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food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
September 18 2009 04:39 GMT
#1
So i am sitting at my desk playing some icup which gets pretty intense. I live with couple roommates in some casual apartment complex.
Map is python, 9 vs 6 zvt, this one guy going wraith off 2 port giving me a lot of trouble.
I hear a door bell, try to pause( just to get it instantly unpaused), run out and open the door thinking its my friend, then run back to finish the game off.
In about 20 sec i hear "hey man". I turn around and see about 6.2 feet tall bum with insane beard standing behind my back ROFL.
I was clueless wtf was going on so i just asked something like "what the fuck are you doing here?", pretty sure i sounded calm. Guy goes "well the door WAS OPEN" LMAO. I got up and told him to gtfo and he walked out. I slam the door and run back to finish the game.
I just realized how serious bw is.

***
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Hithran
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada57 Posts
September 18 2009 04:41 GMT
#2
wow I'm surprised that didn't turn into a burglary or something hah. did you win the game?
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
September 18 2009 04:43 GMT
#3
THIS BIZNS IS SO SRS WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SPELL OUT SRS PROPERLY
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
September 18 2009 04:43 GMT
#4
On September 18 2009 13:39 food wrote:
So i am sitting at my desk playing some icup which gets pretty intense. I live with couple roommates in some casual apartment complex.
Map is python, 9 vs 6 zvt, this one guy going wraith off 2 port giving me a lot of trouble.
I hear a door bell, try to pause( just to get it instantly unpaused), run out and open the door thinking its my friend, then run back to finish the game off.
In about 20 sec i hear "hey man". I turn around and see about 6.2 feet tall bum with insane beard standing behind my back ROFL.
I was clueless wtf was going on so i just asked something like "what the fuck are you doing here?", pretty sure i sounded calm. Guy goes "well the door WAS OPEN" LMAO. I got up and told him to gtfo and he walked out. I slam the door and run back to finish the game.
I just realized how serious bw is.


what a bullshit guy. Rings the bell and says door was open -_-
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-18 04:47:37
September 18 2009 04:46 GMT
#5
hahaha
i cant believe it just happened
yea i won the game

http://repdepot.net/download.php?type=rep&id=21187&name=rushlm vs rottedchode.rep

look @ 9:55 with bwchart apm goes to 0 LOL
thats when i got up 2nd time
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
September 18 2009 04:48 GMT
#6
hahaha that's great lol
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
September 18 2009 04:58 GMT
#7
On September 18 2009 13:43 SanguineToss wrote:
what a bullshit guy. Rings the bell and says door was open -_-


Yea he is either mental or fucked up on drugs, he didnt act rude or anything, took off as soon as i told him to. But hes been hanging around the complex earlier tonight from what i remember, probably shoulda called the cops
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
September 18 2009 05:07 GMT
#8
so you blogged about it while playing SC then posted in your blog after you won?
nice
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 18 2009 05:09 GMT
#9
Wow, sorta scary no? GJ on winning though
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 18 2009 05:22 GMT
#10
lmfao now that you bring that up, this has happened to me like 2 times. I would assume its my sister or friend at the door and i end up coming back to my room to finish off my game. Little to realize that it was some jehova one time and a mail man the second time. The jehova actually stood at the door while i finsihed playing my game(which i had no idea it was the jehova at the door); and once I had finished the game I was like "wtf how come nobody ever came in?" and once I peeped at the front door I felt like such a douche but happy that I got to complete the game.

The second time, the mail man waited for like 10-15 mins(bgh carrier stupid game) until he walked to my room and scared the shit out of me. I had needed to sign a box.

