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littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
November 01 2009 05:55 GMT
#81
LOOOOOOOOOOL
amazing blog :D
Entusman #12
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 01 2009 06:35 GMT
#82
You know those guys who start internet drama for really no reason, and also those guys who are eager to jump on that drama and add some more drama to it?
Peace~
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
November 01 2009 07:25 GMT
#83
lol I got all the way down to Rule 3 before I got it
xX_Lethality
Profile Joined April 2008
United States13 Posts
November 01 2009 08:15 GMT
#84
On October 29 2009 23:25 Jyvblamo wrote:
The real actual rules of TvZ:

1. The first rule of TvZ is, you do not talk about TvZ.
2. The second rule of TvZ is, you DO NOT talk about TvZ.
3. If someone says gg, quits, or drop hacks you, the game is over.
4. Two players to a TvZ.
5. One TvZ at a time.
6. No hacks, no protoss.
7. Games will go on as long as you can turtle.
8. If this is your first TvZ, you have to bunker rush.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



Made me lol :D
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
November 01 2009 14:25 GMT
#85
On October 29 2009 23:25 Jyvblamo wrote:
The real actual rules of TvZ:

1. The first rule of TvZ is, you do not talk about TvZ.
2. The second rule of TvZ is, you DO NOT talk about TvZ.
3. If someone says gg, quits, or drop hacks you, the game is over.
4. Two players to a TvZ.
5. One TvZ at a time.
6. No hacks, no protoss.
7. Games will go on as long as you can turtle.
8. If this is your first TvZ, you have to bunker rush.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


lol win
searcher
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
277 Posts
November 01 2009 15:54 GMT
#86
If you cannot research siege mode for your tanks should try and get stim packs?
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
November 01 2009 15:56 GMT
#87
5/5
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
SkylineSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States564 Posts
November 01 2009 19:45 GMT
#88
doesn't talk about 4 player maps...
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
November 01 2009 23:56 GMT
#89
Hahaha, 5/5. ^^
觀過斯知仁矣.
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
November 02 2009 01:35 GMT
#90
Can you make a zvz guide? I see people playing it all the time and i just don't get it.

BTW i just got A- tvz on iccup by following this guide.
Fan of the Jangbanger
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
November 02 2009 05:14 GMT
#91
lol. OP and the list of rules. pure gold!
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
November 02 2009 09:50 GMT
#92
On November 02 2009 10:35 O-ops wrote:
Can you make a zvz guide? I see people playing it all the time and i just don't get it.

BTW i just got A- tvz on iccup by following this guide.


Use your sunken colony and make it attack her :D
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Grim_Reaver
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States86 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-02 16:53:55
November 02 2009 16:53 GMT
#93
time spent on TL daily=inverse relationship to likelihood of ever getting tank in siege mode anywhere near her base, or even starting a game in the first place.

Looks like you'll be playing in mirror mode for the rest of your life.

not to be taken too seriously
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 03 2009 00:31 GMT
#94
On November 02 2009 10:35 O-ops wrote:
Can you make a zvz guide? I see people playing it all the time and i just don't get it.

BTW i just got A- tvz on iccup by following this guide.

Damn where are you from?

I'm moving there immediately
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
November 03 2009 00:54 GMT
#95
On November 03 2009 09:31 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2009 10:35 O-ops wrote:
Can you make a zvz guide? I see people playing it all the time and i just don't get it.

BTW i just got A- tvz on iccup by following this guide.

Damn where are you from?

I'm moving there immediately


yeah i'm not too good at zvz myself but it's really fun to watch.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
November 03 2009 01:37 GMT
#96
How can I teach my girlfriend ZvZ?!
haetbeam
Profile Joined October 2009
United States10 Posts
November 03 2009 07:13 GMT
#97
Thanks for posting this
$1
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-03 07:41:50
November 03 2009 07:38 GMT
#98
holy shit this is fantastic.

seriously, you made my day.
Axieoqu
Profile Joined October 2005
Finland204 Posts
November 03 2009 07:51 GMT
#99
AAahahah this is so good! Rule 3 with d-matrixes and infested terrans just made me laugh so hard.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 03 2009 08:04 GMT
#100
On November 03 2009 10:37 Jyvblamo wrote:
How can I teach my girlfriend ZvZ?!

More like you need to increase your skills so you can TvZZ
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
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