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The Tragedy of Clam - Page 4

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Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
November 27 2009 08:34 GMT
#61
On November 27 2009 11:31 OpticalShot wrote:
Why does Stork's carriers have to be involved in this =(
Excellent writeup!

Hmmm now, if I work out a tad bit I'd totally look like Stork...


Now that's a sentence I never thought i'd hear.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 27 2009 09:11 GMT
#62
waht the fuck dude hahahahaha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
November 27 2009 09:16 GMT
#63
On November 27 2009 06:06 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2009 06:05 jambonkingcool wrote:
I can't tell if this is serious or not. Are there news on fomos about this????


i believe there is a coverup (P)Spearheaded by opposing teams influence in kespa

the mafia might even be involved, this is BIG

uh oh
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
November 27 2009 10:52 GMT
#64
5/5
beautiful..
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Lampan
Profile Joined September 2009
Sweden43 Posts
November 27 2009 11:22 GMT
#65
Nice read

5/5
"Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk Cafe! He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
November 27 2009 12:54 GMT
#66
On November 27 2009 10:25 Crunchums wrote:
Show nested quote +
Calm finally left with Tossgirl to eat out.

Intentional?

Haha I thought it was.
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
November 27 2009 13:14 GMT
#67
of course... it all makes sense now.
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
November 27 2009 20:42 GMT
#68
brilliant!

exactly tells my thoughts about clams recent performance. well, he´s got a chance for revenge tonight against fantasy. lets see if the flushed-down-the-toilet calm can return from the sewers with mutant super powers to haunt the living.
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
Xiphos
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada7507 Posts
November 28 2009 00:28 GMT
#69
Thanks Doc for the daily prescribed loliness!

Clam just probably had a bad week or something, losing to Hyun on the same day when he have to play Fantasy then lost to Best the next following day. Its all about the momentum, I am pretty sure that Calm is better now. In sports, stuff happens. Hopefully Calm will bring out his game against Fanta tonight!
2014 - ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ Raise your bows brood warriors! ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ
p53
Profile Joined September 2009
297 Posts
November 28 2009 01:19 GMT
#70
hahahahaha XD.

5/5
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
November 28 2009 01:35 GMT
#71
Hey this makes complete sense to me. The report looks legit.
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Loophole
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States867 Posts
November 28 2009 03:03 GMT
#72
On November 27 2009 05:45 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Calm finally left with Tossgirl to eat out.


um, haha, this is phrased a little wrong. =O
"Fundamental preparation is always effective. Work on those parts of your game that are fundamentally weak." -Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
November 28 2009 06:50 GMT
#73
Inter.Clam fighting!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-28 06:59:44
November 28 2009 06:59 GMT
#74
Apparently Calm crawled back from the drain to bring STX to Ace. Then behind the curtain, when it was all dark and mysterious, Clam wtf smashed him in the head with a bottle of beer, cursing "Bastard, I was busy drinking". Fantasy was right beside them the whole time but he was too busy thinking "To nuke or not to nuke?".
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 28 2009 07:02 GMT
#75
clam is just getting better

considering the training environment of STX im not surprised
RIP Aaliyah
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
November 28 2009 07:10 GMT
#76
woooo Calm lost again
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 28 2009 07:48 GMT
#77
Clam couldn't secure his 4th gas =(
[TLMS] REBOOT
Ner0
Profile Joined July 2008
United States131 Posts
November 28 2009 08:35 GMT
#78
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Shuray
Profile Joined July 2008
Brazil642 Posts
November 28 2009 11:42 GMT
#79
UAHSUAHSUAHSUSH
This is what I call creativity, It was fun to read :D

5/5
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
November 28 2009 12:58 GMT
#80
haha very nice post
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