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"Hey t_co, I heard that you wanted to head up our new XXXX team. So I just wanted to say sorry. Sorry, because I want it to and I'm more qualified."
So today, the boss walks in and not only gives the project to me, but I find out later this afternoon that he's been sent packing to Milwaukee. For the next six months. GO FREEZE YOU COCKSUCKER.
The guy has the face of a horse, so I'm going to ask him...say what horsefucker? SAY WHAT?
Man oh man office politics ownage has never felt more sweet. SUCK IT DOWN, PWNED BIATCH
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you sound angry. are you angry?
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offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him
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On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote: offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him
Please do this.
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On September 03 2009 17:25 PanN wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote: offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him Please do this.
Though I advice against it, if you do, set up a camara and show us his reaction.
Perhaps broadcast it to the entire company.
Evil >:D
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On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote: offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him That would actually be fucking hilarious.
Please, PLEASE, P L E A S E do this and film it :D
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On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote: offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him HAHA "thatll teach him" sealed the deal on that joke for me
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Americans seem so hateful. It's like the office is an arena for competition rather than productivity. People rather condescend than help. Just my 2 cents
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On September 03 2009 18:23 Blyf wrote: Americans seem so hateful. It's like the office is an arena for competition rather than productivity. People rather condescend than help. Just my 2 cents
yea, that is about right. that is why america is rapidly approaching toilet status. guys like the OP will be middle-management, at best, for the rest of their lives. what is worse.. they will consider themselves "lucky".
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On September 03 2009 18:25 omninmo wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2009 18:23 Blyf wrote: Americans seem so hateful. It's like the office is an arena for competition rather than productivity. People rather condescend than help. Just my 2 cents yea, that is about right. that is why america is rapidly approaching toilet status. guys like the OP will be middle-management, at best, for the rest of their lives. what is worse.. they will consider themselves "lucky". Approaching?
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Office drama...haha.
Good for you, OP. (:
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well...I think its ok to vent here..
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On September 03 2009 17:09 t_co wrote: The guy has the face of a horse, so I'm going to ask him...say what horsefucker? SAY WHAT?
Oh man comedy gold right there! How long did it take for you to come up with that ?
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I dont get it, you both wanted the project but you got it and now you want to rub it in his face?
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On September 03 2009 20:10 Frits wrote: I dont get it, you both wanted the project but you got it and now you want to rub it in his face? I'm sure there is some past history between them also.
On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote: offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and shout in his face 'gg n00b nore!' HAHA faggot. thatll teach him
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another story of how politicians (whether or not they are politicians by trade) fail in life
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Do what Jim Carrey did to that guy who got promoted for the job he wanted to have in the movie:
Evan Almighty (or something like that)
God, I spent minutes laughing my ass off x'D
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