--- CURRENT DEVELOPMENT: <-- Click the link!! --- Thanks to whoever made this spotlight, for whatever reason n_n; --- FakeSteve made a thread a long time ago about an Organism, I believe his name was Fagtron 5000** [I'm SO fucking SORRY Valentine]... The organism developed, but soon was left in light of FS's busy lifestyle, and soon perished due to lack of attention. As life faded from that planet, millenia passed and new organisms started to spring up with TL's care and lightning and fire and stuff. Here is our new hero:
Everyone pay your respects to Divino and all his drawings in this thread!
This will be an ongoing thing, and I will try to update often as long as there is interest (more than once a day preferably, depending on how busy I get or how sick I will be). Basically, I will give you options for his actions/development at every step, and we can guide him from his amoebic state to civilization and onwards!
First, people should post name suggestions, and I will choose the one I like best or the one that most people agree on.
Second, choose an evolution for our organism to take!
Poll: What should our organism do? (Vote): Look for other organisms! (Vote): Sit and gather energy (2 evolutions next turn) (Vote): Look for a shelter (Vote): Look for food
On October 19 2009 03:03 RoieTRS wrote: Dammit guys, he'll starve if he doesn't get food.
Amoebas just absorb things around them so it's not THAT necessary to get food. It might just make him grow faster? Maybe? ;D
On October 19 2009 02:32 Frits wrote: Make it evolve semen on it's face and then take a picture of it.
Haha how about I make it evolve an asshole personality and a misguided sense of self-worth so it can post on forums under the illusion that it comes off as intelligent? Maybe we can name it Frits and then whenever we catch him being a retard he'll pretend he was trolling, then we can ban him for a few days and everyone won't have to bear listening to his pathetic deflective remarks as he sulks in his room.
Make it evolve such a big desperation for approval that it resorts to posting a picture of an emotionally wrecked chick it knows with semen on her face on the internet.
On October 19 2009 03:06 Frits wrote: Make it evolve such a big desperation for approval that it resorts to posting a picture of an emotionally wrecked chick it knows with semen on her face on the internet.
How about I make it evolve an inexplicable desire to make a fool of itself by insulting others without provocation in order to satisfy its own delusional superiority complex? How about I give it a lack of creativity and a sub-par IQ which it tries to cover up by citing its so-called "advanced" education, making it recycle the same insults repeatedly like a broken record that no one would want to hear even if it was fixed?
On October 19 2009 03:06 Frits wrote: Make it evolve such a big desperation for approval that it resorts to posting a picture of an emotionally wrecked chick it knows with semen on her face on the internet.
How about I make it evolve an inexplicable desire to make a fool of itself by insulting others without provocation in order to satisfy its own delusional superiority complex? How about I give it a lack of creativity and a sub-par IQ which it tries to cover up by citing its so-called "advanced" education, making it recycle the same insults repeatedly like a broken record that no one would want to hear even if it was fixed?
Now I have to say. That was an excellent insult. I'm now a fanatacist fan.
On October 19 2009 03:06 Frits wrote: Make it evolve such a big desperation for approval that it resorts to posting a picture of an emotionally wrecked chick it knows with semen on her face on the internet.
How about I make it evolve an inexplicable desire to make a fool of itself by insulting others without provocation in order to satisfy its own delusional superiority complex? How about I give it a lack of creativity and a sub-par IQ which it tries to cover up by citing its so-called "advanced" education, making it recycle the same insults repeatedly like a broken record that no one would want to hear even if it was fixed?
Now I have to say. That was an excellent insult. I'm now a fanatacist fan.
On October 19 2009 03:06 Frits wrote: Make it evolve such a big desperation for approval that it resorts to posting a picture of an emotionally wrecked chick it knows with semen on her face on the internet.
How about I make it evolve an inexplicable desire to make a fool of itself by insulting others without provocation in order to satisfy its own delusional superiority complex? How about I give it a lack of creativity and a sub-par IQ which it tries to cover up by citing its so-called "advanced" education, making it recycle the same insults repeatedly like a broken record that no one would want to hear even if it was fixed?
Now I have to say. That was an excellent insult. I'm now a fanatacist fan.
On October 19 2009 03:06 Frits wrote: Make it evolve such a big desperation for approval that it resorts to posting a picture of an emotionally wrecked chick it knows with semen on her face on the internet.
