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Upon thorough self-examination of my inner motivations and treats of character that define my person I have come to the undeniable conclusion that I am partial towards those parts of the female anatomy contained in the posterior half of the body below the waist and above the thighs when said parts are defined by a considerable volume.
It is with great confidence that I can proclaim said statement in a certified court of law and an honorable judge with a jury of peers would conclude, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that enough evidence was present to find my person guilty of such feelings.
I challenge every one of my male peers, whether you are born of the same flesh and blood, born with a darker tone of skin, or born again as a brother in Christ, to refute the fact (with reasonable argument) that when one of the opposite gender, upon chance, finds herself to be in the same area as your person and having a disproportionately small waistline when compared to the much larger, spherically shaped structure of the female anatomy that rests just below it, repositions said structure to the immediate vicinity of your face you indeed become excited by your current situation.
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I was about to close this thread before I realized what it was XD
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Heavens, Elizabeth, take a gander over at that young lady's posterior
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gotta love old english
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wowowow 5/5
Burst out laughing
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Disregard wenches, aquire currency ;]
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I am 16. I am very confused.
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TheWarbler, Maybe you've heard this song before: + Show Spoiler +
I will not comment whether it has anything to do with my post or not.
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Very clever
That was one heck of a long-winded explanation to say such a short thing though!
5/5 nonetheless.
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I am pleased by overly proportioned derrières, and I am bound to foregoing dishonesty.
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laugheth out loudeth! what trouble over a trifle.
xD
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I tip my hat to you sir. Job well done
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I thought it was pretty obvious by the first few lines :/
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Perambulate, Wench! Remove thyself from my path
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i like big butts and i cannot lie...
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