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Hello TL,
This sounds awkward (even to me) but I have realized that I am a douchebag, quite literally. I always complained, never really did much about it. I have barely any sync with my mind and body, and complain about that. However, I dream big, really big. Here is a frequent day dream/fantasy that shows up when I am alone thinking about broodwar:
Within the last few months, this unknown nerd rocks the starcraft scene with his brilliant strategies, amazing understanding of the game, and generally his incredible manliness. He gets top in iCCup, going from D- to Olympic status within a season. Its been years since Canada has ever played SC in WCG, and this year, this unknown nerd places first to travel to the WCG in Seoul, Korea.
He smashes through the qualifiers, not losing a single game. Next, he gets placed in the hardest group in WCG history: unknown nerd, Stork, Jaedong, Flash, Ret. Yet somehow this unknown nerd smashes through every, not losing a single game. Finally, after ripping his way through stork, smashing Jaedong 2-0, and crushing Ret 2-0, he must face a final obstacle: Flash. Just on a hot streak as he just won both the MSL and OSL AND PL, he knows he is in good shape. However, he knows this nerd isnt ezpz as most foreigners.
Game 1: Destination
Nerd spawns top, Flash in the bottom. Nerd goes for 2 gate, but goes for reavers as he sees that he has an opening due to Flash going mass vultures. Later on, when nerd has 5 bases and flash has 4, flash corners the hopeless nerd into a corner, and attempts to nuke his army by placing a ghost in the cliff right above the poor protoss. Little does flash know that the nerd has enough energy to recall his entire army right on top of the terrans. After this awesome move, Flash just has to gg, as he has less resrouces as the nerd.
Game 2: Outsider
Again, the nerd goes for reavers, and this time ends up taking out 50 units with each reaver he makes. GG from Flash
Tasteless and Artosis screaming: "THE FIRST FOREIGNER TO EVER WIN WCG! SHARP-eYE"
After a recruitment deal with KTF/SKT1 (cant decide yet) he goes on to rape courage, and rape the scene for a long time, and retires at 27 as the greatest player of all time, and the only protoss bonjwa in history.
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And then...I woke up
(points for the reference)
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United States44012 Posts
Wait, you 2 gated PvT on Destination. So Flash has siege expanded to 3 bases off 1 factory, right?
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I don't think you know the meaning of "literally". But mildly entertaining, regardless.
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On December 14 2009 15:40 Humbug wrote:
And then...I woke up
(points for the reference)
NCfOM
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This is similar to my dream of getting into Samsung KHAN a progaming team when I don't even know how to play Starcraft.
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On December 14 2009 15:44 RANDOMCL wrote:
I don't think you know the meaning of "literally". But mildly entertaining, regardless.
I was looking for a word to emphasize how much of a douchebag I am.
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I think you are confusing the term 'douchebag' with 'pathetic'
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Nice Sharp-eYe
If you Replace Sharp-eYe with vRoOk and Canadian with American
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I think the same things 
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Baa?21244 Posts
We all have these fantasies, the rest of just just don't blog them...
My fantasy involved 4 pooling to Olympic though.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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yo douche is not cool man :/
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By the way, my fantasy is much cooler. I play random and I join Estro and turn them into a top tier team.
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Great story! With a lot of practice and some luck, I expect you to achieve this story you wrote!
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I want to have 400 apm and im good for life.
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On December 14 2009 15:35 Sharp-eYe wrote:
Hello TL,
This sounds awkward (even to me) but I have realized that I am a douchebag, quite literally. I always complained, never really did much about it. I have barely any sync with my mind and body, and complain about that. However, I dream big, really big. Here is a frequent day dream/fantasy that shows up when I am alone thinking about broodwar:
Within the last few months, this unknown nerd rocks the starcraft scene with his brilliant strategies, amazing understanding of the game, and generally his incredible manliness. He gets top in iCCup, going from D- to Olympic status within a season. Its been years since Canada has ever played SC in WCG, and this year, this unknown nerd places first to travel to the WCG in Seoul, Korea.
He smashes through the qualifiers, not losing a single game. Next, he gets placed in the hardest group in WCG history: unknown nerd, Stork, Jaedong, Flash, Ret. Yet somehow this unknown nerd smashes through every, not losing a single game. Finally, after ripping his way through stork, smashing Jaedong 2-0, and crushing Ret 2-0, he must face a final obstacle: Flash. Just on a hot streak as he just won both the MSL and OSL AND PL, he knows he is in good shape. However, he knows this nerd isnt ezpz as most foreigners.
Game 1: Destination
Nerd spawns top, Flash in the bottom. Nerd goes for 2 gate, but goes for reavers as he sees that he has an opening due to Flash going mass vultures. Later on, when nerd has 5 bases and flash has 4, flash corners the hopeless nerd into a corner, and attempts to nuke his army by placing a ghost in the cliff right above the poor protoss. Little does flash know that the nerd has enough energy to recall his entire army right on top of the terrans. After this awesome move, Flash just has to gg, as he has less resrouces as the nerd.
Game 2: Outsider
Again, the nerd goes for reavers, and this time ends up taking out 50 units with each reaver he makes. GG from Flash
Tasteless and Artosis screaming: "THE FIRST FOREIGNER TO EVER WIN WCG! SHARP-eYE"
After a recruitment deal with KTF/SKT1 (cant decide yet) he goes on to rape courage, and rape the scene for a long time, and retires at 27 as the greatest player of all time, and the only protoss bonjwa in history.
Not sure if game 2 was a lazy-out or not, but i lol'd.
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