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imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
October 29 2009 17:27 GMT
#21
lol what is this

i dont get it



jyvblamo's post is gold though hahaha
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
October 29 2009 17:29 GMT
#22
On October 30 2009 02:27 imperfect wrote:
lol what is this

i dont get it

jyvblamo's post is gold though hahaha

Are you serious? You don't get it?
Johnranger-123
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United Kingdom341 Posts
October 29 2009 17:31 GMT
#23
lol
Just lol
rA.Hippie
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Denmark714 Posts
October 29 2009 17:45 GMT
#24
On October 29 2009 23:25 Jyvblamo wrote:
The real actual rules of TvZ:

1. The first rule of TvZ is, you do not talk about TvZ.
2. The second rule of TvZ is, you DO NOT talk about TvZ.
3. If someone says gg, quits, or drop hacks you, the game is over.
4. Two players to a TvZ.
5. One TvZ at a time.
6. No hacks, no protoss.
7. Games will go on as long as you can turtle.
8. If this is your first TvZ, you have to bunker rush.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Lmfao. That was hilarious.
I love teh shisha.
slained
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada966 Posts
October 29 2009 17:45 GMT
#25
wow, this is amazing.
Phrogs!
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Japan521 Posts
October 29 2009 17:59 GMT
#26
Remember, if you go with Siege without any Defensive Matrix, Plague will eat your troops ez.

omfg this is golden
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
October 29 2009 18:14 GMT
#27
Made me smile
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Kaniol
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Poland5551 Posts
October 29 2009 18:30 GMT
#28
On October 30 2009 02:29 Sadistx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2009 02:27 imperfect wrote:
lol what is this

i dont get it

jyvblamo's post is gold though hahaha

Are you serious? You don't get it?

Prolly cause he is Protoss

Great thread haha, 5/5
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
October 29 2009 18:33 GMT
#29
lol at infested terran spawning.
I am not good with quotes
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2763 Posts
October 29 2009 18:41 GMT
#30
i dont get it either. whats the refference? the game (pickup)?
hiro protagonist
Profile Joined January 2009
1294 Posts
October 29 2009 18:42 GMT
#31
well fucking done. with this I will take my C- TvZ ALLLLLLLLL the way to A
any tips to improve my APM?
"I guess if you climb enough off-widths, one of these days, your gonna get your knee stuck and shit your pants. Its just an odds thing really" -Jason Kruk
kvilx
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Poland198 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-29 18:47:21
October 29 2009 18:45 GMT
#32
On October 30 2009 02:27 imperfect wrote:
lol what is this

i dont get it

On October 30 2009 03:41 Navane wrote:
i dont get it either. whats the refference? the game (pickup)?


[image loading]
Day[9] For President
538
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary3932 Posts
October 29 2009 19:55 GMT
#33
Oh god. It kinda hurts to see this got the same spotlight and number of replies that my Kal article did:-p
I guess I'm just jealous, because I dont know this much about TvZ.

(Though, it would have been a shame to miss Jyvblamo's reply)

God what a blog. GG
BW fighting!
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5660 Posts
October 29 2009 20:27 GMT
#34
absolutely brilliant sir. well played.

this is the same quote quality as Day[9] Chill v Combat-ex commentary @_@
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dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
October 29 2009 20:45 GMT
#35
hahaha you gotta dmatrix your tank before attacking her nat

this will prevent plagues and later on spawning infested terrans LOLOOLOL
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
October 29 2009 21:04 GMT
#36
Hahaha, you allmost made me cry of laughing! Even though I was a bit slow to get what plague and Dark swarm meant
In the woods, there lurks..
empty.bottle
Profile Joined July 2009
685 Posts
October 29 2009 21:22 GMT
#37
Best blog ever awards 2009
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
October 29 2009 21:30 GMT
#38
Wow... Thats just brilliant. The best blog I have seen in a loooong while.
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
October 29 2009 21:31 GMT
#39
lmfao great article
DustBowl
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States49 Posts
October 29 2009 21:38 GMT
#40
This is like an evolved form of the old "base analogy". For nerds. Like us. Like me .

Enjoyable read ty!
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