pornography) was closed. So much misinformation was being spread by people that have no idea what they're on about. It is only relevent to print media (ie. magazines) and has nothing to do with internet filtering or videos. I know people who work at the OFLCA and the attorney-generals department, I'm fairly certain if they saw some of the coments in that thread they would just cring. Some people on the internet are just complete tools.
Peace out everyone.
 
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Thank god they can still keep their jobs
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Wow, hope everything goes well!
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lol
whether this is real or not, nicely written 
hope there's a part 2
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Canada1257 Posts
In regards to the closed thread, I'm glad it was closed. As I should have expected, it just turned into a shitstorm of horrible proportions. Regardless of the amount of misinformation, I just posted something that I thought was interesting, with links to articles on the matter. A good topic of conversation, yes, but it was derailed so hard...
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It's based on a true story but it's not entirely factual. I modified it a bit to make it more interesting and just to work on my writing. The girl exists and we're gonna catch up over the weekend.
On January 28 2010 13:37 tirentu wrote:
A good topic of conversation, yes, but it was derailed so hard...
That sums up about 30% of the topics in general section imo. It's not peoples fault they say derailing stuff. Mostly they just don't know all the facts.
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I can't remember the last time I fucked a girl and didn't remember that shit.
Usually they ask for more so many times I get past the not remembering part.
Sometimes it is tough to hit n quit with a body like mine.
Nice story bro. not bad for an amateur.
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On January 28 2010 13:49 TheSituation wrote:
I can't remember the last time I fucked a girl and didn't remember that shit.
Usually they ask for more so many times I get past the not remembering part.
Sometimes it is tough to hit n quit with a body like mine.
Nice story bro. not bad for an amateur.
HAHA
A+, you are great
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Canada1257 Posts
On January 28 2010 13:49 TheSituation wrote:
I can't remember the last time I fucked a girl and didn't remember that shit.
Usually they ask for more so many times I get past the not remembering part.
Sometimes it is tough to hit n quit with a body like mine.
Nice story bro. not bad for an amateur.
You, sir, are a professional.
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You guys aren't trying to be wise guys are you? I'm dead serious bout that shit. Ask any of my boys.
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 man you should of just left it as it was. You messed it up by posting again
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On January 28 2010 14:04 TheSituation wrote:
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You guys aren't trying to be wise guys are you? I'm dead serious bout that shit. Ask any of my boys.
Chill
Shutup.
Edit: Seriously though, well played.
+ Show Spoiler + LOLOLOLOLOLOL EPIC FAIL IF THIS ISNT CHILL LOLOLOLOLOL
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On January 28 2010 14:38 David Mudkips wrote: man you should of just left it as it was. You messed it up by posting again
Cheer up buddy, it really doesn't matter at all if I "messed it up".
We should all aspire to TheSituation's greatness. Few reach that level of excellence. I salute you sir.
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cute story. and LOL @ mike, AKA THESITUATION.
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