How about I make it evolve an inexplicable desire to make a fool of itself by insulting others without provocation in order to satisfy its own delusional superiority complex? How about I give it a lack of creativity and a sub-par IQ which it tries to cover up by citing its so-called "advanced" education, making it recycle the same insults repeatedly like a broken record that no one would want to hear even if it was fixed?
Now I have to say. That was an excellent insult. I'm now a fanatacist fan.
i hope you realize that freud was just some bullshitter whose patients ended up more fucked up than they were before.
Ya but that's beside the point, fanatacist literally thinks he's the best poster on TL while I have a low opinion of myself, and don't give 2 shits about my IQ.
Why do you think instead of banning me from his blog he keeps me here so he can whip up some more of his brilliant insults for all of you to read.
Vote for who is the "winner" in this internet battle. If I lose, I will delete all my previous blogs (but I'll continue this one since there is interest in it), and will not post any new blogs for 6 months. If Frits loses, he gets banned from my blog so no one has to hear his bullshit here again.
Poll: Frits or fanatacist? (Vote): Frits (Vote): fanatacist
On October 19 2009 03:13 Frits wrote: The only measure of cool in the universe of fanaticist is the amount of semen on someone's face.
The only measure of cool in the universe of Frits is the amount of effort one can put into arguing against/insulting someone while making it seem like he doesn't care.
On October 19 2009 03:10 Frits wrote: Hey guys, this is my girlfriend.
Oh that white stuff? Heh, that's just my semen.
Hey guys, this is my girlfriend.
Oh, you don't see her? Heh, that's just my solipsist imagination.
Sorry if I don't spray my semen on the faces of the people I sleep with and then post their pictures on the internet bro.
Sorry if I am not as immediately judgmental of my own actions as you are, it must be why you are so successful in your social life and why you respect women so much.
On October 19 2009 03:06 Frits wrote: Make it evolve such a big desperation for approval that it resorts to posting a picture of an emotionally wrecked chick it knows with semen on her face on the internet.
How about I make it evolve an inexplicable desire to make a fool of itself by insulting others without provocation in order to satisfy its own delusional superiority complex? How about I give it a lack of creativity and a sub-par IQ which it tries to cover up by citing its so-called "advanced" education, making it recycle the same insults repeatedly like a broken record that no one would want to hear even if it was fixed?
Now I have to say. That was an excellent insult. I'm now a fanatacist fan.
i hope you realize that freud was just some bullshitter whose patients ended up more fucked up than they were before.
Ya but that's beside the point, fanatacist literally thinks he's the best poster on TL while I have a low opinion of myself, and don't give 2 shits about my IQ.
Why do you think instead of banning me from his blog he keeps me here so he can whip up some more of his brilliant insults for all of you to read.
Frits literally thinks I seriously make every message I write on these forums a form of propaganda to establish my status as the best poster on TL, and also thinks that he is fooling anyone by this last second humble approach to the situation.
On October 19 2009 03:23 fanatacist wrote: Let's make it interesting.
Vote for who is the "winner" in this internet battle. If I lose, I will delete all my previous blogs (but I'll continue this one since there is interest in it), and will not post any new blogs for 6 months. If Frits loses, he gets banned from my blog so no one has to hear his bullshit here again.
Poll: Frits or fanatacist? (Vote): Frits (Vote): fanatacist
You have 1 hour as of 03:20 KST to vote.
I think you both suck how do I vote to make both of you disappear
On October 19 2009 03:23 fanatacist wrote: Let's make it interesting.
Vote for who is the "winner" in this internet battle. If I lose, I will delete all my previous blogs (but I'll continue this one since there is interest in it), and will not post any new blogs for 6 months. If Frits loses, he gets banned from my blog so no one has to hear his bullshit here again.
Poll: Frits or fanatacist? (Vote): Frits (Vote): fanatacist
You have 1 hour as of 03:20 KST to vote.
I think you both suck how do I vote to make both of you disappear
You can get the fuck out, because I grow weary of your constant holier-than-thou attacks. Wasn't there a script that allows you to block seeing specific people's posts? Invest some time in that imo, and stop bitching. Thanks.
On October 19 2009 03:23 fanatacist wrote: Let's make it interesting.
Vote for who is the "winner" in this internet battle. If I lose, I will delete all my previous blogs (but I'll continue this one since there is interest in it), and will not post any new blogs for 6 months. If Frits loses, he gets banned from my blog so no one has to hear his bullshit here again.
Poll: Frits or fanatacist? (Vote): Frits (Vote): fanatacist
On October 19 2009 02:44 Belano wrote: Lol @ this blog.
