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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Anime Character
lv25 Aura of Obliviousness upon equipping lv 70 Parallel Universe Physics upon equipping 25% chance of casting PLOT HOLE upon striking, stun length 3-5 seconds 35% chance of casting FLASHBACK when struck, invincibility for 30 seconds while character reflect upon life +500% chance of finding Magical Girls 100% chance of casting lv 24 Colorful Light aura upon Level Up 45% chance of casting Brilliant Obviousness upon death 100% chance of Deadly Blow when health is below 5% Summon Random Girl (20 charges) Revive Dead Character (3 charges) Replenishes life by 20% for every flashback Indestructible
TL members +100% chance of making overstatements
I think making d2 items for people on the site could be funny.
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LOL oneofthem that was good :d
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United States40880 Posts
On January 08 2007 13:38 Teroru wrote: yes, that was good :O I concur.
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On January 08 2007 13:11 {ToT}Strafe wrote: peruvian Unable to battle Strafe due inferior thinking ability
Strafian Only to be remembered for being the recipients of legendary uber pwnage by the vgi-cow race
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On January 04 2007 07:52 GrandInquisitor wrote: Ekii Only Ability: Upload a stolen replay in the TL.net Replays section +5 Jealousy and +10 Whining when Midian does the same thing but doesn't get punished for it
corrected for accuracy
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On January 04 2007 13:22 MoltkeWarding wrote: Chinese
Culture Gain -75% Logic -90% Likeliness of Parental Abuse +600% Likeliness of Spousal Abuse +600% Likeliness to chew with mouth open +600%
MoltkeWardinese
+50% Grammar +50% History +80% Impress Teamliquidians with Grammar & History +95% Likelihood of parental abuse as a child Manifesting in 100% self hatred +97% Secret desire to be a gangsta
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Korea (South)11559 Posts
TeamLiquid -50% of time spent on other websites.
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College Student
-4 hours of sleep a weekday
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Pedophilia: 100% chance to create an account on tl.net named Chibi
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On January 08 2007 12:55 -Carlodajin- wrote:Show nested quote +On January 08 2007 12:53 bsmd wrote:On January 08 2007 12:39 -Carlodajin- wrote:On January 08 2007 12:22 {ToT}Strafe wrote: Asian female (passive) 80% increased craving for white penis Asian Female: Beats up Strafe after seeing what he wrote Sarcasm: Sarcastic statement after knowing that no girls visit TL.net Distraction: Distracts with something that has nothing to do with the subject in question hint"no girls visit this site". Carlodajin wasted 2 minutes of my time explaining that joke.
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Asian Rapper: -100% black.
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SCGamer+50 respect for koreans
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Black people: +50% jail time.
Taco Bell: +100% shits.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
Anyone: If you have sex with strafe increase chances of having genital herpes by 95%
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thedeadhaji
39479 Posts
On January 08 2007 13:27 oneofthem wrote: Anime Character
lv25 Aura of Obliviousness upon equipping lv 70 Parallel Universe Physics upon equipping 25% chance of casting PLOT HOLE upon striking, stun length 3-5 seconds 35% chance of casting FLASHBACK when struck, invincibility for 30 seconds while character reflect upon life +500% chance of finding Magical Girls 100% chance of casting lv 24 Colorful Light aura upon Level Up 45% chance of casting Brilliant Obviousness upon death 100% chance of Deadly Blow when health is below 5% Summon Random Girl (20 charges) Revive Dead Character (3 charges) Replenishes life by 20% for every flashback Indestructible
TL members +100% chance of making overstatements
I think making d2 items for people on the site could be funny.
two corrections to "anime character"
-200% increased eye size -500% increased chance of encounter with non-human young female who decides to live with you.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
Strafe:Increase chances of denying STD's by +100% and increase chances of lying about other people having STD's by 100%
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Inconvenient truth ought to be 100% true
ROBje dice: ass ROBje dice: I feel forced to make ur stds known Dan dice: lol Dan dice: try me Dan dice: lololol Dan dice: i already made a pre-emptive counter strike ROBje dice: Theres at least one story ROBje dice: where i ended up with a weird wound ROBje dice: after having sex with a girl ROBje dice: that ripped her condom off ROBje dice: halfway ROBje dice: and i met her later in the bar Dan dice: Nice memory
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Broodwarmap.net user/mapper: +90% chance of bragging that bwm is best mapping site ever and that the site has any map you want -99% chance of being heard +75% to flame others instead of analyzing maps -90% being able to play starcraft -120% want to play starcraft and test maps +1000% chance of hating mapdori for getting positionally and racially imbalanced maps in the most known Starcraft leagues in the world even with much better maps at bwm
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Netherlands19124 Posts
^ @ up post --> Last edit: 2007-01-08 16:13:52
ROBje dice: ass ROBje dice: I feel forced to make ur stds known Dan dice: lol Dan dice: try me Dan dice: lololol Dan dice: i already made a pre-emptive counter strike ROBje dice: Theres at least one story ROBje dice: where you ended up with a weird wound ROBje dice: after having sex with a girl ROBje dice: that ripped her condom off ROBje dice: halfway ROBje dice: and you met her later in the bar Dan dice: Nice memory
Corrected for truth -.-.
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