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[Guide] How to not get mugged when your in NYC

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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 23:17:41
August 23 2009 21:58 GMT
#1
Don't look up. ( at the buildings like a tourist. )

Have some stains on your shirt and make sure its a t shirt.

Make sure to wear glasses.

Have a few visible scars.

Act like you know where your going, if your by the pjs and your shitting bricks just yell out ( "BENNY WHERE ARE YOU?" in the most Italian accent you can get. ) you might seem like a native.

Have at least a little muscle, some nerdy asian has a high probability to get mugged. Instead, act like an Asian who knows martial arts and can rip out someones heart and eat it.

Be confident.

Wear low quality shirts ( you should be wearing a tee ) and dickys.

Now if you complete all this you probably wont get mugged, good job.

In the end of all of this you should be looking like this :

[image loading]
( you don't have to be black but thats prefered )


Next guide : How not to get a man from New Jersey angry!

**
No no no no its not mine!
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
August 23 2009 22:23 GMT
#2
So if I'm not black, I should consider changing my skin color so I look black? Is that what you're trying to say?
God Bless
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 22:28:00
August 23 2009 22:27 GMT
#3
On August 24 2009 07:23 Roffles wrote:
So if I'm not black, I should consider changing my skin color so I look black? Is that what you're trying to say?


No.

Where did I even say that you have to be black to not get mugged? Even tho being black would help, you don't have to be.


Edit :

Oh, I c, your referring to the picture -_-.... thats just how you should dress dude.
No no no no its not mine!
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
August 23 2009 22:43 GMT
#4
0/5
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
August 23 2009 22:44 GMT
#5
Damn, I would definitely get mugged in NYC.
That's why I stay out of it.

And I dislike traffic, I love the suburbs.
Writer
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
August 23 2009 22:44 GMT
#6
What made you decide to push post?
Hi.
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
August 23 2009 22:46 GMT
#7
On August 24 2009 07:44 d(O.o)a wrote:
What made you decide to push post?


Me? or the blog writer.
Writer
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
August 23 2009 22:49 GMT
#8
On August 24 2009 07:46 l10f wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2009 07:44 d(O.o)a wrote:
What made you decide to push post?


Me? or the blog writer.


-_- the OP
Hi.
jello24
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada327 Posts
August 23 2009 22:52 GMT
#9
soooooo... how does one "Be Confident" without looking up? maybe you should just take out the first point, cause it contradicts everything...
just lurking around...
TommyGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States142 Posts
August 23 2009 22:52 GMT
#10
On August 24 2009 07:46 l10f wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2009 07:44 d(O.o)a wrote:
What made you decide to push post?


Me? or the blog writer.

definitely you
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 23 2009 22:53 GMT
#11
On August 24 2009 07:52 jello24 wrote:
soooooo... how does one "Be Confident" without looking up? maybe you should just take out the first point, cause it contradicts everything...


Don't look up at the buildings stupid
No no no no its not mine!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 23 2009 22:53 GMT
#12
ahaha "( you don't have to be black but thats prefered )"
gn0m
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden302 Posts
August 23 2009 22:59 GMT
#13
A useful and well written guide. 4/5
-_-
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 23:09:52
August 23 2009 23:01 GMT
#14
=[
Jaedong
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
August 23 2009 23:03 GMT
#15
thats pretty much how i dress
cant afford his jewelry tho
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
prOxi.Beater
Profile Joined December 2008
Denmark626 Posts
August 23 2009 23:09 GMT
#16
How can you look confident without looking up? Lol

Looking poor is grade A advice though!
Nobody beats the Beater
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 23 2009 23:17 GMT
#17
On August 24 2009 08:09 prOxi.Beater wrote:
How can you look confident without looking up? Lol

Looking poor is grade A advice though!


Ok ill edit it I guess.. since some people don't get it

I ment looking up at the tall buildings and shit, what a typical tourist would do.
No no no no its not mine!
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
August 23 2009 23:17 GMT
#18
RIP Big L
Brood War for life
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 23 2009 23:26 GMT
#19
BIG L REST IN PEACE
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
August 23 2009 23:29 GMT
#20
Inversely, dressing very nicely and yelling for Benny may give you a mafioso vibe, which would also discourage petty thuggery.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 23:30:37
August 23 2009 23:29 GMT
#21
On August 24 2009 08:26 Foucault wrote:
BIG L REST IN PEACE


I take it dressing like this will prevent you from getting mugged however it won't help you from getting shot :/


I think I'd prefer the first option.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
August 24 2009 00:10 GMT
#22
Ive been living in Brooklyn since I was 2, as long as you stay out of Central Brooklyn you should be fine.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
August 24 2009 00:18 GMT
#23
Or you can act like a bum with a shopping cart. Then you won't get mugged except by other hobos.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
August 24 2009 02:27 GMT
#24
On August 24 2009 06:58 Clasic wrote:

Make sure to wear glasses.

some nerdy asian has a high probability to get mugged.


?!
TranslatorBaa!
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
August 24 2009 02:50 GMT
#25
On August 24 2009 11:27 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2009 06:58 Clasic wrote:

Make sure to wear glasses.

some nerdy asian has a high probability to get mugged.


?!



Yup, he contradicted himself again ^^
[image loading]


I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
August 24 2009 02:58 GMT
#26
Nerdy Asians ftw.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 24 2009 03:03 GMT
#27
Lol.
觀過斯知仁矣.
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
August 24 2009 03:13 GMT
#28
Are those dumb boots mandatory?
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 24 2009 03:17 GMT
#29
On August 24 2009 11:50 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2009 11:27 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On August 24 2009 06:58 Clasic wrote:

Make sure to wear glasses.

some nerdy asian has a high probability to get mugged.


?!



Yup, he contradicted himself again ^^
[image loading]




ment to say sun glasses ^^
No no no no its not mine!
gchan
Profile Joined October 2007
United States654 Posts
August 24 2009 06:03 GMT
#30
[Guide] English

Your = possessive second person pronoun
Ex: [Guide] How to not get your ass beat in NYC

You're = You are
Ex: [Guide] How to not get mugged when you're in NYC
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 24 2009 08:54 GMT
#31
Arent you from Texas?

on a side note.. id recommend watching Scarface atleast 3 times, this will tell you how to act like a total dick but you'll be so badass while doing it wont even matter

(drugs/killing are optional)
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
August 24 2009 11:02 GMT
#32
i lol
I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 2009 OK???????????????
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
August 24 2009 11:03 GMT
#33
I lived in harlem for an year and a half
I've never been mugged before o.O
dats racist
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
August 24 2009 16:39 GMT
#34
I lived in NYC for 15 years, traveling and always going to random parts of NYC (dangerous ones as well), never got mugged, never will get mugged, never consider the situation of being mugged and I always look up. GG.
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-24 17:08:31
August 24 2009 17:08 GMT
#35
On August 24 2009 20:03 MrHoon wrote:
I lived in harlem for an year and a half
I've never been mugged before o.O


Well man you're korean

you fucking move in numbers, and them boys know that
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
August 24 2009 17:40 GMT
#36
lol nice guide, thxx
Kurosaki
Profile Joined August 2008
United States158 Posts
August 24 2009 18:27 GMT
#37
Dress like a mugger and you won't get mugged.
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