Anyway, I think its a decent idea. I voted for mobility/gather energy. Econ build ftw.
Thought exactly the same. You should confront it with FakeSteve's pet creature, when it grows up.
And the name? Let's see.. It has a bit dumb facial expression, it's stretching itself a little to right side, it stares at me as it was about to cheese me and it wears blue uniform...
On October 19 2009 03:23 fanatacist wrote: Let's make it interesting.
Vote for who is the "winner" in this internet battle. If I lose, I will delete all my previous blogs (but I'll continue this one since there is interest in it), and will not post any new blogs for 6 months. If Frits loses, he gets banned from my blog so no one has to hear his bullshit here again.
Poll: Frits or fanatacist? (Vote): Frits (Vote): fanatacist
This will not be a fair trial if people make fake accounts just to swing the vote. I hope it's just some rabid fanat fanboy rather than him being petty enough to do it himself.
On October 19 2009 03:48 Chef wrote: This will not be a fair trial if people make fake accounts just to swing the vote. I hope it's just some rabid fanat fanboy rather than him being petty enough to do it himself.
Uh... I think I'd be banned as well just because that'd be so humiliating.
On October 19 2009 03:52 fanatacist wrote: Lol Frits there's no way all those votes for you are legit, I was up 8-1. Are you so scared of losing you're spamming proxies?
On October 19 2009 03:23 fanatacist wrote: Let's make it interesting.
Vote for who is the "winner" in this internet battle. If I lose, I will delete all my previous blogs (but I'll continue this one since there is interest in it), and will not post any new blogs for 6 months. If Frits loses, he gets banned from my blog so no one has to hear his bullshit here again.
Poll: Frits or fanatacist? (Vote): Frits (Vote): fanatacist
You have 1 hour as of 03:20 KST to vote.
I think you both suck how do I vote to make both of you disappear
You can get the fuck out, because I grow weary of your constant holier-than-thou attacks. Wasn't there a script that allows you to block seeing specific people's posts? Invest some time in that imo, and stop bitching. Thanks.
On the other hand, I doubt even Frits is low enough to use proxies. My main suspect is now fusionsdf. Sonuvbob also is questionable because he would do this just for fun. I doubt my side is legit as well, it's way too fucking even haha.
On October 19 2009 03:52 fanatacist wrote: Lol Frits there's no way all those votes for you are legit, I was up 8-1. Are you so scared of losing you're spamming proxies?
Please SonuvBob, this is waaay too valuable in drama factor for you to spoil. I mean.. the automated ban list has been kind of dull lately. (Good job on cheering it up a bit with that last one.)
On October 19 2009 04:00 SonuvBob wrote: I was tempted to rig it to be a tie, but that'd be boring.
Boo This was actually fun.
On October 19 2009 04:06 Dknight wrote: All votes should be public.
Takes away the validity of the vote since people will be afraid to vote for who they want, but at the same time it takes away the excuses both of them are thinking in their heads that the poll was rigged and so it doesn't damage either of their ego's at all. In fact, Frits is probably flattered by a close vote given the stakes.
uhh i think the little dude should become an airborne critter so he can have fun and avoid all this human debate. Humans are so strange..Imagine another race having an argument but they use long distance communication to somehow try and effect the other person. Over a long period of time. Its pretty hilarious!
On October 19 2009 04:02 Badjas wrote: Please SonuvBob, this is waaay too valuable in drama factor for you to spoil. I mean.. the automated ban list has been kind of dull lately. (Good job on cheering it up a bit with that last one.)
You want drama? I got your drama right here!
From: ??? Subject: the perfect troll Date: 10/19/09 03:27 please rig that poll ridiculously in my favor if you want to see the funniest meltdown ever
On October 19 2009 04:02 Badjas wrote: Please SonuvBob, this is waaay too valuable in drama factor for you to spoil. I mean.. the automated ban list has been kind of dull lately. (Good job on cheering it up a bit with that last one.)
Well I guess you'll have to take my word for it that I didn't rig it. There was probably cheating on both sides though. :p I'm curious what Manitou did to "solve the problem." Didn't see masses of polish referrers in the logs.
starcraftfan is zatic's BFF, I think he's banned about a dozen of his accounts.
On October 19 2009 04:34 SonuvBob wrote: Well I guess you'll have to take my word for it that I didn't rig it. There was probably cheating on both sides though. :p I'm curious what Manitou did to "solve the problem." Didn't see masses of polish referrers in the logs.
starcraftfan is zatic's BFF, I think he's banned about a dozen of his accounts.
