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Pony Express Issue 76: May 18 - May 25, 2009

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Kau *
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Last Edited: 2009-05-26 04:18:09
May 26 2009 04:16 GMT
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Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

There were some good threads/blogs this week. Hope you guys enjoy :D And I probably don't say this enough but thanks to everyone who makes PX possible. You guys are all awesome.

Closed thread of the week

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
ShoCkeyy– Interviews

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Interviews .............................................. p12

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  • Does it make more sense to say old fossil or new fossil?

  • Are you busy on Sunday?

  • Benefits of the army


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  • The Vagiath

  • Since it's Fox, it doesn't belong in Serious Business

  • SPARKIMUS PRIME!

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Mushroom Risotto

Ingredients

* 1/2 cup dried porcini mushrooms, chopped
* 1/2 (10 ounce) can cream of mushroom soup
* 1/4 cup boiling water
* 4 cups chicken stock
* 1 tablespoon butter
* 1 tablespoon olive oil
* 1 onion, finely chopped
* 1 clove garlic, crushed
* 1 3/4 cups Arborio rice
* salt and pepper to taste
* fresh thyme, chopped
* chopped fresh basil

Procedure

1. Scoop cream of mushroom soup into a bowl, and gradually stir in boiling water until mixture is smooth but not runny.
2. In a saucepan over medium heat, bring the stock to a gentle simmer.
3. Heat butter and olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. Stir in onion, garlic, and chopped mushrooms; cook about 3 minutes. Gradually stir in rice; cook 2 minutes, stirring constantly to coat rice with oil. Season with salt and pepper. Stir in thyme and basil to taste.
4. Pour in the mushroom soup mixture, stirring until absorbed. Gradually add 1/3 stock, stirring until liquid is absorbed. Continue to stir in stock gradually, 1 cup at a time, allowing the liquid to be absorbed before adding another cup. It should take about 20 minutes for all the stock to be absorbed and the rice becomes al dente.

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[13:58] <Rouq> After 12 years, my therapist said something that brought me to tears
[13:58] <Rouq> 'no hablo ingles'



[16:19] <Kennigit> some girl went walking by today
[16:20] <Kennigit> in a green peace shirt
[16:20] <Kennigit> i scoffed
[16:20] <Pholon> to her face?
[16:20] <Kennigit> then flexed my arm to show a big american flag
[16:20] <Kennigit> then flew into the sky



[18:50] <MarS_Violet> Scara
[18:50] <MarS_Violet> what are your feelings
[18:50] <MarS_Violet> on lag
[18:54] * Lee-Scara-Jay (~smallmant@CPE-124-180-186-126.vic.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout)



Tue-00:28:00 <zulu_nation99> i wish i can be good at like
Tue-00:28:02 <zulu_nation99> 2 free things
Tue-00:28:06 <zulu_nation99> 2 things of my choosing



Tue-20:12:15 <XCetron> i remember when i was 14
Tue-20:12:17 <XCetron> i liked linkin park
Tue-20:12:24 <FragKrag> lool
Tue-20:12:31 <Nal_rAwr> linkin park was actually good
Tue-20:12:32 <Nal_rAwr> back in the day
Tue-20:12:35 <zulu_nation8> i liked limp bizkit
Tue-20:12:36 <FragKrag> im 50 yo nergin
Tue-20:12:36 <XCetron> youre 16
Tue-20:12:39 <XCetron> wtf is back in the day
Tue-20:12:39 <grnp> hahaha



[8:30pm] Delerium: LeperKahn,... it's older than you are
[8:30pm] FragKrag: or whatever
[8:30pm] Delerium: by like 4-5x
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: lolwat
[8:30pm] FragKrag: no
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: I'm not that young <.<
[8:30pm] FragKrag: it was written in 50s?
[8:30pm] FragKrag: kahn is 16
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: yeah I'm not 10
[8:31pm] Delerium: .... and what's 16 x 4?
[8:31pm] FragKrag: 64
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: 563
[8:31pm] FragKrag: lol 563
[8:31pm] Delerium: lol?
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: oh fuck
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: carried wrong
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: my bad <.<



