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Okay, so I was sitting here at the computer, screwing around, until out of the corner of my eye, I noticed the time. I had to leave. But simultaneously I realized I hadn't done significant exercise in a week or so, and I have to play tennis in a few days. I had about 30 minutes to run, shower, get dressed, get ready, and leave.
So I rush outside, and run for about twenty minutes, then my mom calls when I get back and tells me to do some errands. I do so, with about 6-7 minutes to spare. I rush to get my clothes ready, while holding my bottle of water. I was still somewhat tired and thirsty, but I had to shower. I take the bottle of water into the shower, and something about drinking water in the shower was just blissful. It seemed so natural, and fluid (no pun intended), yet ironic. So here I was, being covered in water, while drinking it, and getting ready for the shower.
Anyways, random epiphany aside, I was got my mail, and noticed one of the typical "lost child" notices. They happen all the time, but this one had a particular word that caught my eye.
I know, my phone camera quality is horrid. I didn't have a camera to take it with at the time. Anyways, what that really says is "Ulysses Mondragon." I know, it isn't that outrageous, but I felt like putting it here.
As a side note, the reason I have time to do this is because turns out, I wasn't really that late, so I just sat down, and decided to use the time to make a blog post.
Finally, I have another statement... I hate Protoss. I log into iCCup with the intention of getting C-. I know I can, I just never sat down to do it. I play a ZvZ, but lose fairly. No problem. Next, I play a Protoss on Python who goes 1 gate no gas... I'm assuming that there is a proxy since I'm already at my 3rd hatchery. Turns out, he proxies the cyber core, while I'm massing lings. He builds a corsair, and runs over me because I have all ground, and no antiair whatsoever. Probably my fault, but it was still painful.
I win the next game ZvT Mech with ease, then lose a ZvZ again. I kill about.. 6 drones when my mutas come out (He 12 hatched), and he just hides behind spores. I have way more mutas than him because of the gas harass, but he then just attacks me with inferior mutalisks, and about 10 lings. They kill my natural hatchery, and then he runs away with his mutas to hide behind the spores. I attack out of desperation then lose.
Morning: 1-3.
Later, I screw around, talk to friends, watch VODs, etc. I come back, and boo yeah 3-0. But the last game is what gives me the reason to say my original statement. I destroy him, but he camps behind a pylon wall and lots of storm. I can't do much about it, but I don't really care. i have a huge advantage. He MUST be starved out by now. He takes his island, and builds 12 corsairs + 4 reavers. I have no hydralisk upgrades at all, so I just sit there chasing him around with (eventually) 40 hydralisks after losing like.. 4-5 hatcheries to reavers and disruption web. I finally beat him, but I chased him for 30 minutes... -_-
Okay, I gotta go, bye!
 
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You hate Protoss as well?
We have similar interests!
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On August 29 2009 08:10 CharlieMurphy wrote:
lay off the crack
Hillarious!
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Sweden33700 Posts
I don't get how you didnt see him take his gas in his main ;p
Also, maybe it's just the way you are describing, but if all you lost to his attack in the ZvZ was your natural hatch, I don't see why you needed to desperation attack. You are both 1 main, and you killed 6 drones earlier, you should be fine to just re-expo (unless he had an expo as well).
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I've never drunk water in the shower, interesting idea. :p
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On August 29 2009 08:29 foeffa wrote:
I've never drunk water in the shower, interesting idea. :p
it is actually pretty amazing to drink ice cold water while taking a hot shower. Similar effect in a hot sauna or steam room. Especially great after a workout.
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I always used to do this after sports practices. Try taking a hot steamy shower and drinking very cold water.
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On August 29 2009 08:13 clazziquai wrote:
You hate Protoss as well?
We have similar interests! How?! because of "Protoss" you got your C with 4fucking losses Because you abused the sick imbalance of TvP on outsider you little fuck.
:D
PS: I hate terran
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Ever tried drinking while peeing?
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I used to love drinking in the shower. No water bottles, just drinking the water from the shower head. So good. Then I moved to England, and the top of the water heater in our house was open to the air and any old shit could fall in. I didn't learn that until later, but I somehow survived until then
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On August 29 2009 08:10 CharlieMurphy wrote:
lay off the crack
Seriously, what's wrong with you? ^_^;;
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I like to drink, piss, shower and look at pictures of children on milk cartons all at the same time.
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I have never drank water in the shower, but I have drank beer in the shower on a few occasions. Its good if you need to get drunk early and you dont have much time to spare.
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On August 29 2009 08:22 FrozenArbiter wrote:
I don't get how you didnt see him take his gas in his main ;p
Also, maybe it's just the way you are describing, but if all you lost to his attack in the ZvZ was your natural hatch, I don't see why you needed to desperation attack. You are both 1 main, and you killed 6 drones earlier, you should be fine to just re-expo (unless he had an expo as well).
The thing is he didn't take the gas until after he built the cyber core. And in the ZvZ, he 12 hatched at expo so he had 2 base.
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United States4781 Posts
Oh god. What's Mondi doing with his kids?
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United States22543 Posts
On August 29 2009 08:08 Archaic wrote:
Finally, I have another statement... I hate Protoss. I log into iCCup with the intention of getting C-. I know I can, I just never sat down to do it. I play a ZvZ, but lose fairly. No problem. Next, I play a Protoss on Python who goes 1 gate no gas... I'm assuming that there is a proxy since I'm already at my 3rd hatchery. Turns out, he proxies the cyber core, while I'm massing lings. He builds a corsair, and runs over me because I have all ground, and no antiair whatsoever. Probably my fault, but it was still painful.
Proxy core seems kind of clever. I'd understand hating Protoss for winning off a bunch of misplays, but imo that sounds like a neat play.
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On August 29 2009 10:22 Mastermind wrote:
I have never drank water in the shower, but I have drank beer in the shower on a few occasions. Its good if you need to get drunk early and you dont have much time to spare.
Maybe it's just us Canadians, but it truly is one of the best ideas ever.
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On August 29 2009 09:50 251 wrote:
I like to drink, piss, shower and look at pictures of children on milk cartons all at the same time.
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