On the one hand I think you're a good guy and if you say things like that I should believe you. However, you might be incorporating this into your coverup. Then again, doesn't really matter that much. The PM was fake though right?
Captain Bebo chills out in his little corner of the developing animal kingdom, gathering his strength, and over time he evolved a tailfin! Now he can move around faster than before, getting farther than he could in the past.
THANKS DIVINO!
Poll: What should Bebo evolve now? (top 2 will be implemented) (Vote): Evolve better fighting mechanisms (Vote): Evolve better defensive mechanisms (Vote): Evolve better scouting mechanisms (Vote): Evolve better movement mechanisms.
Poll: What should Bebo do now? (Vote): Go search for other organisms (Vote): Go search for food (Vote): Go search for shelter
By the way even though this is developing slowly per vote round, I am going to try to make it go faster if I slow down in terms of updates during the school week. Also, things will pick up after we find more stuff (:
Captain Bebo, fresh from his rest, managed to evolve two separate things at once! He now has side fins to help him direct his movement more accurately, essential for navigation in both offense and escape. He also grew fangs, which help him bite his enemies and eventually eat more advanced foods!
As he went out exploring for food, trying to fill his hungry belly, he stumbled across some seaweed. MMM SEAWEED! Deciding to eat it instead of smoking it, Captain Bebo felt himself grow bigger and stronger with every bite. He made note of the location for the future, if he gets hungry again, but that shouldn't be for a few more arbitrary changes of time in the organism world.
Poll: What should Bebo evolve now? (Vote): A penis, you perverts. (Vote): A vagina? (Vote): Another limb of some sort (Vote): Better scouting mechanism
Poll: What should Bebo do now? (Vote): Go find some other organisms (Vote): Go find shelter (Vote): Go find more food (Vote): Sleep, and do 2 things next turn
On October 19 2009 07:11 Meta wrote: Question: If he comes across another organism, and successfully disposes of it, can he eat it and gain it's properties?
I was actually thinking about that, but for now I want to just leave it as growing bigger/changing color. He would otherwise gain too many weird limbs and shit.
On October 19 2009 07:17 LordWeird wrote: Can we get Bebo a pack of cigarettes? Put his new fins to good use.
edit: or is he strictly an underwater creature?
I'm cool with defying physics by letting him smoke cigarettes and weed and etc. underwater, but I think it's a little too early for that and most of TL is too goody-good for that as well
BTW if I come back and I'm ready to do another one, and the poll is tied, then I am going to post and say something like "you have 10 minutes to decide between x and y" and then if no one makes a decision I'll usually go with the more sensible thing (for example, in this case it would be scouting).
Lol I'm not doing one yet, been less than an hour. I really hope I don't have to start incorporating a vag in every drawing from now on, I was just throwing the idea out there -_-;
Divino, you rule btw. Nice signature. --- Captain Bebo felt something weird coming out of his head... No, not a penis... No, not a vagina... Antennae! These will help him detect the reverberations of soundwaves traveling through water, allowing him to detect things before his feeble eyes can see them! Using his newfound powers, he quickly sets course to the nearest organism he sensed bubbling in the distance. With powerful strokes of his fins, he sped away towards the new creature.
On the way there he sees a pile of rocks. That can be useful later... For something. Right?
He finds the organism shortly after, peacefully drifting through the deep waters. It seems timid and harmless in general.
Poll: What should Bebo do now? (Vote): KILL THE CREATURE AND EAT IT FUUU (Vote): Befriend the creature by showing it where his food is. (Vote): Run away! RUN AWAY! (Vote): Keep swimming - there must be more interesting things out there. (Vote): Intimidate it and ask for stuff, otherwise it dies.
On October 19 2009 08:29 ShoCkeyy wrote: OMG YOU CHEATER! VAGINA HAD 17!!!! I WASTED MY 1000TH POST FOR THIS!
I already decided before I left to smoke. Also, I heard you were rigging polls. Stop being so petty or I will ban you from my blog. I am keeping an eye on you. Looks like you haven't changed much after all.
Who is the cheater now, asshole?
EDIT: Changed my mind, decided to ban you. Hopefully that will make you care less about this, at least so you stop rigging the polls like a douche.
On October 19 2009 08:29 ShoCkeyy wrote: OMG YOU CHEATER! VAGINA HAD 17!!!! I WASTED MY 1000TH POST FOR THIS!