[19:37] <zulu_nation8> these are the thread titles on the first page of the chinese starcraft forum
[19:37] <zulu_nation8> "i'm addicted to licking pussies"
[19:37] * @Nyovne licks SoYuKKUSENMAN
[19:37] <zulu_nation8> "what do you find more attractive, long white legs are big tits?"
[19:38] <zulu_nation8> thats followed by poll
[19:38] <zulu_nation8> "the taste of anal sex and orgasmic fluids"
[19:38] <zulu_nation8> dont even know what that is
[19:39] <zulu_nation8> "do you know this position? (sex position)"
[19:39] <zulu_nation8> "which female body part do you like the most?"
[19:39] <zulu_nation8> followed by poll
[19:40] <zulu_nation8> oh yea
[19:40] <zulu_nation8> "about oral sex"
[19:41] <zulu_nation8> and its a poll
[19:41] <HunterX11> sounds like a feminist paradise
[19:41] <Origami> I don't know man, those sound like legit threads.



[17:40] <MarS_Violet> swarm saves the carriers doesn't it?
[17:40] <MarS_Violet> they can sit on it and attack hydras outside of it



[13:38] <Nyovne> GOGOGO RATZERG
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!!
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!!
[13:39] <elpriceisright> ratzerg??
[13:39] <elpriceisright> you mean radzerg
[13:39] <Nyovne> no
[13:39] <Nyovne> ratzerg
[13:39] <elpriceisright> why rat?
[13:39] <Nyovne> JD has cheese for breakfast
[13:39] <Nyovne> nigga
[13:39] <elpriceisright> ahhahaha
[13:39] <elpriceisright> I like it



[20:28] <Pritler> I got anal beads and they smell weird after usage
[20:29] <MarS_Violet> get yourself a gimp to lick them clean
[20:30] * Pholon is now known as PholonLUNCH


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When Progamers Attack:

After being thwarted by the camera crew @OGN during Dungeon & Fighter league....

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The aftermath....

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from Trozz's blog

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I apologize for not digging more often, when I have time I do. Please send me suggestions that I can use on the busy days. Anyway, here is a few oldies, a few photos you might have missed and more TeamLiquid glue.

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If you missed this classic you don't belong in teamliquid
2000-05-16 - Hanaro OSL - Grrrr... vs H.O.T-F (image courtesy & tip of JWD)
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You see, this guy, belongs
CJ Nation 2008
+ Show Spoiler [Kinda NSFW haha] +
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Rekrul, blog more please!
Rekrul Goes China 2006
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On May 23 2009 19:11 SnowFalling wrote:
Seriously, IdrA should trade nicks with NeverGG



On May 24 2009 11:15 floor exercise wrote:
I see I'm not the only one who immediately had an image of Inc shaking his gf with the ferocity of a paint mixer


from the blog "uncontrolable shaking"

The Shit Bus

On May 23 2009 07:21 Luhh wrote:
So much stupity in this thread I'm getting nauscious..

LOL

http://www.amd.com/us-en/assets/content_type/DownloadableAssets/AMD-Intel_Full_Complaint.pdf


p8


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  • Did Shivaz get trolled?

  • douchecanoe (doosh-kan-oo): noun. theron[wdt]'s father

  • FuDDx balloons

  • EscPlan9 to be wed eventually

  • ReCharge in need of a name change

  • Pony Shirt for Smix

  • Winged Horse shirt for boesthius

  • Oxygen and Snoflakes and other poems

  • Rolling stops, nicely done Grobyc

  • MrHoon is ALIVE!

  • VIB 3D SC


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paper was just temp banned for 2 days by Last Romantic.

That account was created on 2004-09-08 16:08:17 and had 6063 posts.