P.S. GTFO of the ghetto bro. You got random people walking your complex and nobody thinks much of it? Your lucky you didn't get your ass raped like that zvsp you be pulling off.
ya had ya shot kid!
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-18 05:32:29
September 18 2009 05:31 GMT
#11
On September 18 2009 14:07 OmgIRok wrote:
so you blogged about it while playing SC then posted in your blog after you won?
nice


are you retarded

edit: LOL Kenn, out of all people id expect you to do this
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 18 2009 05:31 GMT
#12
LOL. what an awesome bum
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 18 2009 05:48 GMT
#13
hilariously weird story
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 18 2009 05:51 GMT
#14
wtf
Since when do people just walk into other people's houses?
But yeah, bw is serious business for sure.
Sullifam
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 18 2009 05:56 GMT
#15
If I had not been at knife point once, I would have found this pretty amusing ... Glad it turned out okay lol ...
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
September 18 2009 06:00 GMT
#16
On September 18 2009 13:43 SanguineToss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2009 13:39 food wrote:
So i am sitting at my desk playing some icup which gets pretty intense. I live with couple roommates in some casual apartment complex.
Map is python, 9 vs 6 zvt, this one guy going wraith off 2 port giving me a lot of trouble.
I hear a door bell, try to pause( just to get it instantly unpaused), run out and open the door thinking its my friend, then run back to finish the game off.
In about 20 sec i hear "hey man". I turn around and see about 6.2 feet tall bum with insane beard standing behind my back ROFL.
I was clueless wtf was going on so i just asked something like "what the fuck are you doing here?", pretty sure i sounded calm. Guy goes "well the door WAS OPEN" LMAO. I got up and told him to gtfo and he walked out. I slam the door and run back to finish the game.
I just realized how serious bw is.


what a bullshit guy. Rings the bell and says door was open -_-


??????
door was closed, OP opened the door for him and ran back
lol what the hell would he do? i would also probably slowly walk in and be like "hello..?" or something.
then again i don't really ring random doorbells
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
September 18 2009 06:10 GMT
#17
weird story.... O_o glad you didn't get raped or something. Both in real life and in Broodwar XD
Hellions are my homeboys
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 18 2009 09:16 GMT
#18
LOL i can totally see myself doing something like this
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
September 18 2009 11:26 GMT
#19
On September 18 2009 18:16 CharlieMurphy wrote:
LOL i can totally see myself doing something like this

Yeah haha, BW is pretty fucking intense.

Weird as hell this though , rofl.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
September 18 2009 13:05 GMT
#20
On September 18 2009 13:39 food wrote:
So i am sitting at my desk playing some icup which gets pretty intense. I live with couple roommates in some casual apartment complex.
Map is python, 9 vs 6 zvt, this one guy going wraith off 2 port giving me a lot of trouble.
I hear a door bell, try to pause( just to get it instantly unpaused), run out and open the door thinking its my friend, then run back to finish the game off.
In about 20 sec i hear "hey man". I turn around and see about 6.2 feet tall bum with insane beard standing behind my back ROFL.
I was clueless wtf was going on so i just asked something like "what the fuck are you doing here?", pretty sure i sounded calm. Guy goes "well the door WAS OPEN" LMAO. I got up and told him to gtfo and he walked out. I slam the door and run back to finish the game.
I just realized how serious bw is.


dude, you just threw away a potential practice partner. shame on you. bums rule
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
September 18 2009 13:11 GMT
#21
You need a samurai sword obviously.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
September 18 2009 18:16 GMT
#22
On September 18 2009 22:11 Boblion wrote:
You need a samurai sword obviously.


LMAO

Too bad i only had a bread knife around, would take awhile to hack through the neck
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
September 18 2009 18:19 GMT
#23
That's so creepy rofl.
TranslatorBaa!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 22 2009 06:43 GMT
#24
rofl!
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Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
September 23 2009 13:45 GMT
#25
Lmao this happened to me once. I played tvp and had paused two time already when the doorbell rang. I assumed it was my friend who called me earlier (and made me pause the first time). I quickly ran at the door and unlocked and ran back to finish the game. When I heard the door opened I shouted at him to come to my room. I realised it was not my friend when some guy came to my room and kindly asked what I was doing... He was a jehova and he told me played starcraft before BW was released He gave me some magazines and left.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 23 2009 15:12 GMT
#26
Man, Jehova likes giving free salvation magazines

On another note, same ordeal with a woman who was asking for clothes telling he she lost her house due to a fire, So I came to the door showed my face and came back to my computer for the sake of getting my 130+..

Came back to the gate, found out that she left and could have been pissed off. (I think its a fucking scam anyway)

I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
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