I already decided before I left to smoke. Also, I heard you were rigging polls. Stop being so petty or I will ban you from my blog. I am keeping an eye on you. Looks like you haven't changed much after all.
Who is the cheater now, asshole?
Hmm, well it was weird that mech jumped from 8 to 12 -__-;
Everyone, until I am sure that no one is rigging polls, I will either have to do manual vote tallies (post your vote), or I will simply stop doing these. I will decide after this round.
On October 19 2009 08:56 intrigue wrote: you can always kill a friend later. be his friend until it stops being convenient. the ocean is a cutthroat place!
Lol whenever you post you seem to get into it and I just imagine a little Asian girl saying what you wrote. Intrigue soo cute n_n!
On October 19 2009 08:25 fanatacist wrote: Divino, you rule btw. Nice signature. --- Captain Bebo felt something weird coming out of his head... No, not a penis... No, not a vagina... Antennae!
Captain Bebo showed his new friend, whose name is still undisclosed [[NEW ROUND OF NAME CHOOSING PEOPLE]], to the seaweed patch that Bebo discovered earlier. This interaction increased Bebo's intelligence! Maybe when he finds more things or encounters new situations, he will be able to invent something or solve an issue. The purple creature seemed interested in trying the new food, and almost as soon as he ate it, he grew a monster bicep and a vagina! I guess he's a she now.
Given that she now has a vagina, her demeanor changed to baseless annoyance. At first she huffed and puffed around, concerned about how Captain Bebo did not compliment her about her new look, then told Captain Bebo that he has to sleep on the rocks tonight. Then she said she wanted to go and mess that one other organism up because she took her fashionable necklace. Captain Bebo realized that no amount of intelligence could help him overcome this issue. After a few minutes, the female organism decided that she was being unfair and took Captain Bebo to HER food source - coral. Bebo had a few mouthfuls, and instantly grew bigass teeth.
Poll: What should Bebo do now? (Vote): Grow a penis + testicles (Vote): Go with his friend to fuck up that one organism... yadda yadda (Vote): Go out and try to find a job, prepare for the married life... (Vote): Try to McGuiver something out of the stuff he has
EDIT: Remember to post your responses as well as vote in the poll, please. Also choose a name!
On October 19 2009 11:02 fusionsdf wrote: wheres the option to die I HOPE HE DIES
Where's the option for you to fuck off? Oh wait, I found it.
You're my idol fantacist, but why did you get roflstomped in your rap battles?
I think the winner of a battle, especially online (where there is little to no crowd response) is pretty subjective. If you mean why I did not respond, I got sick with swine flu and then when I got better I just didn't feel like doing more. Also, I am pretty sure you were being sarcastic in the first part of your post, and I want you to know that I appreciate you spending your valuable time to mock me.
The pink snakelike creature with an upside-down arm on her head and a pussy on her back should be named Weirdorella. Weirdorella is ugly and annoying. I'm sure Bebo can find a better mate. I vote to find and fuck up that other chick, who certainly looks nicer with her brand-new necklace. She must also be smart, handy and quick to be able to steal Weirdorella's necklace, which makes her species much more worthy of coupling with Bebo.
So he meets up with a creature that has a vag for a face. But he doesn't have penis. Then she grows an additional vagina to spite him. You give him teeth in stead of a penis. You are cruel, what's wrong with you.
On October 19 2009 18:22 Scorch wrote: Just found this, looks fun
The pink snakelike creature with an upside-down arm on her head and a pussy on her back should be named Weirdorella. Weirdorella is ugly and annoying. I'm sure Bebo can find a better mate. I vote to find and fuck up that other chick, who certainly looks nicer with her brand-new necklace. She must also be smart, handy and quick to be able to steal Weirdorella's necklace, which makes her species much more worthy of coupling with Bebo.
Haha I love the way you think. Weirdorella is a great name but due to popular consensus, I have to go with the other great name Shine[Kal].
On October 19 2009 18:35 Pholon wrote: So he meets up with a creature that has a vag for a face. But he doesn't have penis. Then she grows an additional vagina to spite him. You give him teeth in stead of a penis. You are cruel, what's wrong with you.
On October 19 2009 20:54 fishyjoes wrote: Whats the "stuff" he has? A rock and two plants? o.O
You could still craft something I think, but the point was that it was too early for that option. Still going to do it since it was voted for and will provide an evolution choice this round because I wanted to slow down his development a bit so we could get to know more stuff before getting further.
