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ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-28 12:56:43
December 28 2009 12:55 GMT
#1
so the other day i was drinking some milk and + Show Spoiler +
my dick got hard


here's some shit i've been doing since my last blog:

Fat Princess PS3
Pretty jokes game although £12 seems a little steep for it. I'm sure if i made some friends on the ps3 (LOL) it would be more enjoyestable but fuck it i'm bored.
To all those people that got ps3s for divali here are my must haves.
Valkryie Chronicles
Demon's Souls
Flower
The rest are pretty shit. Here's a little insight into why i'm a bit of a bastard when it comes to games:
Anyone remember a cartoon show called Biker Mice from Mars? My friends used to watch it but i never liked it much because those mice never got shot despite being banged on by many a mouses. It did not make sense and so began my journey into the netherworlds.

Borderlands sucks dick so don't even think about it.

Here's a song i like which means YOU WILL LIKE:


here's a photo of my cock (NFSW)
+ Show Spoiler +
it is too small to be seen


Was playing dragonage aswell but, it's pretty fucking gay. How many times is there going to be of fucking wolves or zombies just keep respawning and attacking me? What the fuck that isn't fun nor smart its just fucking gay, even more so because out of the 3 places i could go to, i couldn't clear one of them. Am i a bad player? NO THE GAM IS POO + i don't give a shit about any of the characters apart from my chick and her dog. I mean honestly, whats the point in my being a prick in every dialogue and expressing certainty that i DO NOT WANT TO DO XXXXX yet they don't listen? Why bother put the option there in the first place?
I don't want to become a gay warden mate, NO I DON'T HEY WHAT THE FUCK AAAAHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH

"I'm a grey warden"

fuck you dragonage, you should have been good but i played you for 8+ hours and i didn't give a fuck about anything that was going on in the game. And jesus whats with all the god damn items?

here's a poem i shall now write:

POEM
banana flayer
is there anything gayer,
yes
oh yes there is.

A stark realisation of the terrible begoings on of the planet today. I should have warned you before you read it, maybe even a NSFW sign incase you do read it at work and decide life is pointless and throw shit out a window.

Here's a song from my good buddy Sia. Note that i haven't actually met her.


I was reading the other day about spacetime.

Here's a website i found that may interest at least one person on the internet:
er i forgot it, but here's a substitute:
http://www.mnn.com/

i might write a book or some short stories. Bare in mind i thought that about 4 years ago. Still though, in a way i am an accomplished novelist linguist ballistic missile

Any questions?

*****
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
December 28 2009 13:29 GMT
#2
Hey incon... your not inc don't make a blog about dicks, it's not cool.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
December 28 2009 13:57 GMT
#3
what gave you that impression?
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 28 2009 14:18 GMT
#4
where am i
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
TL+ Member
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
December 28 2009 15:27 GMT
#5
in my fine blog, it may be nauseating at first but in these depths of mind liquid one can drink knowledge
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
December 28 2009 16:55 GMT
#6
this is literary perfection

my dick is hard
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
December 28 2009 19:03 GMT
#7
Royksopp? Is it 2001 again?
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 28 2009 19:47 GMT
#8
I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't give a shit about anything in dragonage

I abandoned that shit for hunters on asia after about 3 hours
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 28 2009 20:04 GMT
#9
On December 29 2009 04:03 Equaoh wrote:
Royksopp? Is it 2001 again?

junior just came out this year
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-28 22:07:39
December 28 2009 21:48 GMT
#10
seeing as we're time travelling, here:



Garth Marenghis Darkplace

i also remembered the site:
http://www.dailygalaxy.com/

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