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say what? say what motherfucker?

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t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
September 03 2009 08:09 GMT
#1
"Hey t_co, I heard that you wanted to head up our new XXXX team. So I just wanted to say sorry. Sorry, because I want it to and I'm more qualified."

So today, the boss walks in and not only gives the project to me, but I find out later this afternoon that he's been sent packing to Milwaukee. For the next six months. GO FREEZE YOU COCKSUCKER.

The guy has the face of a horse, so I'm going to ask him...say what horsefucker? SAY WHAT?

Man oh man office politics ownage has never felt more sweet. SUCK IT DOWN, PWNED BIATCH

**
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
September 03 2009 08:15 GMT
#2
you sound angry. are you angry?
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
m4gdelen4
Profile Joined October 2008
United States416 Posts
September 03 2009 08:18 GMT
#3
you better wear a cup
it does to blue what blue does to you
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
September 03 2009 08:22 GMT
#4
offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him
HEY MEYT
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
September 03 2009 08:25 GMT
#5
On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote:
offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him


Please do this.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Wala.Revolution
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
7583 Posts
September 03 2009 08:32 GMT
#6
On September 03 2009 17:25 PanN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote:
offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him


Please do this.


Though I advice against it, if you do, set up a camara and show us his reaction.

Perhaps broadcast it to the entire company.

Evil >:D
Stuck.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
September 03 2009 08:42 GMT
#7
On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote:
offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him

That would actually be fucking hilarious.

Please, PLEASE, P L E A S E do this and film it :D
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
September 03 2009 08:46 GMT
#8
On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote:
offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and call him a faggot HAHA thatll teach him

HAHA "thatll teach him" sealed the deal on that joke for me
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Blyf
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Denmark408 Posts
September 03 2009 09:23 GMT
#9
Americans seem so hateful. It's like the office is an arena for competition rather than productivity. People rather condescend than help. Just my 2 cents
"ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin --- wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface. - Some idiot --- D3 Evelynn main with a side of Ashe/Tristana
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-03 09:33:10
September 03 2009 09:25 GMT
#10
On September 03 2009 18:23 Blyf wrote:
Americans seem so hateful. It's like the office is an arena for competition rather than productivity. People rather condescend than help. Just my 2 cents


yea, that is about right. that is why america is rapidly approaching toilet status.
guys like the OP will be middle-management, at best, for the rest of their lives. what is worse.. they will consider themselves "lucky".
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
September 03 2009 09:36 GMT
#11
On September 03 2009 18:25 omninmo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 03 2009 18:23 Blyf wrote:
Americans seem so hateful. It's like the office is an arena for competition rather than productivity. People rather condescend than help. Just my 2 cents


yea, that is about right. that is why america is rapidly approaching toilet status.
guys like the OP will be middle-management, at best, for the rest of their lives. what is worse.. they will consider themselves "lucky".

Approaching?
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
September 03 2009 10:10 GMT
#12
Office drama...haha.

Good for you, OP. (:
Hello
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
September 03 2009 11:03 GMT
#13
well...I think its ok to vent here..
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-03 11:14:00
September 03 2009 11:10 GMT
#14
On September 03 2009 17:09 t_co wrote:
The guy has the face of a horse, so I'm going to ask him...say what horsefucker? SAY WHAT?

Oh man comedy gold right there! How long did it take for you to come up with that
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This neo violence, pure self defiance
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 03 2009 11:10 GMT
#15
I dont get it, you both wanted the project but you got it and now you want to rub it in his face?
win8282
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)454 Posts
September 03 2009 11:27 GMT
#16
this blog made me lol
araav
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Armenia1590 Posts
September 03 2009 12:21 GMT
#17
haha, hilarious
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
September 03 2009 12:29 GMT
#18
On September 03 2009 20:10 Frits wrote:
I dont get it, you both wanted the project but you got it and now you want to rub it in his face?

I'm sure there is some past history between them also.
On September 03 2009 17:22 JohnColtrane wrote:
offer him a handshake and say 'no hard feelings.' and then when he is about to clasp your hand, pull yours back and shout in his face 'gg n00b nore!' HAHA faggot. thatll teach him

"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
September 03 2009 14:19 GMT
#19
another story of how politicians (whether or not they are politicians by trade) fail in life
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
September 03 2009 14:34 GMT
#20
Do what Jim Carrey did to that guy who got promoted for the job he wanted to have in the movie:

Evan Almighty (or something like that)

God, I spent minutes laughing my ass off x'D
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