I'm waiting until we can make a computer and the internet and then browse TL and have options like "troll xxx thread." That's when I use a proxy and make a TL account "Captain Bebo" and start trolling people. Then one day he will be a real person somehow, probably when I have a kid.
On October 19 2009 22:10 Aerox wrote: Name: Trogdor-ina? (The Burninatress?) Bebo's action: Add consummated Vs
Captain Bebo used his advanced intelligence and made a helmet out of coral! He now can wear it when he is ready for battle. It made him even smarter as well, because making things makes you smart!
Shine[Kal] looked at it and told him that he should have made her a necklace instead, but Captain Bebo stood up for himself this time and told her that until they have sex, he doesn't have to do anything for her. She then told him he has no penis and his antennae are flaccid and useless, so there was no point in their relationship unless he defeats the other creature that stole her necklace! So, Bebo and Shine went out in search for the other creature. Using his sonar senses, Bebo found the other creature soon after.
The creature seemed ready for Bebo and Shine, with its 4 arms out and necklace still around its body! Bebo quickly thinks of a strategy...
Poll: What strategy should Bebo use? (Vote): Try to compromise with the creature - food or helmet for necklace (Vote): Put on helmet, distract the creature, and get Shine to knock him out! (Vote): Try to bite the creature from behind! EAT IT! (Vote): Ram it into the rocks! (Vote): RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Assuming Bebo wins the battle, what should he do next?
Poll: What should Bebo do now? (Vote): Search for more stuff and organisms (Vote): Make a shelter out of rocks (Vote): Make something else
Bebo feels his body changing... What is coming?!
Poll: What should Bebo evolve now? (Vote): PENIS PENIS PENIS (Vote): VAJAYJAY (Vote): Another limb (Vote): Improve an existing feature
On October 20 2009 00:22 EsX_Raptor wrote: this virtual pet became shit after the vagina and penis stuff imo -___-
edit: It would've been a million times more badass if there was a "grow a machine gun" or something like that option lol
I have to listen to the public, if it was just me making shit up as I went along no one would care :p Thank your peers. Things will get more badass later when we have like, arms, and more organisms.
On October 19 2009 18:22 Scorch wrote: I'm sure Bebo can find a better mate. I vote to find and fuck up that other chick, who certainly looks nicer with her brand-new necklace.
Haha I was wrong, she's just as ugly. Anyway, dump that dislikable Shine[Kal] bitch and instead get together with the necklace-wearing kraken thingy. No use for a partner with a mouth perfectly suited for blowjobs AND a pussy when Bebo doesn't even have a wiener. What has she ever done other than nag nag nag? Choose the orange four-armed creature over her. Offer the stranger food to get the necklace, and use the necklace to strangle Shine[Kal]. Then give the necklace back to the squid chick as a present and ride with her towards the sunset.
quatropus? it certainly looks like bebo could bite of it's eyes with his bigger teeth ezpz but if it grabs bebo it could carry him to the waters surface and let poor bebo suffocate
Captain Bebo, our valiant hero, snuck behind the creature and CHOMP! Bit its head off!!! The creature drifted into the deep, and Bebo gave the necklace back to Shine[Kal], who was very pleased for the first time since eating that seaweed.
Captain Bebo now set off to the rocks he had found earlier, feeling that he has silenced any immediate danger, and made himself a cave. Shine and Bebo now had a place to live! After making the shelter and taking a break, Bebo felt something strange happening to his side fins... They started spreading out, and eventually broke into 3 little fingers!
Not too far from their cave, Bebo sensed some activity. Going to investigate, he found 2 strange creatures living in a treasure chest. After getting the basic niceties like names and etc. out of the way, the creatures told him that they were part of a bigger group of organisms that lived in this part of the area.
Poll: What should Bebo do now? (Vote): Make friends with the creatures and ask them to show him around the community. (Vote): Ignore the creatures and go look around somewhere else. (Vote): Kill the creatures for being purple and pink. (Vote): Ask the creatures if they know about any interesting things in the area.
Poll: What should Bebo evolve? (Vote): Makeother limbs more articulate like his fins. (Vote): Reproductive organs. (Vote): Elongate his body to make room for new stuff.
hahaha oh thats pretty chill. im like smack dab in the middle of north jersey. actually going down to rutgers nov5th since wongfu productions is gonna be there then.
Murderer! Why did you kill the lovely kraken monster? What did she ever do to you? WHYYYYY!?
Anyway, now that Bebo is a vicious killer fish, it's only consistent to slay the pink dudes just because they look gay. The whole amoeba tribe will be on to him, but that's what bullies deserve. A larger body and good use of the coral helmet will be necessary to deal with that threat.
