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[Guide] How to not get mugged when your in NYC

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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 23:17:41
August 23 2009 21:58 GMT
#1
Don't look up. ( at the buildings like a tourist. )

Have some stains on your shirt and make sure its a t shirt.

Make sure to wear glasses.

Have a few visible scars.

Act like you know where your going, if your by the pjs and your shitting bricks just yell out ( "BENNY WHERE ARE YOU?" in the most Italian accent you can get. ) you might seem like a native.

Have at least a little muscle, some nerdy asian has a high probability to get mugged. Instead, act like an Asian who knows martial arts and can rip out someones heart and eat it.

Be confident.

Wear low quality shirts ( you should be wearing a tee ) and dickys.

Now if you complete all this you probably wont get mugged, good job.

In the end of all of this you should be looking like this :

[image loading]
( you don't have to be black but thats prefered )


Next guide : How not to get a man from New Jersey angry!

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No no no no its not mine!
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
August 23 2009 22:23 GMT
#2
So if I'm not black, I should consider changing my skin color so I look black? Is that what you're trying to say?
God Bless
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 22:28:00
August 23 2009 22:27 GMT
#3
On August 24 2009 07:23 Roffles wrote:
So if I'm not black, I should consider changing my skin color so I look black? Is that what you're trying to say?


No.

Where did I even say that you have to be black to not get mugged? Even tho being black would help, you don't have to be.


Edit :

Oh, I c, your referring to the picture -_-.... thats just how you should dress dude.
No no no no its not mine!
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
August 23 2009 22:43 GMT
#4
0/5
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
August 23 2009 22:44 GMT
#5
Damn, I would definitely get mugged in NYC.
That's why I stay out of it.

And I dislike traffic, I love the suburbs.
Writer
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
August 23 2009 22:44 GMT
#6
What made you decide to push post?
Hi.
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
August 23 2009 22:46 GMT
#7
On August 24 2009 07:44 d(O.o)a wrote:
What made you decide to push post?


Me? or the blog writer.
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d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
August 23 2009 22:49 GMT
#8
On August 24 2009 07:46 l10f wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2009 07:44 d(O.o)a wrote:
What made you decide to push post?


Me? or the blog writer.


-_- the OP
Hi.
jello24
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada327 Posts
August 23 2009 22:52 GMT
#9
soooooo... how does one "Be Confident" without looking up? maybe you should just take out the first point, cause it contradicts everything...
just lurking around...
TommyGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States142 Posts
August 23 2009 22:52 GMT
#10
On August 24 2009 07:46 l10f wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2009 07:44 d(O.o)a wrote:
What made you decide to push post?


Me? or the blog writer.

definitely you
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 23 2009 22:53 GMT
#11
On August 24 2009 07:52 jello24 wrote:
soooooo... how does one "Be Confident" without looking up? maybe you should just take out the first point, cause it contradicts everything...


Don't look up at the buildings stupid
No no no no its not mine!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 23 2009 22:53 GMT
#12
ahaha "( you don't have to be black but thats prefered )"
gn0m
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden302 Posts
August 23 2009 22:59 GMT
#13
A useful and well written guide. 4/5
-_-
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 23:09:52
August 23 2009 23:01 GMT
#14
=[
Jaedong
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
August 23 2009 23:03 GMT
#15
thats pretty much how i dress
cant afford his jewelry tho
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
prOxi.Beater
Profile Joined December 2008
Denmark626 Posts
August 23 2009 23:09 GMT
#16
How can you look confident without looking up? Lol

Looking poor is grade A advice though!
Nobody beats the Beater
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 23 2009 23:17 GMT
#17
On August 24 2009 08:09 prOxi.Beater wrote:
How can you look confident without looking up? Lol

Looking poor is grade A advice though!


Ok ill edit it I guess.. since some people don't get it

I ment looking up at the tall buildings and shit, what a typical tourist would do.
No no no no its not mine!
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
August 23 2009 23:17 GMT
#18
RIP Big L
Brood War for life
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 23 2009 23:26 GMT
#19
BIG L REST IN PEACE
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
August 23 2009 23:29 GMT
#20
Inversely, dressing very nicely and yelling for Benny may give you a mafioso vibe, which would also discourage petty thuggery.
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