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The short answer is that it was devoured by the great serpent Jörmungandr.
A few days ago HotS was released, and TL was hit by hundreds of thousands of visitors, their visit put huge strain on the site, and caused movement within the underlying code. Most was harmless, just strands of codes moving around, some was more sinister causing discomfort for some and forcing the wizard to bring forth some of his sorcery. But unnoticed by most, it had a much more malevolent and terrifying effect. To understand what happened, you need to hear a story:
In the early days of TL there was a coder, a rouge sorcerer, his name forgotten by most, and only kept in a few archives, "saro" they called him. For the longest time he was a nemesis of TL, threatening the newly established settlement with ruin and fear. Tired of his oppression, the leader of TL, Meat, sallied out and did battle with saro, the battle raged for days as lighting and fire creased the skies, and the people of TL shivered, huddled in their makeshift forums, with hardly a dozen threads to go between them, despite saro's might Meat would not be brought down, using all his power Meat hardly managed to overcome this enemy. Having vanquished saro, meat pulled all the malice and evil out of his body. Saro joined the new settlement where his help would be be essential in the coming era of darkness.
Saro's malice and evil however were another issue, unbeknownst to the common people, meat undertook a journey to the bowels of tl, where he enlisted the help of PoP, a might artificer, to chain this evil in a prison of html and code. For days they labored, eventually forming a prison, which was cleverly concealed and renamed TLPD. thedeadhaji and p4NDemik were made its guardians, with a single task, to keep the evil sealed within by constantly reinforcing TLPD with games. It is rare, but through TLs history the evil has occasionally overwhelmed its guardians and let our a stray tendril Jörmungandr is such a tendril, for TLPD was weakened, and the strain of HotS was too much, a single crack formed in its perfect wall, and the great nameless evil sent out a shard of itself in the form of a might serpent. The forces of liquid were occupied with the overwhelming surge of HotS, and when they realized the beast had escaped were sluggish to mobilize, for they had a duty to keep the walls secure as well. So from the darkness a team was sent, specialists, men no-one remembers, TLPD staff, the agents who deal with such evil. Led by the veteran of a thousand skirmishes, zere lead the small team in a desperate struggle to mend the broken shield and destroy Jörmungandr. In a battle that was never recorded and cannot be told, a struggle that will never be remembered, noticed or praised, TLPD staff saved the majority of the forums from the serpent, and the greater threat and mended its prison. But a heinous price was paid, in its urge to feed the serpent devoured the single player forum, with Plexa being able to rescue only a few threads, at huge risk to himself. Had he faltered he would have been devoured. But now, the forums are safe, and TL rebuilds the ruined areas, vowing to never allow this to happen again. Jonvvv, zere and the rest of TLPD erect new barriers and stand ever vigilant, for should the evil escape its prison entirely, merely losing a subforum is the least that would happen to to the good people of TL.
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