On October 20 2009 13:35 hyst.eric.al wrote: hahaha oh thats pretty chill. im like smack dab in the middle of north jersey. actually going down to rutgers nov5th since wongfu productions is gonna be there then.
You should send me a PM with your number we can meet up and drink some beer or something (:
Captain Bebo sets off with the pink and purple creatures Pinky and Stinky down the pebble path to explore his new community. He saw a kelp forest, a coral tree, and an upturned rowboat, all of which were homes to new creatures. Pinky and Stinky said that in the boat lived Barclay, the ruler of the area because of his big mass and big teeth, but they said that Bebo's teeth bere bigger. They said that Barclay was a good guy, but was awfully lonely.
In the meantime, Bebo felt his body stretching out, making room for more evolutions to come.
Poll: What should Bebo evolve now? (Vote): Mobility (Vote): Enhance an existing feature (Vote): Offensive capability (Vote): Defensive capability
Poll: What should Bebo's long term goal be? (Vote): Make peace in the village and rise to political power (Vote): Overthrow the tyrant Barclay! (Vote): Find a way to help Barclay and gain his good will (Vote): Kill off the community one by one and take their stuff
On October 20 2009 13:35 hyst.eric.al wrote: hahaha oh thats pretty chill. im like smack dab in the middle of north jersey. actually going down to rutgers nov5th since wongfu productions is gonna be there then.
You should send me a PM with your number we can meet up and drink some beer or something (:
lol i would def do it but probably gonna have to drive back. i just got my restricted liscence too, so there's like no time to chill after the event, and my mom turns into kerrigan if i come home after 12.
By slaying the creature who stole the necklace, I'm sure Bebo assimilated some of her thievish essence. It's natural to proceed by raiding the amoeba village and assassinating its hapless inhabitants. Bebo should see to it that he develops more dexterity so he can actually build something useful out of the loot. Man rules the planet not because of bodily strength but because he has nimble fingers and a sharp mind.
On October 20 2009 13:35 hyst.eric.al wrote: hahaha oh thats pretty chill. im like smack dab in the middle of north jersey. actually going down to rutgers nov5th since wongfu productions is gonna be there then.
You should send me a PM with your number we can meet up and drink some beer or something (:
lol i would def do it but probably gonna have to drive back. i just got my restricted liscence too, so there's like no time to chill after the event, and my mom turns into kerrigan if i come home after 12.
Ah brutal ): Some other time you should definitely head down to Rutgers, especially when we win our CSL division and Princeton does as well (hopefully), and they come to play us in New Brunswick (:
Anyway ... Why so much rage in the current poll results? Am I the only one to think he needs some defensive capabilities? We all saw what happened to that poor .. quadropus guy. If Bebo doesnt get some good defensive capabilities, the same might happen to him.
Also, that Barclay is not a tyrant! Let's gain good favors so that when he dies he leaves all his stuff to Bebo and he then becomes THE EMPEROR without needing to kill the previous one, which will be much better for his political image imo.
Anyway ... Why so much rage in the current poll results? Am I the only one to think he needs some defensive capabilities? We all saw what happened to that poor .. quadropus guy. If Bebo doesnt get some good defensive capabilities, the same might happen to him.
Also, that Barclay is not a tyrant! Let's gain good favors so that when he dies he leaves all his stuff to Bebo and he then becomes THE EMPEROR without needing to kill the previous one, which will be much better for his political image imo.
have you ever heard of the saying "the best defense is a good offense" ? If you can kill the guy before he even makes his move, you really need no defense.
I bet the best gladiator in history (if there ever was one) fought naked with only his sharp sword and godly skills.
On October 20 2009 13:35 hyst.eric.al wrote: hahaha oh thats pretty chill. im like smack dab in the middle of north jersey. actually going down to rutgers nov5th since wongfu productions is gonna be there then.
You should send me a PM with your number we can meet up and drink some beer or something (:
lol i would def do it but probably gonna have to drive back. i just got my restricted liscence too, so there's like no time to chill after the event, and my mom turns into kerrigan if i come home after 12.
Ah brutal ): Some other time you should definitely head down to Rutgers, especially when we win our CSL division and Princeton does as well (hopefully), and they come to play us in New Brunswick (:
lol i actually dont play any starcraft at all but just watch VODS and follow the programing scene more than i should. once my grades stop counting im going to play this shit; friend of mine who used to be extremely good back when he was a freshman in high school will probably help me along. havent really played starcraft since 5 years ago on fastest maps heh. friend actually knows bisu and shit on battlenet (ridic) and all this stuff. it should be pretty intense.
im assuming you play starcraft so once second marking periods over we should definitely play, but get ready for some 60apm D- shit.
