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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 02 2009 08:01 GMT
#1
Its 2 am, I still have to be up, and I don't have any snacks left. No delivery services open because I live in some po-dunk college town where everything closes. No microwave because we (me + roommates) decided to put that in the sleeping room of my 2-room living space (? wtf?)

I've been eating cuties and drinking water. I've got a little baby pumpkin from halloween thats lookin' mighty delicious right now

help. what do i do


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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
November 02 2009 08:03 GMT
#2
Are there any vending machines around?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 02 2009 08:04 GMT
#3
i guess the pumpkin will have to do
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andeh
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States904 Posts
November 02 2009 08:04 GMT
#4
taco bell quick
Maero
Profile Joined December 2007
349 Posts
November 02 2009 08:05 GMT
#5
how are you going to eat the pumpkin?
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
November 02 2009 08:05 GMT
#6
go ask your neighbors.
hoorah
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
November 02 2009 08:06 GMT
#7
Ahh I hate this situation, I feel your pain!

Eat the pumpkin or eat your shoes, look everywhere in the fridge for food.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
November 02 2009 08:06 GMT
#8
On November 02 2009 17:03 Amnesia wrote:
Are there any vending machines around?

Big Texas. 440 calories, $1.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 02 2009 08:11 GMT
#9
On November 02 2009 17:03 Amnesia wrote:
Are there any vending machines around?

yes but i have no ones, quarters, or a way to get change. i dont think i possess the brute physical strength to get food out of one short of breaking the glass either
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
toastybunz
Profile Joined May 2009
United States47 Posts
November 02 2009 08:12 GMT
#10
what else d'you have to work with? make a mini pumpkin pie.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 02 2009 08:15 GMT
#11
-hot chocolate mix
-like maybe a handful of corn pops i just discovered
-old banana
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 02 2009 08:20 GMT
#12
1. Cut the banana into 6 or 7 pieces, throw it into a blender.
2. Add a fair amount of milk.
3. Add the chocolate mix.
4. Blend for 20-30 seconds.

Voila, chocolate milkshake ~!
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 02 2009 08:20 GMT
#13
or you could settle for a chocolate watershake but frankly I'm not sure how that'll turn out
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 02 2009 08:21 GMT
#14
i dont have a blender or millk. i guess i could throw the banana on the ground, stomp it into mush, pour the hot chocolate mix on and stir it around with my toe until i stoop down to lick it up.

but im not that desperate yet
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
toastybunz
Profile Joined May 2009
United States47 Posts
November 02 2009 08:22 GMT
#15
i'd try frying up the banana with some of the hot cocoa mix. instead of caramelized banana it could be...chocolate glazed banana?
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2594 Posts
November 02 2009 08:25 GMT
#16
Eat your roommates or starve
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
NiTenIchiRyu
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom273 Posts
November 02 2009 08:29 GMT
#17
Just man up and go to bed it's not like you'll die if you miss a meal.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 02 2009 08:33 GMT
#18
On November 02 2009 17:29 NiTenIchiRyu wrote:
Just man up and go to bed it's not like you'll die if you miss a meal.

i fast on purpose occasionally. its not not eating that im worried about

can't fry, no supplies or pans. i gave my roommate some seaweed a while ago...imight start munching on that
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 02 2009 08:40 GMT
#19
i found a packet of ramen flavoring in the garbage. (its a new bag and thats the only thing in it). I got some water, put it in, and now im dipping the seaweed in it.

so tasty
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
November 02 2009 09:04 GMT
#20
make a donation thread.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43808 Posts
November 02 2009 09:23 GMT
#21
On November 02 2009 18:04 29 fps wrote:
make a donation thread.

this
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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
November 02 2009 09:28 GMT
#22
really! go ask your neighbours, i'd think it would be so awesome someone knocking on my door and asking for food :D
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