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MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
October 30 2009 08:13 GMT
#61
I am going to watch a ZvZ on megaporn
My web development company website : http://www.make-me-a-website.net My Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrKatoss
kvilx
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Poland198 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-30 08:47:38
October 30 2009 08:27 GMT
#62
On October 30 2009 15:27 emperorchampion wrote:
I don't get it. What happens if you haven't researched seige mode? What do you do if your initial foray into her main is disconected? Do you need two science vessels for support? Also could you outline some some strategies for TvT- is it smart to try to mineral trick your way up their back ramp on Destination, as their choke will be inevitably tanked up.

LOOL Man, I'm clueless in TvT, don't even ask me about it.

On October 30 2009 05:27 mOnion wrote:
this is the same quote quality as Day[9] Chill v Combat-ex commentary @_@

"You give me too much credit, noble mOnion. I'm not worthy enough to even speak 'His' name."
Day[9] For President
ComusLoM
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway3547 Posts
October 30 2009 09:41 GMT
#63
This was amazing.
"The White Woman Speaks in Tongues That Are All Lies" - Incontrol; Member #37 of the Chill Fanclub
MoeMoeKyun
Profile Joined January 2009
United States215 Posts
October 30 2009 14:34 GMT
#64
Perfect example of brilliance at it's finest. I loved the ending, so true lol
I lol in ur general direction
Invictus
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Singapore2697 Posts
October 30 2009 15:33 GMT
#65
WTF LOL +10 to author. Best metaphorical article I've ever seen AHAHA
Lee Jaedong Fighting!
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
October 30 2009 17:04 GMT
#66
Yes, the use of "her" is very subtle indeed. This is why TL is the #1 SC site, for sure.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
October 30 2009 17:21 GMT
#67
i hate walls of texts but i read the whole thing
i loved it
정명훈 화이팅!~
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 30 2009 18:06 GMT
#68
On October 29 2009 22:26 kvilx wrote:

Rule No.3: You need to figure out if she is newbie or not. If yes, she will have her natural Sunkened up through the whole game.


The entire tone of your blog had me thinking all the wrong things >.> <.<
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
October 30 2009 18:19 GMT
#69
Wow, you must be a really good player
Quoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada19 Posts
October 30 2009 18:50 GMT
#70
Had to read it twice to finally get it. Most epic analogy ever.
5/5
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-30 20:22:58
October 30 2009 20:22 GMT
#71
On October 30 2009 15:27 emperorchampion wrote:
I don't get it. What happens if you haven't researched seige mode? What do you do if your initial foray into her main is disconected? Do you need two science vessels for support? Also could you outline some some strategies for TvT- is it smart to try to mineral trick your way up their back ramp on Destination, as their choke will be inevitably tanked up.

Show nested quote +
On October 30 2009 11:51 Fontong wrote:
Can't believe so many people don't get the sheer awesomeness that is this blog

Please may it be preserved forever


Could you please explain it to me.

oh wow dude.. wow

On October 30 2009 16:23 tree.hugger wrote:
I'm curious about what part ghosts play in this. I mean - if I can - if the zerg is just asking for it, (like (Z)Killer) is that when a nuke should be used? I mean, it seems a pretty epic way to end the game, and all, but it might be seen as bm.

nuke is pretty oldschool, illegal on most ladders so it would prolly get you reported to admins.

+ Show Spoiler [nuke] +

[image loading]

Xiphos
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada7507 Posts
October 31 2009 00:49 GMT
#72
Wow.....is it me or is anyone else feel strangely aroused by the wall of text? I feel so weird due to this epic thread!
2014 - ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ Raise your bows brood warriors! ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ
pedduck
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Thailand468 Posts
October 31 2009 04:21 GMT
#73
Do you have TVT guide?? LOL
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 31 2009 18:52 GMT
#74
Hahaha this is great. I love the use of proverbs, so foreign xD
Peace~
DefMatrixUltra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1992 Posts
October 31 2009 22:04 GMT
#75
Am I the only who gets the bio vs. mech analogy?

Come on people, are we all 14 here?
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
November 01 2009 02:57 GMT
#76
i got it but it was boring 1/5
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
November 01 2009 03:22 GMT
#77
On November 01 2009 11:57 jalstar wrote:
i got it but it was boring 1/5


blasphemy!
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
November 01 2009 03:26 GMT
#78
On November 01 2009 12:22 uglymoose89 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2009 11:57 jalstar wrote:
i got it but it was boring 1/5


blasphemy!


all the jokes felt really forced, seemed like he ran out of material after 2 sentences too
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
November 01 2009 03:30 GMT
#79
On November 01 2009 12:26 jalstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2009 12:22 uglymoose89 wrote:
On November 01 2009 11:57 jalstar wrote:
i got it but it was boring 1/5


blasphemy!


all the jokes felt really forced, seemed like he ran out of material after 2 sentences too


u r real cool dude
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
November 01 2009 04:38 GMT
#80
On November 01 2009 12:30 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2009 12:26 jalstar wrote:
On November 01 2009 12:22 uglymoose89 wrote:
On November 01 2009 11:57 jalstar wrote:
i got it but it was boring 1/5


blasphemy!


all the jokes felt really forced, seemed like he ran out of material after 2 sentences too


u r real cool dude


you know those guys who always have to explain their jokes and keep killing a joke long after it's funny? the OP is that guy.
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