We don't need defense. There is no way Fanatacist is going to kill his own creature, even if we make the most stupid choice. That said, we need more offense!
On October 21 2009 11:34 Thratur wrote: We don't need defense. There is no way Fanatacist is going to kill his own creature, even if we make the most stupid choice. That said, we need more offense!
No but losing a battle could make him injured and then he will have to recuperate for a few turns (:
if we give him defenses, give him plates on his back like an aardvark so he can roll into a ball, but instead line the plates with spike so he becomes a spikey ball of motherfucking ownage.
On October 21 2009 05:48 StorrZerg wrote: so how long till bebo walks on land?
more importantly how long until he grows the long awaited penis ?
I want Bebo to be a hermaphrodite. penis + vagina = double fun for Bebo and moreover he will have increased chances to mate with potent partners to become even more awesome.
Captain Bebo goes back to his cave and tells Shine[Kal] what he found out from Pinky and Stinky. Together they agree that they should overthrow Barclay, and rule the little cove together as king and queen.
In the meantime, Bebo grows a horn, which will definitely aid him in his conquest of the kingdom. He went around with his new intimidating demeanor, trying to instill revolution in the hearts of the other organisms, promising democracy and freedom of press and other political jargon no one cares about. The organisms looked on confusedly, but gave no real response besides "Why? Why? Why?" "God these creatures are IDIOTS" said Bebo, and realized that if he were to overthrow Barclay, it'd have to be on his own.
Poll: What should Bebo do to overthrow Barclay? (Vote): Scout out his abilities then plan accordingly (Vote): Go in there and KICK HIS ASS (Vote): Grow a penis and reproduce to create an army (Vote): Set a trap for him
Oh, I thought overthrowing already included defeating him in battle. Anyway, just own him in a fight. The amoebas said Bebo was stronger than Barclay, and that was even before the last attack upgrade. Put on the coral helm and give Barclay the horn where the sun doesn't shine.
The good news is the other "idiot" organisms will be perfect subjects once Barclay is gone. I am guessing around then it may be nice to develop some defense, just in case some sneaky bastard decides to back stab. Clearly I have no idea what's going on, but am looking forward to the continuation!
LOL - I am really shocked nobody voted for the "grow a penis" option yet. For full disclosure, I went for the scouting thing too... but now thinking that was weak!
On October 22 2009 03:43 citi.zen wrote: LOL - I am really shocked nobody voted for the "grow a penis" option yet. For full disclosure, I went for the scouting thing too... but now thinking that was weak!
On October 22 2009 03:43 citi.zen wrote: LOL - I am really shocked nobody voted for the "grow a penis" option yet. For full disclosure, I went for the scouting thing too... but now thinking that was weak!
On October 22 2009 07:21 HopLight wrote: Its so sad, fanatacist desperately wants to draw a penis on bebo and people keep voting him down
I don't really want to, just I keep giving the option because whenever I don't people protest. Then when I do, it always gets shot down. Bebo will be a virgin because of our indicision xD
We should go study our own abilities and see how will they fare against Barclay. Maybe we can snipe down one of those pink and purple bastards and see how ez our new horn can do the job of assassination. A dick is irrelevant at this point given the now one-armed bitch can now go fap on her own, and besides, training a new army requires that we train each little dude individually which is just a waste of time imo.
I just want to gtfo of the water already, grow a pair of legs, turn green and see how the world, monsters and food is above water.
Captain Bebo carefully approaches the bedrock in his cave where Shine[Kal] is laying down. His newly formed penis is ready to procreate an army of destruction. Quickly he forces himself into her before she can turn around and bitch at him about how she needs foreplay and romance. Because his goal is reproduction, he doesn't cum on her face (sorry Frits! I know you were waiting for this).
A few short hours later, the children pop out, sharing traits of both parents.
Poll: What should Bebo do now? (top 2 choices will be done in logical order) (Vote): Go directly to Barclay's lair and dispose of him (Vote): Train his children in hand-to-hand combat (Vote): Kill Shine[Kal] as she has outlived her use for him and is now saggy (Vote): Eat his children to gain their juvenile strength (Vote): Evolve something new (Vote): Go out and test his army on some villagers
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