EPTmy dick got hard
here's some shit i've been doing since my last blog:
Fat Princess PS3
Pretty jokes game although £12 seems a little steep for it. I'm sure if i made some friends on the ps3 (LOL) it would be more enjoyestable but fuck it i'm bored.
To all those people that got ps3s for divali here are my must haves.
Valkryie Chronicles
Demon's Souls
Flower
The rest are pretty shit. Here's a little insight into why i'm a bit of a bastard when it comes to games:
Anyone remember a cartoon show called Biker Mice from Mars? My friends used to watch it but i never liked it much because those mice never got shot despite being banged on by many a mouses. It did not make sense and so began my journey into the netherworlds.
Borderlands sucks dick so don't even think about it.
Here's a song i like which means YOU WILL LIKE:
here's a photo of my cock (NFSW)
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it is too small to be seen
Was playing dragonage aswell but, it's pretty fucking gay. How many times is there going to be of fucking wolves or zombies just keep respawning and attacking me? What the fuck that isn't fun nor smart its just fucking gay, even more so because out of the 3 places i could go to, i couldn't clear one of them. Am i a bad player? NO THE GAM IS POO + i don't give a shit about any of the characters apart from my chick and her dog. I mean honestly, whats the point in my being a prick in every dialogue and expressing certainty that i DO NOT WANT TO DO XXXXX yet they don't listen? Why bother put the option there in the first place?
I don't want to become a gay warden mate, NO I DON'T HEY WHAT THE FUCK AAAAHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH
"I'm a grey warden"
fuck you dragonage, you should have been good but i played you for 8+ hours and i didn't give a fuck about anything that was going on in the game. And jesus whats with all the god damn items?
here's a poem i shall now write:
POEM
banana flayer
is there anything gayer,
yes
oh yes there is.
A stark realisation of the terrible begoings on of the planet today. I should have warned you before you read it, maybe even a NSFW sign incase you do read it at work and decide life is pointless and throw shit out a window.
Here's a song from my good buddy Sia. Note that i haven't actually met her.
I was reading the other day about spacetime.
Here's a website i found that may interest at least one person on the internet:
er i forgot it, but here's a substitute:
http://www.mnn.com/
i might write a book or some short stories. Bare in mind i thought that about 4 years ago. Still though, in a way i am an accomplished novelist linguist ballistic missile
Any questions?
