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The Tragedy of Clam - Page 5

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nozaro33
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Taiwan1819 Posts
November 28 2009 12:58 GMT
#81
lol AWESOME
#1 Flash / #2 NaDa / #3 Stats fan / KT fan for life
Kingfisher
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada144 Posts
November 28 2009 17:44 GMT
#82
This explains everything.
AlwaysGG
Profile Joined March 2009
Taiwan952 Posts
November 28 2009 17:45 GMT
#83
that explains it hmph?
Trust 神教教主 FlaSh | Believe 火心 EffOrt
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
November 28 2009 18:06 GMT
#84
A+ read, great work Mr. Doctor.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-28 18:36:11
November 28 2009 18:35 GMT
#85
Dear DoctorHelvetica,



Sincerely,
Judge
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
November 28 2009 19:17 GMT
#86
On November 27 2009 06:01 ryuu_ wrote:
This explains everything. Get that murdering fake! Calm must be restored to the progaming scene! 5/5 Awesome story.


he's dead

On November 27 2009 14:26 omfghi2u2 wrote:
I thought this was about clams..


and lol.


CLAM fighting!
www.cstarleague.com | Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-28 20:07:44
November 28 2009 20:05 GMT
#87
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
November 29 2009 01:40 GMT
#88
hahahah
KTY
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-29 02:25:25
November 29 2009 02:25 GMT
#89
I recommend arresting (Z)Kwanro too, it's obvious he was involved in this
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Captain Peabody
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-29 02:37:14
November 29 2009 02:34 GMT
#90
Sir, having read your post, I must respectfully, but firmly, dispute your findings.

You see, after the so-called "inter.Clam" fiasco, I spent months weeks days hours several seconds in comprehensive and thorough investigation regarding the source of the phenomenon. And what I found was truly shocking.

You see, even as we speak, a frightening transformation is taking place in tide pools all around the world; the clams...are evolving.
According to my confidential sources, approximately eleven years from now, these harmless shellfish will evolve a collective consciousness. And this collective consciousness, colloquially known as the Overmind, will, in retaliation for the years of being harvested, cooked, and devoured by humans, set as its first goal upon achieving sentience the utter and complete extermination of mankind.

Twenty years from now, my sources tell me, mankind will be on the verge of extinction, engaged in a desperate doomsday war against the Clams, now engineered by the Overmind into many horrific and deadly breeds of monsters.

And in this future, I have been told, the last remaining forces of mankind will be led by one man--a Korean male, known to his loyal and devoted troops as "Calm," and to his closest confidants as Kim Yoon Hwan. And, it seems, it will be this man's tactical genius and first-hand experience leading the Zerg Swarm--an experience that gives him a unique insight into the mindset, strengths, and weaknesses of the Overmind and the Clams-- that will allow him to gradually turn the war back in the human's favor and drive the Clams to the brink of defeat.

But, it seems, the Clams have again evolved.
According to my contacts, the Clam Overmind, in a last-ditch effort to prevent its race's destruction, has sent deadly, shape-shifting Clam assassins back in time to the present. Their mission is very simple: to find and kill the man they know only as "Calm," before he can become a threat to them.

And now...they have apparently succeeded. Calm has disappeared from the face of the Earth--in his place sits now a devious, shape-shifting future Clam--an "inter.Clam" with neither Starcraft skills, nor tactical knowledge and insight.

As far as I can tell, the replacement was carried out flawlessly--there are no discernible physical signs or markers, besides the lack of Starcraft skills, which could possibly give this imposter away.
If it wasn't for that one, fateful typo (left by my contacts for anyone wise enough to discover it), we would still be in the dark now.
But now that we know the truth...what next?

I do not know what happened to Calm on that fateful afternoon in the restaurant bathroom; I don't know whether or not he is alive or dead right now. Perhaps he escaped the Clams' attacks, and is now hiding out in the Korean underground, biding his time; perhaps my contacts were able to get to him first and have whisked him away to a safe location; or perhaps, it was indeed the Clam assassin who got to him first, and Calm's body now lies somewhere in the Seoul sewer system.

Either way, one thing is certain: the future now, for both humanity and STX, looks grim.

If you need me, I'll be out in tide-pools stabbing clams...to even the odds a little.
Dies Irae venit. youtube.com/SnobbinsFilms
haster27
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Taiwan809 Posts
November 29 2009 03:41 GMT
#91
CLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
November 29 2009 05:50 GMT
#92
Lol flush Calm down the toilet =D
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
November 29 2009 08:57 GMT
#93
wow an actually good blog post? wtf
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
November 29 2009 10:56 GMT
#94
I heard the same kind of thing happened to savior
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 29 2009 21:09 GMT
#95
Frankly these stories are getting a little bland, possibly due to their number.
Peace~
Suc
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1569 Posts
November 30 2009 10:42 GMT
#96
Great writeup, 5/5
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 30 2009 11:30 GMT
#97
On November 30 2009 06:09 fanatacist wrote:
Frankly these stories are getting a little bland, possibly due to their number.




ill stop for a while i guess
RIP Aaliyah
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 30 2009 17:31 GMT
#98
On November 30 2009 20:30 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2009 06:09 fanatacist wrote:
Frankly these stories are getting a little bland, possibly due to their number.




ill stop for a while i guess

Don't be stupid, that's just my personal opinion. Do you care about my opinion? No, you don't.

Write it for the people that care and like reading them. Your writing is still good, and as long as its good you will find people to read them.
Peace~
ThePsiTooz
Profile Joined November 2009
New Zealand27 Posts
December 02 2009 02:52 GMT
#99
I knew something was wrong with him!
Once you go grack, you never go back.
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