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HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON MEEE


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Kal vs Kwanro @ Heartbreak Ridge:
Attacking everywhere at once, utilizing continuous drops, being one step ahead of his opponent, and just being stylish while he was at it. One of these player's reminded me of Bisu in this game, watch it to find out which one.


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None for this week




Question of the Week
How long until I burn out?
p12
Moderator
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 26 2009 04:21 GMT
#2
why am i the ban of the week : (

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Hates Fun🤔
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20666 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-26 04:28:30
May 26 2009 04:28 GMT
#3
KEKEKEKKEE

<3
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 26 2009 04:30 GMT
#4
I give you another month to live, at best

good work so far though
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
May 26 2009 04:32 GMT
#5
On May 26 2009 13:21 paper wrote:
why am i the ban of the week : (

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Mostly because of the awesome picture.
Moderator
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
May 26 2009 04:35 GMT
#6
[20:28] I got anal beads and they smell weird after usage
[20:29] get yourself a gimp to lick them clean
[20:30] * Pholon is now known as PholonLUNCH

You know, I've always admired Pholon's work ethic.
Administrator
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5214 Posts
May 26 2009 04:47 GMT
#7
thanks! nice edition

feel free to burn out whenever you want, take the summer off etc. you've already contributed a crapload.

only keep doing it for as long as you enjoy it
you wouldnt feel that way if it was *your* magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
May 26 2009 04:48 GMT
#8
--- Nuked ---
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
May 26 2009 05:00 GMT
#9
omg I didn't even realize mr.hoon was back.

SEE HOW VALUABLE YOU ARE PX? I WOULD MISS STUFF IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU <3333333333333333333333333333333333
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
May 26 2009 05:05 GMT
#10
Thanks Kau :3
Moderator<:3-/-<
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
May 26 2009 05:28 GMT
#11
On May 26 2009 13:35 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
[20:28] <Pritler> I got anal beads and they smell weird after usage
[20:29] <MarS_Violet> get yourself a gimp to lick them clean
[20:30] * Pholon is now known as PholonLUNCH

You know, I've always admired Pholon's work ethic.


This totally made me lol.
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
May 26 2009 05:33 GMT
#12
:[ sorry about interview... the person i needed to interview left on vacation @_@
Life?
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
May 26 2009 05:38 GMT
#13
Thanks Kau and company!

I enjoyed the Shit Bus this week, but it would have been more fun without the emphasis added ^^
✌
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 26 2009 05:39 GMT
#14
This week sucked (but that's only because I read all the stuff mentioned already, lol)

Keep up the good work as always.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 26 2009 05:40 GMT
#15
8:31pm] Delerium: .... and what's 16 x 4?
[8:31pm] FragKrag: 64
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: 563
[8:31pm] FragKrag: lol 563
[8:31pm] Delerium: lol?
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: oh fuck
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: carried wrong
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: my bad <.<
ROFL. That has to be the funniest excuse I have ever heard.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
May 26 2009 05:52 GMT
#16
Hahaha never read that china blog before. Made me laugh =D.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
May 26 2009 05:52 GMT
#17
<3 PX
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
May 26 2009 06:11 GMT
#18
Nice edition of PX.
Every time Jung Myung Hoon builds a vulture, two probes die. || My post count was a palindrome and I was never posting again.
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
May 26 2009 06:43 GMT
#19
[13:38] <Nyovne> GOGOGO RATZERG
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!!
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!!
[13:39] <elpriceisright> ratzerg??
[13:39] <elpriceisright> you mean radzerg
[13:39] <Nyovne> no
[13:39] <Nyovne> ratzerg
[13:39] <elpriceisright> why rat?
[13:39] <Nyovne> JD has cheese for breakfast
[13:39] <Nyovne> nigga
[13:39] <elpriceisright> ahhahaha
[13:39] <elpriceisright> I like it


Hahahaha
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
May 26 2009 06:56 GMT
#20
nice px. I was waiting for the vagith thread to be added.
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