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Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
November 27 2009 01:25 GMT
#41
Calm finally left with Tossgirl to eat out.

Intentional?
brood war for life, brood war forever
AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
November 27 2009 01:26 GMT
#42
On November 27 2009 08:56 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 06:58 l10f wrote:
Time to become n.Die.Jaed0ng.

LOL, you obviously are unaware of how one enters never die

How does one enter never die? :o
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 27 2009 01:29 GMT
#43
On November 27 2009 10:25 Crunchums wrote:
Show nested quote +
Calm finally left with Tossgirl to eat out.

Intentional?


eewwwww no girls are gross
RIP Aaliyah
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
November 27 2009 01:41 GMT
#44
I have seen the light.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
November 27 2009 02:16 GMT
#45
On November 27 2009 06:27 Tuke wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 06:06 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On November 27 2009 06:05 jambonkingcool wrote:
I can't tell if this is serious or not. Are there news on fomos about this????


i believe there is a coverup spearheaded by opposing teams influence in kespa

the mafia might even be involved, this is BIG

oh no, could it be that big?


Bigger. I have absolute positive proof that the CIA is involved.

I would post my evidence but they are coming. I have to get awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.





I died.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
November 27 2009 02:24 GMT
#46
On November 27 2009 10:26 AlTheCake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 08:56 n.DieJokes wrote:
On November 27 2009 06:58 l10f wrote:
Time to become n.Die.Jaed0ng.

LOL, you obviously are unaware of how one enters never die

How does one enter never die? :o

Probably not like this:

On November 27 2009 11:16 Mortality wrote:
I died.
Administrator
G0dly
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States450 Posts
November 27 2009 02:27 GMT
#47
so clam gets to be a progamer and tossgirl?

devious son of a gun

time to find a progamer that looks like me
The Emperor - The Genius - The Cheater - The Maestro
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 27 2009 02:31 GMT
#48
Why does Stork's carriers have to be involved in this =(
Excellent writeup!

Hmmm now, if I work out a tad bit I'd totally look like Stork...
[TLMS] REBOOT
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
November 27 2009 02:45 GMT
#49
O.O intriguging... and slightly disturbing
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
November 27 2009 02:55 GMT
#50
clam is my hero.

tossgirl i will become you. we will be known as tossedgirl.
Happiness only real when shared.
Amarxist
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States371 Posts
November 27 2009 03:07 GMT
#51
Clam is quite the impressive individual to make it as far as he has undetected and managed to tarnish the name of Calm. Very clever indeed. I say lets keep him, I like his work. Who's Calm? It's Clam.
☺ ☻
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
November 27 2009 03:17 GMT
#52
OMG tossgirl/calm FANFICS!?
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
November 27 2009 03:22 GMT
#53
This is so great. Why are you so good at writing! (: 5/5
AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
November 27 2009 03:36 GMT
#54
On November 27 2009 11:24 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 10:26 AlTheCake wrote:
On November 27 2009 08:56 n.DieJokes wrote:
On November 27 2009 06:58 l10f wrote:
Time to become n.Die.Jaed0ng.

LOL, you obviously are unaware of how one enters never die

How does one enter never die? :o

Probably not like this:

Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 11:16 Mortality wrote:
I died.

Hahahaha

That seems logical :p
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
November 27 2009 03:45 GMT
#55
.....LAWL! i took this seriously for a second
cw)minsean(ru
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8036 Posts
November 27 2009 04:03 GMT
#56
On November 27 2009 11:24 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 10:26 AlTheCake wrote:
On November 27 2009 08:56 n.DieJokes wrote:
On November 27 2009 06:58 l10f wrote:
Time to become n.Die.Jaed0ng.

LOL, you obviously are unaware of how one enters never die

How does one enter never die? :o

Probably not like this:

Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 11:16 Mortality wrote:
I died.

His username doesn't really help matters either.
Liquipedia
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
November 27 2009 04:10 GMT
#57
Mad genius, but genius nonetheless.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
Refrige
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States179 Posts
November 27 2009 05:06 GMT
#58
r.i.p. calm
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
November 27 2009 05:26 GMT
#59
I thought this was about clams..
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
November 27 2009 07:10 GMT
#60
5/5 would read again
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